I know this is a lame topic but I am really at a loss as to what to get my boyfriend for Christmas and his birthday, which is annoyingly five days before the holiday. He's an unmaterialistic stoner hippie guy, and there is nothing I can think of that he would actually enjoy. I, being the preppy little girl that I am, am not exactly this hard to shop for.

A vape or a cd!

Buy him a pack of socks.

Tear a little hole in the bottom of the package.

Put something small inside it that he'd like, could be anything.

Observe the reaction when he thinks you got him socks.

Buy him 5g's of the best weed available in your area along with a new bong.

quote:Originally posted by reject:

Buy him 5g's of the best weed available in your area along with a new bong.

Yeah, well ... that's not too romantic.

quote:Originally posted by hungarianflower:

Yeah, well ... that's not too romantic.

Maybe not, but hed be totally stoked to receive it. Hell, if someone bought me 5g of chronic and a new bong it'd be the happiest christmas ever!

quote:Originally posted by hungarianflower:

Yeah, well ... that's not too romantic.Put it in a heart shaped dopebox?

Um... plant him a tree?

quote:Originally posted by Fuzi0nX:

Um... plant him a cannabis plant?

Now you're on the right lines.

Hey I remember you. You used to be on paradoxsector.

Soap. Trust me. Soap.

Buy him some kind of jewelry box or make up box that he can put his weed in (obviously you'll have to look round and find one that isn't bright pink or whatever) or that you can get a romantic message written on it/carved into it (if it's wooden).

That way he'll always think of you before he gets stoned.

Go take a class on blowing glass and make him a piece

or if you live in CA, take him to get his club card: its the gift that keeps on giving

A bullet to the head.

Build a grow room inside of the house without him knowing it.

Edit: + grow your little "christmas" tree in there too.



[This message has been edited by Volcanbaru (edited 12-10-2006).]

quote:Originally posted by hungarianflower:

Yeah, well ... that's not too romantic.

Well then get him some Ecstasy! You can't tell me that's not romantic.

goddamn...hippies.

quote:Originally posted by XHippie HunterX:

A bullet to the head.

exactly what i was thinking

a beanie or an ounce

Hair cut, Buttseckss , Video games?, Gift card

Buy him some socks, and hide a VW van inside.

Guaranteed buttsecks.

quote:Originally posted by XHippie HunterX:

A bullet to the head.

Excellent advice.

An eighth of shrooms

An eighth of super dank weed.

10 blotters of LSD

24 Nitrous Cartridges

5 rolls of E

Give him the best weekend ever/

Make him pot brownies cut into heart shapes.

quote:Originally posted by Shrapnel:

Make him pot brownies cut into heart shapes.

Man, thats fuckin perfect. Do that man it shows that you love him and its exactly what he would want.

Get him a high-end hacky sac.!

Naked Girlfriend + Bong + Ounce Of Weed = Perfect Christmas

Peace

quote:Originally posted by Lost Nebula:

Naked Girlfriend + Bong + Ounce Of Weed = Perfect Christmas

Peace

QFT> I'd be a happy man.

buy him some badass weed and some blunts, that should make him very happy

Peace and love...?

Fuckin' A.

I think the obvious answer here is weed... Or money for buying weed.

Of course, sex is good too. Or maybe a guitar or something like that?

Make him reach into your panties to find a bag of weed. Then smoke and fuck.

Something homemade would seem nice for a hippy, make your own weed .

van halen/led zeppelin cd's?

quote:Originally posted by Arcanepr0n:

van halen/led zeppelin cd's?

Agreed

quote:Originally posted by reject:

Maybe not, but hed be totally stoked to receive it. Hell, if someone bought me 5g of chronic and a new bong it'd be the happiest christmas ever!

Seconded.