ok, so you all are gonna think i'm weird, which is totally fine. but i have to share because this is too wonderful to let pass.

i was just doing crunches, which is one of my preferred ways of masturbating. (for those of you who don't know, i actually get orgasms from them.) and so i felt one coming on, and i focused really hard, and kept going, and relaxed and everything, and i orgasmed. but as i was orgasming, felt something come out! it wasn't a huge amount like in porn movies, maybe about a tablespoon. but it was definitely there! this has only happened to me once before i think, and i wasn't sure what it was.

ok, i'm done. i just had to share my success. the female orgasm seems to be quite the topic on these boards, as is the issue of "squirting," so i felt compelled to tell you all. flame. discuss. whatever.

Congrats

Hey...work yourself up to a liter!

I always thought you were weird and this just topped the list.. orgasms from crunches?

Haha kidding. That's pretty awesome though. I've never heard of that before.. but congrats.

quote:Originally posted by moonmeister:

Hey...work yourself up to a liter!

I know someone that'll have his hands, and mouth, full with that. ;D

I agree. I want pictures of kittens!

This thread==useless (http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c104/piratejoe69/pix_thread.jpg)

So, other than the "squirt"....was there any difference to it?

quote:Originally posted by oc6:

So, other than the "squirt"....was there any difference to it?

hmmm...no. good point. i guess squirting isn't all it's cracked up to be. but it felt more...fulfilling?

let me be the first to say: fap fap fap

Lauren, I'm proud of you. Not because you squirted, but because you leapt on to totse to tell us all about it.

Ahhhhh? Do you need a...hand?

Hawt!

Crunches, eh?

You know somebody once told me that a girl has great incentive for a certain stretch (called the butterfly stretch) in which you sit on the ground, place the bottom of both feet together, and try to get your heels as close to you as possible and your knees as close to the ground as possible because you'll have an excellent orgasm.

I just thought she was overtly sexual.

"...Just one small step for a woman, one giant step for a vagaina"

You deserve a real pat on the crack for this!

Why not give yourself one?

HAHAHA. Lauren has quickly risen to the top as one of my favorite posters. She's smart(both academically and people smart), funny, and open-minded.

Who's that woman with the funny name who teaches woman how to sqirt at will? I heard a radio doc with her doing squirt after squirt onto a mirror? A quite loud sound!

Congrats! The first times I squirted, I was ecstatic as well..

quote:Originally posted by Zay:

HAHAHA. Lauren has quickly risen to the top as one of my favorite posters. She's smart(both academically and people smart), funny, and open-minded.

thank you, Zay.

quote:Originally posted by lauren7249:

hmmm...no. good point. i guess squirting isn't all it's cracked up to be. but it felt more...fulfilling?

"fulfilling" in what way?

quote:Originally posted by oc6:

"fulfilling" in what way?

I'd be guessing just knowing that she can squirt.

quote:Originally posted by moonmeister:

You deserve a real pat on the crack for this!

Why not give yourself one?

I just squirted my mouthful of water onto the moniter.

quote:Originally posted by oc6:

"fulfilling" in what way?

i guess it just felt like a more complete climax.... to have physical proof of it. rather than just the contractions....to know that something came out. just like shedding tears relieves stress. i dunno. a combination of psychological and biological factors, perhaps.

I have been lucky, both of my girlfriends so far have been gushers/squirters. My current one's record is almost 5 feet.

um...naturally talented?

you get an orgasm from doing crunches?

i bet you have a beastly 6 pack.

quote:Originally posted by lauren7249:

i guess it just felt like a more complete climax.... to have physical proof of it. rather than just the contractions....to know that something came out. just like shedding tears relieves stress. i dunno. a combination of psychological and biological factors, perhaps.

Do you think that if it was something you had not heard of before, that you would have noticed it as much then...if at all?

quote:Originally posted by oc6:

Do you think that if it was something you had not heard of before, that you would have noticed it as much then...if at all?

yeah, i think i would have. i mean, you notice when you pee, right? you notice most of your bodily excretions. plus, it's an orgasm. it's designed to be noticed.

quote:Originally posted by moike:

you get an orgasm from doing crunches?

i bet you have a beastly 6 pack.

sadly, no, i do not.

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quote:Originally posted by lauren7249:

yeah, i think i would have. i mean, you notice when you pee, right? you notice most of your bodily excretions. plus, it's an orgasm. it's designed to be noticed.

Just curious if it's different than...say...clitoral orgasm vs. g-spot orgasm. Which, for me are vastly different sensations.

