Do you have your own apartment? What do you do if you still live with your parents? Do you have to wait until either one of your parents is away? How do you get around this? Discussion.

Follow up question: Which is a better excuse for being a virgin? Which sounds better? I'm gay, I'm Asexual, I'm saving sex for marriage, I'm depressed, my self-esteem is to low...

Edit: Also, how do you go about getting tested for STDs...are there clinics specifically for this purpose or do you have ask your regular doctor for a referral...Can you just look this up in the phone book?



[This message has been edited by Perspicacious (edited 12-07-2006).]

In the vagina.

quote:Originally posted by MomentaryLapseOfReason:

In the vagina.

QFT

Also,

lol. One time I was running though a park with tress and shit, and I ran by these people thumping. I was so funny(I was also baked). I was like 5 feet away and they both looked right at me, shocked. I burst into laughter.

Edit: I always see used condoms in parks and creeks and shit, so I guess some people do it there.

[This message has been edited by doornob_lightbulb (edited 12-06-2006).]

OMG....I actually reposted this thread in S&A because people in Spurious kept quoting "In the ass", "In the ass"..."In the vagina"...okay, hahahah, now please respond to the questions....

quote:Originally posted by doornob_lightbulb:

QFT

Also,

lol. One time I was running though a park with tress and shit, and I ran by these people thumping. I was so funny(I was also baked). I was like 5 feet away and they both looked right at me, shocked. I burst into laughter.

Edit: I always see used condoms in parks and creeks and shit, so I guess some people do it there.

I would know this.

I fucked a redneck slut by the river. Right under the bridge where cars would be going overhead.



I usually like to do it on my bed like any normal person would.

quote:Originally posted by MomentaryLapseOfReason:

In the vagina.

I don't have a vagina

quote:Originally posted by Pirate Hippie:

I don't have a vagina

C'mon now, it was dark, but not that dark.

quote:Originally posted by MomentaryLapseOfReason:

C'mon now, it was dark, but not that dark.

The TV was on..... >_>

Heh, weren't we watching that show about the woman with half a body?

quote:Originally posted by Pirate Hippie:

The TV was on..... >_>

Heh, weren't we watching that show about the woman with half a body?

That, and Mind of Mencia, and I didn't pay attention to what was on the other 3 or 4 hours....

quote:Originally posted by MomentaryLapseOfReason:

That, and Mind of Mencia, and I didn't pay attention to what was on the other 3 or 4 hours....

You better not have....... I hope you think I'm slightly more attractive than Carlos Mencia.....

quote:Originally posted by Pirate Hippie:

You better not have....... I hope you think I'm slightly more attractive than Carlos Mencia.....

You're white.

You>Him any day.

quote:Originally posted by MomentaryLapseOfReason:

You're white.

You>Him any day.

Damn straight. I'm so white I glow.

quote:Originally posted by Pirate Hippie:

Damn straight. I'm so white I glow.

^_^

Thread successfully hijacked.

Auntie Em, Auntie Em, there's a storm a-comin'!

[This message has been edited by MomentaryLapseOfReason (edited 12-06-2006).]

10 mod posts in a row? Is this a fucking record?

quote:Originally posted by RogueWarheart:

10 mod posts in a row? Is this a fucking record?

Hey, just be thankful we hijacked this thread tastefully, rather than secksing in the thread.

You don't need an excuse to be a virgin.

In the ass.

my place, (couch, bed shower, rug, ) her place

bed, shower, kitchen counter,

quote:Originally posted by superspeedz:

my place, (couch, bed shower, rug, ) her place

bed, shower, kitchen counter,



Ooooh the shower! I haven't done it in the shower in weeks! Best place ever.

She's 18, I'm 22.

I still live at home, and we go at it in my bed most of the time. We just close the door while we're watching a movie or whatever.

We go at it in her dorm quite a bit too. And we've done it in her bedroom a few times, with her mother in the next room. It's just a matter of keeping quiet.

And of course, random other places that we just happened to be when the mood strikes. The backyard/My car/public pools(with and without other people in it)/beaches at night/and our mall has a room for nursing mothers that you can go in and lock and theres a couch in there to chill on.

