So i've seen a lot of "girl likes loser" questions.

Women are naturally attracted to an asshole.

I'll explain why so you can better understand and rid yourself of futile aspirations and become more efficient in where you place your thought processes.

Remember when you saw that guy..... The guy who blatantly tells the woman exactly how he feels, the one who almost disregards her existance and even smacks her ass a few times? Remember seeing him kiss the girl later?

You probably thought in your head "Damn, this guy is fucking up... He's not getting anything, he's saying EVERYTHING wrong and just generally being a total dick.

You sat back with your false confidence, waiting to make your move.

BAM!

Here you come, you are thinking "damn, i'm going to just totally sweep her off her feet and get in good with her"

You start sweet talking, complimenting, offering to buy her things, generally you KISS HER ASS.

She responds well... (In your eyes at least.)

She starts to tell you about the jerk that she was talking to a while ago, next thing you know the whole conversation turns into her complaining about her ex boyfriends and what not.

You think that this is PERFECT! It's a sign! I'm in! She wants me to get with her!

Sometimes this is true, but in most scenarios it is quite the opposite.

Why?

Again, women are naturally attracted to assholes.

What she was really doing there was just bleeding out her emotions to you because she wanted attention. She wanted to feel wanted and cared for.

Does this sexually turn her on? No.

Think of it this way. Have you ever been sexually turned on by a kind act? Have you ever popped some wood at the site of a teddy bear? Fuck no right?

Exactly, so what in the FUCKIN HELL are you thinking when you scheme about trying to get into her pants with gifts.

If women give you pussy because you are nice to them, it's either because they feel they owe it to you, they are trying to manipulate you somehow, or they are simply just that horny.

Don't stand for that. You want RAW sexual passion and you know it.

Let me fill you in a bit on why women are attracted to assholes.

One of the main reasons is, confidence. When we were a more primitive species. (Not neccesarily saying caveman, but american indian, negro, or viking.) The strongest, and the smartest male would survive.

The strongest, most intellegent males became leaders.

We are animals, we have instincts. What is every animals main goal? To survive as long as possible.

As a female, what would be the best choice for survival? The pack leaders. The "Stud."

Now how does this have anything to do with being an asshole? Simple, assholes display confidence, they are usually aloof and going about their own business, whilst basically displaying that they are too good for everyone.

They display territorial dominance.

That's not what it's all about though, every guy naturally tries to show off to women for this very reason, but that never works.

When we try to hard too compete, or when we ridicule people for things that are obviously something not to be ridiculed for, it shows insecurity.

Therefore, that is another reason that girls are TURNED OFF by people that have a dick measuring contest.

There are a bunch of people trying to be assholes to each other, and the girl thinks "wow, these guys are idiots, and are obviously fighting for a position that they do not have"

I'll finish this later, i'm drunk and i'm delirious.

This answered only the question I had about your intelligence.

quote:Originally posted by Toothlessjoe:

This answered only the question I had about your intelligence.

On my nuts again?

Toothlessjoe clearly gets no luck with the ladies with his "nice guy" act.

The "women love assholes" pep talk is used by fat nerdy men to justify and blame the fact that they can't get a girlfriend on the folly's of women. The truth is that the nerdy men generally display no attractive qualities even if they possess them, and the guys you dub "assholes" display many attractive qualities even if they don't possess them.

quote:Originally posted by a1b2c3d4c5d6e:

On my nuts again?

Again? I don't even know who the fuck you are. Your post is simply moronic, it doesn't matter who you are - I'd still call you a dumbass. As far as girls liking assholes/mysoginistic bastards, they may well like them. They may well not like them too. Girls aren't like fucking videogames you asscastle, they just happen to be missing a Y chromosome. Like every person the planet, women like all different things.

You're obviously about 15-19, and a complete fucking spastic.

quote:Originally posted by Zonko:

Toothlessjoe clearly gets no luck with the ladies with his "nice guy" act.

Same can go for you too. They're not videogames you fucking mysoginist. Nice guy act? Why the fuck do you assume that everything relating to a guys behaviour towards women is some kind of elaborate plan of action, of which its ultimate goal is sex?

What the fuck is wrong with people? According to Darwin and other sources, you were supposed to have died off when we evolved.



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Alot of girls i know do like the "asshole" guy.. But alot of them go for the genuinely nice, sweet guy too.

Not all girls are the same.

quote:Originally posted by a1b2c3d4c5d6e:

Women are naturally attracted to an asshole.

....here I thought men were naturally attracted to women's arseholes....

