So i've never tried this out but i was toying with it in my head and i'll probably put it to the test this weekend. This approach is intended for use with (hopefully drunk) high school girls/perhaps university girls at parties.

(After introduction and perhaps small amount of small talk)

You on't you hate when you're at a party and you meet someone hot you want to fool around with, but you can't think of anything to talk about?

Girl: Haha, yeah i hate that.

You: I've found the perfect solution.

Girl: What?

At this point you kiss her.

Not trying to pass this off as particularly original but what do you think

Your lead is too drawn out.

Haha, I think she might know where you are going with it when you say the whole "don't you hate it" part.

well yes, but that's kind of the idea.

Well... try it out, and tell us how it goes.

That would work on some random girl that you don't know?

quote:Originally posted by Volcanbaru:

That would work on some random girl that you don't know?

you have too much faith in women

I think I've found the secret and its FOOLPROOF! All you need is a heavy blunt object! Just one bash and boom! Her body becomes your proverbial playground. lol

No.

It'd work if she was tipsy/drunk, but otherwise you'll most likely get slapped.

Go for it, though, and see what happens... Heh.

You run the risk of getting it wrong but meh.

Why not go the easy route and do it in public, say pretend your looking for somewhere if she knows where it is, if she does or even if she doesn't then ask her how old she is, if shes in a good range for you then ask if she has a boyfriend then if no ask for her number, if yes say oh well i was going to ask for your number so you may give her the chance to still offer it. Just be confident thats all it is.

It would only work on a fucking cheap ass slut who was gagging for it..well thats 90% of the female population in Britain...

Michael

p.s. remember no nevermean no...it means yes oh yes please.

quote:Originally posted by Fellatio!:



(After introduction and perhaps small amount of small talk)

You: Don't you hate when you're at a party and you meet someone hot you want to fool around with, but you can't think of anything to talk about?

Girl: What the fuck are you talking about?

You: Heh.

Girl: (walks off)

At this point you go masturbate alone.



fixed.

Back in the day when I went to parties I always found a simple 'hey sweetness, wanna fuck?' tended to work best.If I had to say anything at all...speaking tended to be a kinda optional extra most of the time.

But that might just be the sort of parties I went to , which were of the 'would have been Caligula blush' or 'what happens when we pour a half gallon of home made 'Shine/medical ethanol/handful of tabs into the punch?' sort.

ps. before anyone asks i said 'Shine but we used to call it 'poteen' ...i'm using 'Shine for the Americans among us.



[This message has been edited by jackketch (edited 12-06-2006).]

Seems corny to me, but it could work given the right girl.

quote:Originally posted by lauren7249:

fixed.

lol, I thought about that one earlier.

quote:Originally posted by Digital_Savior:

No.

Quote'd for truth.

well you guys all make reasonable points. or at least dismiss the idea reasonably. but what i'm saying is that high school girls are fucking whores and they probably love that shit.

quote:Originally posted by Fellatio!:

well you guys all make reasonable points. or at least dismiss the idea reasonably. but what i'm saying is that high school girls are fucking whores and they probably love that shit.



if you guys are hitting it off big time it would work. but in that case you don't need the silly preface.

Get ya cards off the table son, gahbage....if the girl has been drinking all you have to do is casually talk at her and u can bang..no special finishing moves or special things to do..hahahah

Lol.



That would definitely not work on me. "HAY LETS FOOL AROUND" It could work on some really stupid girl, though.



Nty.