Anyone have any experiences with enhancing the girth of their package? Mine's long enough, and gets the job done, but I find myself wishing it was thicker sometimes.

I had a couple friends who were 'testing' penis enhancement products, one was taking some pill, and the other one was getting pumped up. I lost contact with them and wondered if any of you guys have any experience with this?

I hear sticking it in a blender can do wonders.

quote:Originally posted by XHippie HunterX:

I hear sticking it in a blender can do wonders.



Don't do this!

It'll ruin your blender

-F☺rd

Does anyone still fall for this rubbish?!

Only way you can increase girth is surgically (ie injecting silicon).

quote:Originally posted by XHippie HunterX:

I hear sticking it in a blender can do wonders.

I need a shallower blender.....

I've been doing kegals, which is both easy and painless, and one day I will knock the lamp of the endtable.

my ex's nick name is Girth because he has a girthy penis. it's name is Sir Girthalot. He is very girthy. 8.5"x2.5"

yay! go sir girthalot!

quote:Originally posted by Bodombabe13:

my ex's nick name is Girth because he has a girthy penis. it's name is Sir Girthalot. He is very girthy. 8.5"x2.5"

yay! go sir girthalot!

Woohoo!

There's nothing you can do.

Just prepare yourself for a long life of getting dumped for guys with bigger cocks then you.

I'm sorry.

Jelquining. If it doesn't work, hey, at least you had some fun 10 minutes a day.

take some string and tie a fruit cake to it and let it hang while you run around naked. That works for me!! PLus, then your girl will have a snack when you are done!!

hoover with high suction capabilities ...???

quote:Originally posted by Bodombabe13:

my ex's nick name is Girth because he has a girthy penis. it's name is Sir Girthalot. He is very girthy. 8.5"x2.5"

yay! go sir girthalot!

Uh... what?

Youre either saying his cock is 8 and a half inches wide and 2 and a half inches long, which is freakish, or 8 and a half inches long and 2 and a half inches wide, which isnt as freakish but is definitely on the lower end of the girth scale.

Oh and AfRo, look up some of those cock exercises.

quote:Originally posted by Juke_box_hero:

Uh... what?

Youre either saying his cock is 8 and a half inches wide and 2 and a half inches long, which is freakish, or 8 and a half inches long and 2 and a half inches wide, which isnt as freakish but is definitely on the lower end of the girth scale.

Well, she never said his nickname was length

wrap your cock in cotton wool, hold it in place with a lil bit of tape.

when you go to have sex, put a condom on, the cotton wool will give you girth.

wont be much fun for you but nicer for the woman

quote:Originally posted by Juke_box_hero:

Youre either saying his cock is 8 and a half inches wide and 2 and a half inches long, which is freakish, or 8 and a half inches long and 2 and a half inches wide, which isnt as freakish but is definitely on the lower end of the girth scale.

2.5" wide (not circumference) is more than 7.5" around. Approaching 8" around. Click here. (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/88/Penis_circum.jpg) That's more than an inch more than the top 0.01% of men. I suspect there's a little exaggeration or mis-measurement, though.

Incidentally, 2.5% of guys less than 3" around? That's about as thick as a thumb =/

wow, nice table, but it makes me think.

a mate of mine has a cock like a coke can. he gets it out to show people quite a bit. his wife said sex was like giving birth.

Jelquining. I've never tried them, really haven't had a need to, I'm quite content with the size of my penis, as is my girlfriend, soooo... Anyways, I've read that these work, so, give em a try, and as Rykoshet said, atleast you'd have some fun for 10 minutes a day...

quote:Originally posted by MJR deus:

hoover with high suction capabilities ...???

ive tried a vacumer once ,i didnt fit,i was pissed off cause ive never tried it,and i wanted to...

I was blessed with an average size but girthy penis. I got asked by a girl once to use two fingers whilst fingering her so she could prepare for insertion.

Twas awesome.

Two fingers? That isn't much to be proud of. As far as I'm concerned that's standard fingering.

This makes me think of Wayne's World.

Garth likes rope candy.

quote:Originally posted by Mr.Happy:

2.5" wide (not circumference) is more than 7.5" around. Approaching 8" around. Click here. (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/88/Penis_circum.jpg) That's more than an inch more than the top 0.01% of men. I suspect there's a little exaggeration or mis-measurement, though.



LOL super chode