So this lunch I had pretty much my first experience with choking at the piss trough.

Normally I'll be on the phone or making erudite banter with the occupant beside me.

But today I was examining the fine work of the wall and the junk froze up.

I was like...um...hello? Prostate? Are you angry with me? But then when the feller left me, I was still coaxing her. Finally I relaxed and started to channel my inner Zen. Might have looked the odd bit, slumped comfortably against the urinal, whizzing ever so lightly.

But at least it got done.

Later I kept having that feeling of unfufillment down in my nethers. Still do.



Weird...maybe the guy next to me had an outrageously large hunk of man chicken and I blocked it from my concious mind but my Super-Ego was like...well fuck that.

Thoughts?

Woah, I wouldn't go too far with this now man. Probably just some cloggage or something.

1) You dont make banter with the guy in the next urinal, faggot.

2) Why do you call your manhood 'her'?

3) Troll.

quote:Originally posted by SilentMind:

1) You dont make banter with the guy in the next urinal, faggot.

2) Why do you call your manhood 'her'?

3) Troll.

This obviously isn't a troll post you dumb piece of shit.

quote:Originally posted by SilentMind:

1) You dont make banter with the guy in the next urinal, faggot.

If its something manly like sports or something deep...like...do you think your piss knows where its going?

I wouldn't just roll up and say...'so my girlfriend wouldn't jerk me off last night'. Erudite is the key word there.

quote:Originally posted by SilentMind:



2) Why do you call your manhood 'her'?



Because thats how I roll, bitch! Why do they christen ships 'her'...granted I've never smashed a bottle of champagne on it.

In short: its my manhood I'll call it what I want.

quote:Originally posted by SilentMind:



3) Troll.



Is it that pathetic?

ermm, possibly you have a uti, but i don't know.

does it hurt to pee? that whole unfulfilled feeling sounds like a red flag.

quote:Originally posted by SilentMind:

1) You dont make banter with the guy in the next urinal, faggot.

i have urinal/bladder shyness somewhat often. i used to have it terrible, but its getting better now, or atleast really random. sometimes i'll be completely fine with a few other people around and other times it just plain won't go. seems to depend a lot on my mood/what i'm thinkin about at the time i guess

anyone have any tips to overpower it?

Eh...I talk to guys in the next urinal just to see if it makes them uncomfortable. For fuck's sake, it's just pissing. There's nothing sacred about the public restroom.