I heard eating pineapple, among other things can alter the taste of t3h j1zz, whist some things, like garlic, and make t3h j1zz taste bitter.

I have no idea where Im going with this thread, but I think it is trying to provoke the Dietary God by poking him in the balls with the Sex God's pimp cane.

Discuss.

Work in a nuclear power plant and dont where protective gear when in the reactor.

quote:Originally posted by Generic Box Of Cookies:

I heard eating pineapple, among other things can alter the taste of t3h j1zz, whist some things, like garlic, and make t3h j1zz taste bitter.

I have no idea where Im going with this thread, but I think it is trying to provoke the Dietary God by poking him in the balls with the Sex God's pimp cane.

Discuss.



If you were to eat radium I'm sure that would have the desired effect.

Cum isn't supposed to taste nice. It's only supposed to be in her mouth for a few seconds at most.

Also, it's like different cocktails. They come in specifically shaped glasses so they can target the correct area of the tongue.

So just get her to avoid the tongue entirely , blow in the back of her throat. And if she wont allow that, find out where it'd taste best, back, front, etc, then begin target practice.

Also, I heard about a fake video clip on the internet where a guy ejaculates an entirely unreasonable amount. Apparantly he injected fluids down his urethra. That's how he could come so much...

Ever seen those glow sticks the ravers use? Well, I've accidentally swallowed a SHITLOAD of that fluid. I freaked out and read that it's 100% nontoxic. So...maybe just inject some of that down your cock?

That's the only practical solution I can think of...

quote:Originally posted by arquin:

Also, I heard about a fake video clip on the internet where a guy ejaculates an entirely unreasonable amount. Apparantly he injected fluids down his urethra. That's how he could come so much...

Ever seen those glow sticks the ravers use? Well, I've accidentally swallowed a SHITLOAD of that fluid. I freaked out and read that it's 100% nontoxic. So...maybe just inject some of that down your cock?

That's the only practical solution I can think of...

I am going to try that.

quote:Originally posted by MomentaryLapseOfReason:

I am going to try that.

In a completely heterosexual way: post a vid.

Cum does sometimes glow if you have a UV lamp handy..

i think that only works with Luminol

Cum already DOES glow in the dark, silly!



You must not be a man!

quote:Originally posted by arquin:

Cum isn't supposed to taste nice. It's only supposed to be in her mouth for a few seconds at most.

If we're talking about "supposed-to"s here, cum isn't supposed to be in the mouth at all

fuck in a room with a black light.

quote:Originally posted by arquin:

Also, I heard about a fake video clip on the internet where a guy ejaculates an entirely unreasonable amount. Apparantly he injected fluids down his urethra. That's how he could come so much...

Ever seen those glow sticks the ravers use? Well, I've accidentally swallowed a SHITLOAD of that fluid. I freaked out and read that it's 100% nontoxic. So...maybe just inject some of that down your cock?

That's the only practical solution I can think of...

Hah, I posted that in IFIOTW a while back and it got a few pages in replies. It's on Pornotube if you really want to find it.

Yeah dude get a good strong black light, if it's high quality you wont even be able to tell it's on.

quote:Originally posted by Black Territory:

Yeah dude get a good strong black light, if it's high quality you wont even be able to tell it's on.

I came in here to suggest the same. Black lights will make semen glow. Of course they'll also make dandruff, and anything you've ever ever spilled on your clothes glow too, so its not going to be sexy or anything.

i hate OPs who say "discuss" at the end. its like, why not just ask some1 to make the thread for u. it just seems like ur saying okay heres an idea, talk about it ill cya later.

quote:Originally posted by Shodan's Own:

I came in here to suggest the same. Black lights will make semen glow. Of course they'll also make dandruff, and anything you've ever ever spilled on your clothes glow too, so its not going to be sexy or anything.

"Damn I knew I shouldn't of wore this mustard stained shirt!"

You might find a lot more cum on her than you remember, and in places you've never came...

By using this creme. I just googled it and this is your best bet. Just lather it on and your good to go. http://tinyurl.com/yekyd7