Would i be right in thinking most of your parents don't like you having sex while they are in the house? My parents don't care. Why should they?

Used to do it at parks and in our cars a lot. Now I have an apartment.

quote:Originally posted by MomentaryLapseOfReason:

In the vagina.

LMFAO

How about the grocery store.

In the back of a Volkswagon.

quote:Originally posted by fullcircle:

In the back of a Volkswagon.

Very uncomfortable!

I'm not in a position to answe the OP's question, since I have no girlfriend.. alas.

Come on....No one has even touched the follow question...please answer the questions...

quote:Originally posted by Potato juice:

Would i be right in thinking most of your parents don't like you having sex while they are in the house? My parents don't care. Why should they?



My parents dont care, but its just out of respect that you at least be discreet about it.

quote:Originally posted by Potato juice:

Would i be right in thinking most of your parents don't like you having sex while they are in the house? My parents don't care. Why should they?

my boyfriends mom lets me stay there whenever i want. and she never interrupts us or questions shit she knows we fuck, and she gives us our pirvacy 24/7

alot of ppls parents though flip shit at the thought of "oh my god my kid is having sex in my house" lol at least its not in the back of a car somewhere far away lol.

quote:Originally posted by FORTY OZ TO FREEDOM:

my boyfriends mom lets me stay there whenever i want. and she never interrupts us or questions shit she knows we fuck, and she gives us our pirvacy 24/7

alot of ppls parents though flip shit at the thought of "oh my god my kid is having sex in my house" lol at least its not in the back of a car somewhere far away lol.



I'm always comforted by the thought that no sane girl would want to get undressed in any of my kids rooms ..not without a shot of broad spectrum anti-biotics anyways.

Although that said one did have drunken sex with my eldest on the floor of the upstairs toilet, on the mouldy, piss filled carpet (teenage boys at night aim as bad as american soldiers)...so there is I suppose no accounting for taste.

And if they do, it don't bother me none. Just 1.don't expect me to remember their names if they haven't been coming around for at least a week and 2. Use a friggin condom!

3.don't expect me to 'clean up' the comatose (with alcohol) naked 14 year old girls off your bed room floor, like you did last time!

my boyfriend and I live with my parents, so in my room... and saying you're saving for marriage is the best, even if you're a guy, because even though you get shit for it, not as much as if you told people you have low self-esteem

NOT in front of her parents.

That wa sa bad idea on my part. =/

Follow up: you can lie and tell them that you're a virgin by choice.

quote:Originally posted by Perspicacious:



Follow up question: Which is a better excuse for being a virgin? Which sounds better? I'm gay, I'm Asexual, I'm saving sex for marriage, I'm depressed, my self-esteem is to low...



Reason : not till mariage, then you'll never get laid. But just cause you think it's special and don't wanna let it go to just "any" girl

And where to have sex? Anywhere exept in front of them. Kitchen table while they in livin room for instance. I'm serious. Course if they can't find out... wich never was my kind of problem.....your fucked

At my house, at friend's houses, and this one time in a fucking baseball dugout at a park.

My bed, her dorm, Mike's little sister's bed, my shower, her shower, Melissa's shower, My car. Usually my bed, though.

Thanks for the good replies.

Didn't read any responses, so I may say something that was already said.

For your first Q: when I lived at my parents house, I just did it in my room. They didn't care, though. We also did it at her house and her dad didn't care either. I suppose if they DID care, you could do it at a friends apt/house (if they live alone and let you), and if you don't have friends that live alone, try doing it in the car or outside somewhere. Outside sex can be fun!

As for your virgin question: there is nothing to be ashamed of. Just say you're a virgin by choice. She will respect you more for being honest than being a fake-man whore.

Getting tested for STDs.. not really sure. I've only ever been with one girl, and I was her only partner as well. I suppose you just ask your doctor. I remember the last time I was at the doctor (about 8 years ago..wow!), they asked me if I was sexually active so there must be a reason for that.