Hell...I've always "flowed like a river", so I doubt I'd ever notice something like that.

quote:Originally posted by lauren7249:

ok, so you all are gonna think i'm weird, which is totally fine. but i have to share because this is too wonderful to let pass.

i was just doing crunches, which is one of my preferred ways of masturbating. (for those of you who don't know, i actually get orgasms from them.) and so i felt one coming on, and i focused really hard, and kept going, and relaxed and everything, and i orgasmed. but as i was orgasming, felt something come out! it wasn't a huge amount like in porn movies, maybe about a tablespoon. but it was definitely there! this has only happened to me once before i think, and i wasn't sure what it was.

ok, i'm done. i just had to share my success. the female orgasm seems to be quite the topic on these boards, as is the issue of "squirting," so i felt compelled to tell you all. flame. discuss. whatever.

Congrats!

I can "squirt" any time I feel like it.

quote:Originally posted by RogueWarheart:

Congrats!

I can "squirt" any time I feel like it.

If you mean "piss" then same here, brother.

Lucky!!! Get an orgasm just from doing crunches... I'm so jealous.

Congrats though, I think?

orgasm from doing crunches? now that would be funny to watch.

quote:Originally posted by fullcircle:

If you mean "piss" then same here, brother.

piss or cum, I had last for an eternity or just cum in like 20 seconds. I have zeh power. \m/

I really could of done without reading this bullshit. Ugh, I think I just held back about half a liter of puke from coming up after reading that.

Jesus christ, some things should just be kept to your fucking self.

Hey, I told my brother when I started my period because no one else was there to tell.

Plus, I was not allowed to use the telephone to call friends without permission, so I had to tell someone.

Gawd knows why...he only humiliated me.

Meh...girls...

Ummm... congrats?

Man I wish crunches actually felt good for me lol

high five!

(with the dry hand pls, actaulyl, i dont care)

^cluntoris^

Congrats

I for one would welcome it if you would continue your experiment. Maybe we could get a good archivable thread out of it...sort of the 'Great &totse Squirt-a-thon'.

Seriously, could you take some notes? What affects it, what helps and what doesn't? I think a lot of women would find it useful.

Most importantly can you do now it via 'normal' masturbation?

Awesome. I understand why you're excited, this thread reminds me of my "OMG I CAN ORGASM AND NOT CUM" thread a while back.

How cool is it when you discover a new aspect of masturbation/sex.

Congrats.

Oh and for the record:

quote:Originally posted by lauren7249:

i guess it just felt like a more complete climax.... to have physical proof of it.

Do you know how cool you'd be to bring to a climax through oral?

It's like girls get physical proof for their efforts. Which is cool. Now you give guys physical proof!

quote:Originally posted by lauren7249:

ok, so you all are gonna think i'm weird, which is totally fine. but i have to share because this is too wonderful to let pass.

i was just doing crunches, which is one of my preferred ways of masturbating. (for those of you who don't know, i actually get orgasms from them.) and so i felt one coming on, and i focused really hard, and kept going, and relaxed and everything, and i orgasmed. but as i was orgasming, felt something come out! it wasn't a huge amount like in porn movies, maybe about a tablespoon. but it was definitely there! this has only happened to me once before i think, and i wasn't sure what it was.

ok, i'm done. i just had to share my success. the female orgasm seems to be quite the topic on these boards, as is the issue of "squirting," so i felt compelled to tell you all. flame. discuss. whatever.

Exercise and great orgasms at the same time? I'm jealous of you. Seriously.

Okay. Well. Thanks for sharing.

Good luck with that..

lauren7249, totally off topic but I just wanted to say that if Zok does agree to a 'Head cases' forum then I hope he appoints you as one of the mods.I think you'd make a really good mod(I would say that in the thread over on B&M but I don't want it to descend into a debate about who should mod an , as yet, nonexistent forum).

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[This message has been edited by jackketch (edited 12-11-2006).]

I should be a mod!

*begins throwing a temper tantrum*

Such a doulbe standard. If a girl posts "i squirted" its all cheese and titties, but if i ruch onto totse and say the same thing...

quote:Originally posted by Garrett:

Such a doulbe standard. If a girl posts "i squirted" its all cheese and titties, but if i ruch onto totse and say the same thing...

...we will think you have the shits....

quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

lauren7249, totally off topic but I just wanted to say that if Zok does agree to a 'Head cases' forum then I hope he appoints you as one of the mods.



Seconded.

If there's an avenue to express my support for her modship let me know and I'll sign up.

^You can start being more liberal with the head.

quote:Originally posted by fullcircle:



Seconded.

If there's an avenue to express my support for her modship let me know and I'll sign up.

quote:Originally posted by jvm222:



you still have my support for admin mainiga =]

wow guys, thank you for all the support. jackketch and fullcircle, thanks for the suggestion. i'm really flattered.

quote:Originally posted by lauren7249:

wow guys, thank you for all the support. jackketch and fullcircle, thanks for the suggestion. i'm really flattered.

You know...it really matters that you're a girl who isn't a whore on the internets

does it taste good,

Make a video.

Lauren, do you not even have to touch yourself to come? You just do crunches, like ordinary ones to work out your stomach??

quote:Originally posted by Sick_Boy:

Lauren, do you not even have to touch yourself to come? You just do crunches, like ordinary ones to work out your stomach??