(well...unless they're gay...)



[replaced assholes with arseholes for those proper brits out there]

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quote:Originally posted by a1b2c3d4c5d6e:

When we try to hard too compete, or when we ridicule people for things that are obviously something not to be ridiculed for, it shows insecurity.

Therefore, that is another reason that girls are TURNED OFF by people that have a dick measuring contest.

There are a bunch of people trying to be assholes to each other, and the girl thinks "wow, these guys are idiots, and are obviously fighting for a position that they do not have"

I'll finish this later, i'm drunk and i'm delirious.

At first when I was reading this I got some kind of super deja-vu, since most of what you said has been said on here time and time again, even repeated by yourself. So since it's all stuff I already knew, I was about to ignore it.

Until it got to the end and I realized that there is one part I don't understand about all this...

What do you do when it comes down to a "dick-measuring contest"? What if there is more than one alpha male?

You can only be so brash, so confident, or so aloof.

Does it make you a pussy for giving up and just moving on to the next girl? Or is that the ultimate display of alpha behavior? Disdaining what the others all want?

This is where it gets me confused. It's also why I never try for the REALLY hot girls (the perfect 10's). I usually go for 8's or 9's, as it just makes it that much easier.

Anyway, you did admit that you weren't done your thread. So do carry on...

Don't listen to his nonsense. a1 hates women and eats the toes of people walking the streets at night.

quote:Originally posted by Toothlessjoe:

Same can go for you too. They're not videogames you fucking mysoginist. Nice guy act? Why the fuck do you assume that everything relating to a guys behaviour towards women is some kind of elaborate plan of action, of which its ultimate goal is sex?

What the fuck is wrong with people? According to Darwin and other sources, you were supposed to have died off when we evolved.



thats if darwin is right, plus, if we evolved, we wouldnt have anyone like you either...life is never going to be a fucking utopia, you fucking asshole, so fucking get over it

You lie.

nice > jerk

any day.

quote:Originally posted by Kati:

nice > jerk

any day.

OP <3s rooster.

Its a strange fact but believe it or not, but women tend in general to like men (the dykes among us are excused).

Not 'boys', not 'arsewipes', not 'good guys' but men.

With all that that entails.

Ya know?

A mix of soft and hard.



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quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

Its a strange fact but believe it or not, but women tend in general to like men (the dykes among us are excused).

Not 'boys', not 'arsewipes', not 'good guys' but men.

With all that that entails.

Ya know?

A mix of soft and hard.





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Women aren't attracted to assholes.

They are highly attracted to confidence.

Most assholes happen too be confident.

You are confusing two different things for being the same.

quote:Originally posted by Garrett:

The "women love assholes" pep talk is used by fat nerdy men to justify and blame the fact that they can't get a girlfriend on the folly's of women. The truth is that the nerdy men generally display no attractive qualities even if they possess them, and the guys you dub "assholes" display many attractive qualities even if they don't possess them.

Tell that to john. BIG FUCKING computer nerd top fucking GENIUS NERD BOY, pale as paper, got the nerdy glasses, nerd skinny body type(you know the type), yet he is apparntly a womanizing asshole hence he has actually gotten hot girls or so he has said(Other people backed up his claims). Obviously being an asshole does work even if your ugly.

Of course just because a HOT guy isnt an asshole doesnt mean he wont get a girl. BUt if you dont have the advantage of being hot being a nice guy won't get you anywhere.

quote:Originally posted by fullcircle:

Women aren't attracted to assholes.

They are highly attracted to confidence.

Most assholes happen too be confident.

You are confusing two different things for being the same.

QFT

See, a majority of people to whom confidence comes easily have big egos. People with big egos tend to be assholes.

Not always the case, but that's how I see it.

If you're the one who's brushing the chick off and going "whatever", that puts you into a position of power, and her into a position of trying to get you. If a girl is attracted to you, and you don't show this same attraction back (at that moment), then it's going to be a challenge to her. Or something.

quote:Originally posted by Rizzo in a box:

If you're the one who's brushing the chick off and going "whatever", that puts you into a position of power, and her into a position of trying to get you. If a girl is attracted to you, and you don't show this same attraction back (at that moment), then it's going to be a challenge to her. Or something.

I think that's where I screw it up most of the time. I'm either acting too aloof (so she thinks I'm not interested at all), or I try too hard (come off as needy).

I guess I gotta work on my timing or something.

quote:Originally posted by gadzooks:

I guess I gotta work on my timing or something.



