This conversation happened between a friend of mine emotionally distraught and possibly scarred for life and me an incoherent drunk at about 6:30 am Tuesday morning [take into consideration I have been up all night drinking makeshift highballs and various other alcoholic mixes]

Me: It's 6 am, make this good or I'm hanging up.

Him: I think I just fucked a guy

Me: What the fuck you on about?

Him: I THINK I JUST FUCKED A FUCKING GUY!!! [Insert panicky noises]

Me: HAHAHAHAHAHA

Him: Hey fuck you man, what the fuck am I going to do?

Me: What the fuck, calm your shit down boy. Since when are you gay?

Him: I’m not fucking gay! It looked like a chick…it felt like a chick!

Me: But alas it wasn’t a chick! HAHAHAHAHAHA

Him: Thanks asshole, you’re a real fucking friend.

Me: Ok sorry, so it looks like a girl but is really a boy? Did you not notice the penis; I mean how can you not notice the penis?

Him: There was no fucking penis you jackass, she had a vagina and tits and everything, like a normal fucking woman.

Me: But it wasn’t a one? Wait I’m confused…how do you know it was a boy then?

Him: He I mean she..It told me this morning, sex change operation.

Me: Wow, looks like you gots yourself one with the monies…HAHAHAHA

Him: you know what, fuck off you’re sexually frustrated don’t laugh at me, I've had sex in the past 6 months.

Me: Yeah, with men. HAHAHAHA

[long pause]

Me: So because you had sex with a guy who got a pretty good sex change operation I’m sexually frustrated...I’m confused.

Him: you’re not being any help

Me: yeah, it happens

Him: are you drunk? For fucks sake its 6 in the morning.

Me: yes, that also happens. Im becoming an alcoholic and what?

Him: never mind, what am I going to do about this?

Me: go at it again; ride him like a good cowboy [insert hysterical laughter]

Him: go to hell Frida

Me: Sorry, but that’s fucking funny couldn’t pass up the opportunity to mock you.

Him: are you done now? Satisfied your need to make fun of me?

Me: Yes, Ok so tell me…you fucked a guy, how was it?

Him: have I told you recently how much I hate you?

Me: not enough. Now I wanna have sex, thanks asshole.

Him: she has a tranny friend, you’re sexually deprived, you’d fuck anyone.

Me: True, I fucked you didn’t I?

Him: Fuck you. [Hangs up]

I don’t think I handled that well.

HAHAHAHAHA he fucked a guy, this is priceless.

Let this be a lesson boys, don’t pick up strangers at bars and take em home to fuck…get a DNA test first

[This message has been edited by MissMurderous (edited 12-05-2006).]

Frida

Castration is his only option.

quote:Originally posted by Jokke:

Frida

What?

Frida's an ace name. He shouldn't be freaking out - it's an easy mistake, and in my mind that person was female, not male. I'd find it funny if one of my male friends started going crazy after doing the same. If you don't know she's a guy originally, no harm done.

Jackketch's Rule On Trannies:

"If it looks like a cunny, tastes like a cunny and smells like a cunny then it IS a cunny and its owner is female....no matter what her birth sex might have been."

Tell your friend to fucking grow up and get his head from up his arse.

quote:Originally posted by MissMurderous:

she had a vagina and tits and everything, like a normal fucking woman.

If he can't tell the difference, why does it matter? Fuck, it could just be a regular woman that gets her kicks out of scaring morons

I love Frida.. Like Frida Kahlo.

About your friend.. Really, I think he's definitely overreacting. The man, is now a woman. She has the parts right? And for all he knows she coulda just said that to freak him out.. Sounds like something I'd say.

la la la la looola

Yeah, I'm not exactly one of those bleeding heart rainbow circle jerk type individuals, but what the hell does it matter? How the hell could you call something with tits and a vag a man?

I think that you are actually the one that fucked the he/she and he is the one that laughed at your fucking ass.

Who would turn this down?? (http://tinyurl.com/qehhx)

(which is a tranny friend of mine just after she had had her 'boob job')

*this is a thread from Half Baked that I sent here.

quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

Who would turn this down?? (http://tinyurl.com/qehhx)

(which is a tranny friend of mine just after she had had her 'boob job')

I would not turn them down.

Damn (s)he has nicer boobs than quite a few real women!

quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

Who would turn this down?? (http://tinyurl.com/qehhx)

(which is a tranny friend of mine just after she had had her 'boob job') To me they look obviously fake... I hate implants, even on girls.

quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

Who would turn this down?? (http://tinyurl.com/qehhx)

(which is a tranny friend of mine just after she had had her 'boob job')

I remember that pic. And yep, I'd hit it.

If you couldn't tell then it doesn't fucking matter. If you could tell then it only matters if that bothers you. He obviously couldn't tell, and as said for all he knows it's just someone making something up to scare him/see his reaction.

quote:Originally posted by rabbitweed:

How the hell could you call something with tits and a vag a man?

Like so. (http://tinyurl.com/yxslt9)