I haven't given many blow jobs, and I'm not sure that I'm any good at it. I figure you hot and horny totse boys can give me a hand? Any tips? What feels good, and do different guys like it different ways? I find the same techniques having completely different effects on different guys.. Help me!

Suck the head, beat the shaft and play with the balls.

quote:Originally posted by Bananas:

Do different guys like it different ways?

Of course they do

I'd say head stimulation and variety are two things that you'd want to go for. Don't be afraid to lick, suck, kiss, etc, etc, etc.

Watch porn and emulate

-F☺rd

I'm sure if you ask him, he will be MORE than happy to tell you how he enjoys having his cock sucked. Putting it in your mouth is a good start. My favorite blowjob master would hold her breath in for a few seconds before she was gonna put it in her mouth, and exhale her hot breath slowly on the head as she was taking it in. <---Approved!

The best blowjobs I've ever gotten were from girls/guys that weren't so stupid as to not be able to used the bloody fucking archives!

http://preview.tinyurl.com/zxvgp

http://preview.tinyurl.com/yxoo7x

http://preview.tinyurl.com/y55kk5

Yeah, maybe read through those, and then come back and follow this link:

http://preview.tinyurl.com/uhvph

So yeah, delete this thread when you're done with those links. Thanks.

[This message has been edited by Gus (edited 12-11-2006).]

Gus, you're an ass.

quote:Originally posted by stab:

Gus, you're an ass.

Yeah, I am aren't I, eh?

But hell, though, at least I'm an ass with a sense of humor that stays on topic. Hah.

Is true and you gave many links. You're a nice guy in disguise. And in my defense, I've talked to the B girl about this topic before so I have nothing new to tell her.

quote:Originally posted by stab:

Is true and you gave many links. You're a nice guy in disguise. And in my defense, I've talked to the B girl about this topic before so I have nothing new to tell her.

Then you had bloody well tell her to check out those bloody archived threads, and then bloody delete this bloody thread, if you bloody well want me to stop bloody saying "bloody".

I like it when boys say bloody. Its ... ass-ish. Oh! And, why read archives when I can interract? I mean, hewo, we might come up with something new.. like chewing foreskin..

No teeth.

PLEASE GOD. NO TEETH.

I'll let you practice on me if you want.

quote:Originally posted by baloo:

I'll let you practice on me if you want.

Oh baby. Can you come over? Tonight?

quote:Originally posted by Bananas:

Oh baby. Can you come over? Tonight?

How 'bout you come to my place?

quote:Originally posted by baloo:

How 'bout you come to my place?

Book me a fLight. Damnit, can you give me a Lower case L?

quote:Originally posted by Bananas:

Book me a fLight. Damnit, can you give me a Lower case L?

Book your own flight.

*Gives you a little L*

quote:Originally posted by Bananas:

[...]like chewing foreskin..

Oh wow, I bet YOU'VE never gotten a nice knee to the face, right? Hell woman, a GOOD blowjob has ALREADY been discussed to fucking DEATH.

If you don't want to read the archives for such an over done topic, then you can suck my dic--- Hmmm, actually, I think I'll just paddle your ass.... Yeah, sounds a BIT safer.

Oh hush, creature.

And with that, I'm leaving you up to the S&A gods as I'm completely sure Mojo will agree that this topic has been done to DEATH.

And speaking of Mojo, she needs to check her e-mail and reply to me. Hehe... Good luck, kiddos.

give me your email, and I'll send you some help. no bullshit.

Definitely no teeth, ever. I personally like it really slow and soulful, like she's worshipping my divine Shiva-istic phallus. In otherwords, lots of tender licking, slow sucking up and down teh shaft, lots of attention to the head, and every couple strokes a deepthroat... that's perfect. Then again, i don't really like being brought climax with a blowjob, i just like getting amped up for sex so i can make the chick scream.

On the flipside, I hate fast blowjobs where it seems like teh girl is just doing it to get things over with, like it's just a function. I've actually lost wood during one of those.