My new girlfriend has cat that sticks to her like glue.

I don't mind that it's on the bed, but yesterday she was looking at it and petting it while I was boinking her. It totally spoiled the mood for me.

Should I insist the cat be put out of the room during amorous activities?

"Hey baby, if you like playing with pussy while we fuck, how about you get that sexy friend of yours in here... You know... That one with the NICE wiggle! Yeah, her!"

quote:Originally posted by Henry the VIII:

My new girlfriend has cat that sticks to her like glue.

I don't mind that it's on the bed, but yesterday she was looking at it and petting it while I was boinking her. It totally spoiled the mood for me.

Should I insist the cat be put out of the room during amorous activities?

Just get her to put the cat out of the room if it's spoiling things for you. Cats are a pain in the neck...

You have 3 choices:

1.Tell her to throw the cat out (more likely she'll throw you out!)

2.Put ground glass in its feeding bowl (Easiest option, then you can get to play the 'Hero' driving it to the vet etc.)

3.Encourage her to take this all further and post pussy-licking-pussy pics here.

quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

Encourage her to take this all further and post pussy-licking-pussy pics here.

Let's face it, this is your only option.

lol i can just imagine it. "i love stroking your pussy"

"yea hes cute isnt he? his names felix"

Show her the flash cartoon princess by Trey Parker and Matt Stone and she'll change her mind in seconds.

quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

You have 3 choices:

1.Tell her to throw the cat out (more likely she'll throw you out!)

2.Put ground glass in its feeding bowl (Easiest option, then you can get to play the 'Hero' driving it to the vet etc.)

3.Encourage her to take this all further and post pussy-licking-pussy pics here.

1. I like the cat, just not in the bed with us.

2. I already paid a pretty penny the last time the cat had to go to the vet, injuring it is not an option.

3. We're too new in our relationship to be inviting 3rd parties but when we do, I will get pics (don't hold your breath waiting for me to post them here!)

My cat did that to my boyfriend and I, but we both kicked her off the bed. Stupid slut. Trying to get in on the action.

yer gott'n yer pets in the boudoir ye say? userly when me spaniel falls in the toilet we fish 'em out wiv this 'ere vaccum cleaner we do.

quote:Originally posted by rabbitweed:

yer gott'n yer pets in the boudoir ye say? userly when me spaniel falls in the toilet we fish 'em out wiv this 'ere vaccum cleaner we do.

Thank you .

+1

quote:Originally posted by Henry the VIII:



injuring it is not an option.



Obviously...you misunderstand us; we are talking about killing it.

quote:Originally posted by bassman:

lol i can just imagine it. "i love stroking your pussy"

"yea hes cute isnt he? his names felix"

i actually laughed.

you know, this isn't a huge deal. just say to her, "hey girlfriend, it turns me off when the cat is in the room when we do it." simple enough. if she goes "oh but why? he doesn't do anything!" then just say "yesterday we were screwing and you started petting him and i nearly lost my boner." if she doesn't get it she's clearly too strange to be your girlfriend. i mean, really, this is pretty simple.

Oh wow. That's...yeah.

Listen to Lauren.