Yes ma'am.

Hmmm...Very interesting. Did you have to learn how to do it, or have you always been able to?

quote:Originally posted by Sick_Boy:

Hmmm...Very interesting. Did you have to learn how to do it, or have you always been able to?

been able to do it for as long as i remember. i never thought it was all that weird until i asked around and got reactions of complete surprise and disbelief.

First this thread makes me go like this , then it makes me go like this , then back to with a touch of .

quote:Originally posted by Sick_Boy:

Hmmm...Very interesting.

Someone's gettin' busay..

Well.

I've never done that.

And I'd rather not..

I'm pretty happy with the lack of mess after masturbating. :3

Congratulations!!

I envy you.. <3

Think you're confusing an orgasm with cramps :P

my ex made me squirt heaps, like all the time. i loved it. for me it like having 3 orgasms in one. dont know why but it fabulous

quote:Originally posted by Zay:

HAHAHA. Lauren has quickly risen to the top as one of my favorite posters. She's smart(both academically and people smart), funny, and open-minded.

Gayest post ever.

Doesn't this forum already have 4 mods?

I, unfortunately think I'd fit right in if there was a head case forum.

pixx

well, i tried to duplicate my experience today, to no avail. i had very little time, though. perhaps i will have more success later? or maybe my destiny is to only "squirt" once in a blue moon?

Cock is your destiny.

quote:Originally posted by firekitty751:

I, unfortunately think I'd fit right in if there was a head case forum.

Welll...in case you want head...

quote:Originally posted by DuckWarri0r:

Cock is your destiny.

yerrrr

quote:Originally posted by lauren7249:

well, i tried to duplicate my experience today, to no avail. i had very little time, though. perhaps i will have more success later? or maybe my destiny is to only "squirt" once in a blue moon?

There will come a time when you walk around squirting everywhere and at any given time. Practice makes perfect.

quote:Originally posted by lauren7249:

well, i tried to duplicate my experience today, to no avail. i had very little time, though. perhaps i will have more success later? or maybe my destiny is to only "squirt" once in a blue moon?

Have you had sex with another girl yet? They usually give the best oral and might make you squirt more.

quote:Originally posted by Verybigboy24:

Have you had sex with another girl yet? They usually give the best oral and might make you squirt more.

like post pics if you do k?

quote:Originally posted by lauren7249:

well, i tried to duplicate my experience today, to no avail. i had very little time, though. perhaps i will have more success later? or maybe my destiny is to only "squirt" once in a blue moon?

I had it happen to me yesterday. I probably wouldn't have noticed it had you not posted this thread.

It would rather explain comments I've had from men in the past. But that was way before I ever even heard about squirting.

(Which was only about two and a half years ago or so. And no, I don't watch porn, so until I started hanging out on the net I hadn't heard talk of that...and I also thought the g-spot was a myth.)

quote:Originally posted by Numberjumbo:

pixx

G-spot?

quote:Originally posted by Father Time:

There will come a time when you walk around squirting everywhere

Sounds messy.

quote:Originally posted by Father Time:

There will come a time when you walk around squirting everywhere and at any given time. Practice makes perfect.

*twitches nervously, loosens tie*

Dunno what you're talking about.

*walks away quickly*

*squirt* *squirt* *squirt*

ITS FUCKING GLANDULAR OK?!?!

I'll never look at my ordinary cutlery again in the same way

"maybe about a tablespoon"

Spoonful

Spoonful

Everyboy's crying about it

Everybody's dieing about it

Spoonful

Spoonful

Spoonful!

quote:Originally posted by fullcircle:

*twitches nervously, loosens tie*

Dunno what you're talking about.

*walks away quickly*

*squirt* *squirt* *squirt*

ITS FUCKING GLANDULAR OK?!?!

Rofl rofl rofl.

Oh, and Lauren, hi5!

...with your left

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I want to do Lauren

Doctor Lauren!

^^^^^^^^^thanks guys.

..take a vid or pics next time..

congrats

quote:Originally posted by arquin:

I want to do Lauren

squirting is awesome. i feel quite lucky because my gf almost always squirts, even during sex, its lovely.

quote:Originally posted by jonkk:

squirting is awesome. i feel quite lucky because my gf almost always squirts, even during sex, its lovely. Mine too. I posted a new thread but Jack didn't like that, so I'll say it here. Until last night I thought squirting more than a little was only for porn. I made my girlfriend orgasm last night and she squirted a ton! Left a foot wide wet spot on the bed .

quote:Originally posted by arquin:

I want to do Lauren

I bloody don't! I have enough laundry as it is!

:P

I await Euda's "I just squirted!" thread.

quote:Originally posted by rabbitweed:

I await Euda's "I just squirted!" thread.



Or his 'she squirted, hit me in the eye and i've spent an hour in occular ER' thread?

congrats!! I bet it felt so good.

I know alot of womens who would be jealous of you