Cats will love me no matter what. Even if I forget to feed them, or accidentally kicked then across the room; they'll still hop up into my lap and beg me for the petting. Damnit, why can't humans be this way? We make mistakes, and forgiveness is so hard; but with animals, they love you no matter what the problem is! They don't judge you. They don't care what you look like, what kind of person you are (within reason, if you're abusive they wont love you....) and they don't give a shit how much you may change as a person. If only men were satisfied with food and love...

I am satisfied with food and love.



Marry me?

actually, if you abused your cat it wouldn't love you. it would cower and plot your murder. or it would poop on your favorite sweater if you did something lesser, like ignored it.

quote:Originally posted by lauren7249:

actually, if you abused your cat it wouldn't love you. it would cower and plot your murder. or it would poop on your favorite sweater if you did something lesser, like ignored it.

I did mention that.... and my cats piss on my sisters bed because she's not nice to them (thumbs up icon here......)

That's true. I've ignored my cat from time to time and have experienced her wrath!!!

"Pet me, damn it...I said pet me...now!!!", she cries...

Then proceeds to climb my leg like a tree.

i tinhk we can all agree cats/kittens are cute. humans are not. well, some chicks are , but alot of the sluts aorund whre i live are fat, and fat peopel dont deserve love.

^cluntoris^

quote:Originally posted by cluntoris:

i tinhk we can all agree cats/kittens are cute. humans are not. well, some chicks are , but alot of the sluts aorund whre i live are fat, and fat peopel dont deserve love.

^cluntoris^

That's not true, I like to love fatties. With a brick coated in cheese. They bite right into it and Bam! No more solid food for you!

My old cat would bite your toes off, even if he liked you. Rip Van Winkle was a tricky old bastard.

Trouble with the boyfriend?

Animals are too stupid to hate you. Bestiality is your only solution now.

quote:Originally posted by Cloaked Dagger:

Trouble with the boyfriend?



mmm, hush. we must be mindful of the need to only speak of these things metaphorically, at the discretion of the OP.

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quote:Originally posted by lauren7249:

mmm, hush. we must be mindful of the need to only speak of these things metaphorically, at the discretion of the OP.

As if it's not blatantly obvious?

:S

Anyway PH, I hope things turn out well.. though I can only assume that S&A is the last place you'd come for advice/consolation, considering.

quote:Originally posted by Euda:

My old cat would bite your toes off, even if he liked you. Rip Van Winkle was a tricky old bastard.

Got to give you credit for that cat name, very interesting.

Why can't Humans be more like animals? Lol....

You should probably not concern yourself with stuff like this. If you think that food and an ocassional petting (sex) is going to make a relationship last, than you should do some YOU work.

Work on YOU, make yourself better, and then this shit probably wouldn't happen.

Yeh cats are ok, they're friendly, and "smart" and swish their tales in a cool way...

But I think i'll choose humans, no matter the amount of bad we do, the good is always more memorable

Best of luck, anyway...

My cat is dying.

she treated me better than any woman I've ever known, including my mother.

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I love cats so much. They're the best things ever. Seriously.

***

I'm sorry about that, Rizzo. I can't stand the idea of my beloved kittens dying. Well, everything does... at least it had a good life with you?

***

On a slightly different note...

quote:Damnit, why can't humans be this way? We make mistakes, and forgiveness is so hard; but with animals, they love you no matter what the problem is!

Forgiveness is not hard! I cannot stay angry at anyone, for any reason (unless it's like they killed my father or something ). What's the point of holding a grudge?!

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I got mad at my kitten the other day because he wouldn't leave my room when I was going out, I had to take him out 4 fucking times and on the 4th time I was yelling very loudly and chucked up into the hallway (he landed fine). I then proceded to run down the stairs a few at a time because I was in a rush and that scared him even more.

He wouldn't come into my room and see me for 4 days (And normally think cat never leaves my room, or me alone). So yeah, I do think cats hold grudges.

I kinda find it weird how you (and your partner) who both post a lot on this board seem to make threads about your relationship issues - in plain sight, where the other can see it. Is it your way of trying to resolve things or something? Kinda a bad idea if you want my opinion..

Cats are hateful little demons. I wish cats were more like humans!

quote:Steven Wright:

Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.

You're gonna be one of those "cat ladies" that are single but enjoy the companionship of your 23 cats and all of the fecal matter they bestow upon every nook and cranny of your home.

That's a reason why they are animals though. Savage creatures!

You stick to your animals, and I'll keep to my humans.

You know...the cats dont love you.

Theres a very distinct difference between keeping company with you, and loving you. And if you dont know what that difference is, it's really no wonder things went to shit with your boyfriend.

I'm not saying animals arent capable of love, because I think dogs can. But cats are too self-centered and prissy to really give a rats ass about you.

Humans don't stick their ass in the air and moan this horrible moan for hours when they are horny.

Goddamnit i hate when my cat was in heat.

But i miss having kitty's

quote:Originally posted by jvm222:

Humans don't stick their ass in the air and moan this horrible moan for hours when they are horny.

Oh man, I'll have to let you meet this one girl I know...

quote:Originally posted by Pirate Hippie:

If only men were satisfied with food and love...

feed me ..

quote:Originally posted by cluntoris:

FAT PEOPLE DONT DESERVE LOVE

^cluntoris^

QFT!

quote:Originally posted by Pirate Hippie:

Cats will love me no matter what. Even if I forget to feed them, or accidentally kicked then across the room; they'll still hop up into my lap and beg me for the petting. Damnit, why can't humans be this way?