You just need to find the happy ground in between aloof and interested.

quote:Originally posted by fullcircle:



You just need to find the happy ground in between aloof and interested.

For some reason this is like mission impossible for me.

quote:Originally posted by gadzooks:

For some reason this is like mission impossible for me.

Stop smoking crack? Might be easier to think then :P

Seriously though, just be a worthwhile person, and things will fall into place. You don't need to orchestrate everything. You'll never be happy with simple conquests. That's boring, and deep down you know it is. You don't need to fuck every girl that comes along. See that you have a chance with any girl, but you don't need to fuck every girl. That, or focus on other aspects of your life, and then you'll become more aloof as a result.

Oh wow!

Yet another whiny thread 'Girls only like assholes!!' by yet another unattractive scorned loser!!



Yep. I really read every word of that pathetic bullshit. It was so totaly nothing I've never read before..



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quote:Originally posted by shiva:

Not all girls are the same.

Single smartest, non-whiny, logical sentence in this entire thread, really. Approved.

To be totally honest, I would rather be with a guy who is going to respect me, do sweet things for me, and make me feel special. It isn't about feel-good-about-myself crap, it's about respect. I respect him, and he damn better respect me back. There is nothing in me that could possibly be attracted to a guy who slaps my ass, forgets our anniversary, or who doesn't make an attempt to let me know that I'm loved.

quote:Originally posted by gadzooks:

For some reason this is like mission impossible for me.



When you find the right girl you won't need to act one way or the other because she will feel the same gadzooks.

Some girls will like "assholes" and some won't.

Some guys will like slaggy girls, some won't.

It's not difficult to work out.



Aren't you just lying to yourself by using it as an excuse?

Jx

quote:Originally posted by Kati:

nice > jerk

any day.

depends on the girl, some girls always fall for the bad guy, fucking femme fatales

anyway i dont think women can be generalised, they are all different...

Michael

About half of your post is right. I see alot of my friends become the "teddy bear" with girls and it gets them no where. However, you dont have to be an asshole for a girl to like you, just dont be bitch. Im sure some women like assholes, and im sure some dont.

quote:Originally posted by Fanglekai:

That, or focus on other aspects of your life, and then you'll become more aloof as a result.

That's what I do. But my serious condition is that when a girl shows interest in me, it overrides EVERYTHING. I become irreversibly lovestruck. Deep down to the core. Like some kind of hypnosis or something. There is no cure, except for a cold, hard rejection, lots of time, lots of alcohol, and then a new girl (and it all just repeats).

Although it is becoming somewhat easier.

quote:Originally posted by oc6:



When you find the right girl you won't need to act one way or the other because she will feel the same gadzooks.

I guess that's how I got my ex's. Especially my last one. My theory is that I didn't end up falling head over heels for her because of the fact that she was more expressive of her feelings from the beginning.

I can't love love someone that loves me. It's actually very depressing.

quote:Originally posted by gadzooks:

I can't love love someone that loves me. It's actually very depressing.

At one time, I did have that problem too.

Well...maybe not love...but...as soon as they showed interest...I would run. But that was in my teens.

quote:Originally posted by oc6:

At one time, I did have that problem too.

Well...maybe not love...but...as soon as they showed interest...I would run. But that was in my teens.

Well I'm 22 and it's still happening... Maybe it's not gonna stop...

quote:Originally posted by gadzooks:

Well I'm 22 and it's still happening... Maybe it's not gonna stop...



Maybe you just run faster.

quote:Originally posted by doornob_lightbulb:

About half of your post is right. I see alot of my friends become the "teddy bear" with girls and it gets them no where. However, you dont have to be an asshole for a girl to like you, just dont be bitch. Im sure some women like assholes, and im sure some dont.

I was on the verge of making a very similar post. You don't have to be an asshole to get girls. You can let them talk to you, you can be nice to them. Just don't be a passive and spineless.

quote:Originally posted by Orange_Crusader:

Single smartest, non-whiny, logical sentence in this entire thread, really. Approved.

Why thankies

quote:Originally posted by yoyobek:

Oh wow!

Yet another whiny thread 'Girls only like assholes!!' by yet another unattractive scorned loser!!



Yep. I really read every word of that pathetic bullshit. It was so totaly nothing I've never read before..



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Haha, oh man! You're so funny! But do you remember that time you poured your heart and soul into a guy, then he dumped you and fucked you around for a more attractive girl who probably treats him like shit? Then you took him back? Then he fucked you off again?

Yeah...that was totally sweet.

You're the last person in the world to give lectures on patheticness.

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