In a real scenario would yuo fuck an obscenely ugly bitch who made you sick to fuck to the point of shitting yourself

Or

Fuck a hot chick with every known STD including full blown AIDS?

Discuss.

The latter, while wearing a condom.

- Y.

the latter, wearing a condom, as has been said. yay for modern science.

fuck that shit, even i have standards higher than "two tits, a pussy, and shes breathing"

ummm neither?

I'd find another chick entirely!

Or make the latter chick perform sexy dances; then I'd boot her into the nearest sexual health clinic.

If this is one of those.. you will die if you don't.

The skank whilst I wear a condom.

Then straight to the hospital to get myself checked out. JUST IN CASE.

Maybe its just me being over anal but I do find 'discuss' threads far too reminiscent of school exam papers and irritating.

But to answer the question. Its whats underneath that counts. Trust me one this, bound and gagged on the slab they are both the same, although with the AIDS girl I would probably feel compelled to wear a mask etc.

Neither.

One for the ugly chick.

Why the hot one with the condom on, that pussy would look so nasty w/ the warts herpes and what not?

Neither.

Both.

One in the dark, and the other in a bio-suit

The first one. That's what paper bags are for.

If there is absolutely no physical attraction there whatsoever, the first option is going to be a major challenge.

So the latter, well protected.

Seriously?

The latter, with a condom, and a bottle of rubbing alcohol within arm's reach. I'd coat bare skin the condom doesn't touch with a thin layer of petroleum jelly.

As soon as I'm done, douse me in alcohol, then a hot shower to remove the petroleum, then more alcohol.

quote:Originally posted by Soda_Can_Sniper:

Seriously?

The latter, with a condom, and a bottle of rubbing alcohol within arm's reach. I'd coat bare skin the condom doesn't touch with a thin layer of petroleum jelly.

As soon as I'm done, douse me in alcohol, then a hot shower to remove the petroleum, then more alcohol.Sounds like a cunning plan, laddy boy laddy sonny jim.

I think i would consider stayin home that night. Joint , super nintendo and hot chocolate. Who needs sex (well anybody after 2 days of that....but the first day...)

quote:Originally posted by kman101:

fuck that shit, even i have standards higher than "two tits, a pussy, and shes breathing"

Whats wrong with her not breathing? Maybe she's still a bit warm! Lol, sorry I couldn't resist and no I am not really a necrophiliac.

[This message has been edited by J-15 (edited 12-11-2006).]

quote:Originally posted by yumpityborg:

The latter

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