Well, if you find a 15 year old virgin he'll be that way. He'll never want you to leave, and will do anything for you... Hehe...

quote:Originally posted by Pirate Hippie:

We make mistakes, and forgiveness is so hard; but with animals, they love you no matter what the problem is! They don't judge you. They don't care what you look like, what kind of person you are (within reason, if you're abusive they wont love you....) and they don't give a shit how much you may change as a person.

Except that's not true. A dog won't love a master if he stops feeding him, and doesn't pet him. A cat won't come home to a family that doesn't care for it.

quote:Originally posted by Pirate Hippie:

If only men were satisfied with food and love...

They are. That's all I ask, really. A girl that loves me and feeds me. WITH MAN FOOD.

I think my boyfriend would rather make love to our cat then to me.. As a matter of fact, when it comes to cats.. I think he'd rather runaway to Cat Island and never see any human ever again! He's fucking creepy about cats.. *cringes*

quote:Originally posted by kAtE-:





I kinda find it weird how you (and your partner) who both post a lot on this board seem to make threads about your relationship issues - in plain sight, where the other can see it. Is it your way of trying to resolve things or something? Kinda a bad idea if you want my opinion..

We don't post personal things. Except when we hijack threads with love.....

For me, I'll post a thread just outbursting my feelings, because I just can't type it in an IM window to him for some reason.. I just can't. That's usually the case for me.

Humans suck, get used to it.

Dogs are even better

quote:Originally posted by SilentMind:

You know...the cats dont love you.

Theres a very distinct difference between keeping company with you, and loving you. And if you dont know what that difference is, it's really no wonder things went to shit with your boyfriend.

I'm not saying animals arent capable of love, because I think dogs can. But cats are too self-centered and prissy to really give a rats ass about you.

My cats love me. Well, one of them does. She goes wherever I go, sleeps by me, will only eat food if it's in my room/if I'm the one giving it to her... she's very devoted. When my parents scream at me, she varies between attacking them and comforting me. When I cried for the first time in years, she dried my tears with her soft fur.

My cat is a crotchety old bitch. She gets pissed when you touch her, pissed when you dont touch her, wants food, wants in, wants out, wants back in again. And when she gets pissed off at you, she pisses on your shit.

I love my cat.

The more experience I have with people, the better I like my cats.

I am seldom happier than when I am lying on the bed with a good book, and four or five cats. And another six or seven under the bed. (Frankie--my cross-eyed Siamese-- just had five kittens.)

As much as I love cats, at least humans don't cough up hairballs and don't stand around squalling at each other while screwing in the middle of the street at night.

Oh wait. Some humans do that.

quote:Originally posted by The Dan:

Humans suck, get used to it.

QFT!

Cats lack the ability to synthesize taurine, and will suffer from a degenerative retina disease if it isn't properly supplemented in their diet?

Cats don't love you though, they're just after something. Be it food, or affection.

quote:Originally posted by Gus:

They are. That's all I ask, really. A BEAUTIFUL girl that loves me and feeds me. WITH MAN FOOD.

Fixed

quote:Originally posted by Twisted_Ferret:

My cats love me. Well, one of them does. She goes wherever I go, sleeps by me, will only eat food if it's in my room/if I'm the one giving it to her... she's very devoted. When my parents scream at me, she varies between attacking them and comforting me. When I cried for the first time in years, she dried my tears with her soft fur.

That's so utterly sweet! <3 <3 <3

mmmm, i could really use a couple cats bothering me right now.

wait, that sounded dirty. nevermind. ugh. i just like animals. no, not that way. ok, i give up.

quote:Originally posted by lauren7249:

mmmm, i could really use a couple cats bothering me right now.

http://www.totse.com/bbs/Forum30/HTML/020682.html

You should ask Kenshi_kid what the difference between cats and humans are.

My most steady relationships are with my cat and my computer.

I'm a happy person.

If you have something to say to him, say it to him.

If you have something to talk about on totse, and it concerns him, use a different name or something.

Jackketch, +1 for Steven Wright. He's my favorite comedian.

quote:Originally posted by Pirate Hippie:

Cats will love me no matter what. Even if I forget to feed them, or accidentally kicked then across the room; they'll still hop up into my lap and beg me for the petting. Damnit, why can't humans be this way? We make mistakes, and forgiveness is so hard; but with animals, they love you no matter what the problem is! They don't judge you. They don't care what you look like, what kind of person you are (within reason, if you're abusive they wont love you....) and they don't give a shit how much you may change as a person. If only men were satisfied with food and love...

They don't bite the hand that feeds them.

Okay so your in a state of depression about something that happened recently? But really dude, hunting for acceptance from us arse holes?

I sleep enough to be a cat.

quote:Originally posted by Zonko:

Cats don't love you though, they're just after something. Be it food, or affection.

I can't tell if that makes them resemble people more, or less.

quote:Originally posted by oc6:

That's true. I've ignored my cat from

Then proceeds to climb my leg like a tree.





My cat's used to do that when they were younger



Also,

quote:Originally posted by Dr. Sodomy:

Animals are too stupid to hate you. Bestiality is your only solution now.

Ask Dr. Sodomy, call now!





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quote:Originally posted by Twisted_Ferret:

My cats love me. Well, one of them does. She goes wherever I go, sleeps by me, will only eat food if it's in my room/if I'm the one giving it to her... she's very devoted. When my parents scream at me, she varies between attacking them and comforting me. When I cried for the first time in years, she dried my tears with her soft fur.



That's the nicest story i've heard in a while it almost made me cry seriously. Now i want to hug my cat/cats

quote:Originally posted by bloodenangel:

My most steady relationships are with my cat and my computer.

I'm a happy person.

Meow! *Curls in the birthday girl's lap*

I miss my cat. Before he died he always knew when I was sad and would try to comfort me, and he slept in my bed almost every night.