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 #1 
Old 2006-12-05, 12:55
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Default My husband...Promoted!

He was promoted to "Major" on Friday and I am very proud of him. He's been all sad about signing up for another commission, but I'm, hoping this promotion will soften the blow. I'm sorry if this doesn't belong in here, but this is where I most often post and it IS about my husband!:P

So anyone else have any good news about their partner?
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Old 2006-12-05, 13:07
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hehe congrats to him, xiao!

In the world of promotions I hope this means he gets paid more for doing less.

So I hope this means you get to spend more time with him.
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Old 2006-12-05, 13:11
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Hot Damn!!!

Congrats to all!
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Old 2006-12-05, 13:21
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Tell us what present he'll be getting for his promotion, and it'll be a sexual topic.
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Old 2006-12-05, 13:26
oc6 oc6 is offline
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^^^Do you ever sleep?
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Old 2006-12-05, 13:38
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Ya know, I wonder that myself sometimes...

There was this really nice woman that said she'd make me fall asleep, though, but then she fell asleep. So sad, so very sad...

Oh look, MORE COFFEE!!: :
 #7 
Old 2006-12-05, 13:43
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Congrats

And tonight he gets EAS as a reward?
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Old 2006-12-05, 13:45
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quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

Congrats

And tonight he gets EAS as a reward?

That was MY thinking. Or heck, maybe just left hiiiiim finger it.... Thatttttt'll make him REALLLLL randy.
 #9 
Old 2006-12-05, 14:28
AngrySquirrel AngrySquirrel is offline
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Sounds like someone needs to stand extra sharp at attention now.
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Old 2006-12-05, 15:31
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You should totally let him play with your ass!!

It will make him all the more eager for EAS though.. so be careful!

Congratulations to the both of you, I hope things are going well in general.

As for me, I have no boyfriend now and am in a lesbian mood and not getting any sex, but it's probably my fault I'm in this situation. So, no good news on the relationship front for Flock.

As the Major's wife, do you have to attend any millitary functions etc?
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Old 2006-12-05, 16:18
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Moving soon.. :p
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My daddy is studying extremely hard for SMsgt. He missed it by 6 points last time. He's sure he'll pass this time, which also means he'll retire.
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Old 2006-12-05, 17:43
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quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

Congrats

And tonight he gets EAS as a reward?

Heh, no that's when he actually signs the contract for the new commission, which doesn't happen until January 15th.

And yes he does enjoy a signifigant pay raise, so I'm looking foward to seeing that as well!:P

And I always have to go to military functions with him. There are only like 3 officers in every squadron, so all of them have to go to every air force event, which means their wives have to go too.
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Old 2006-12-05, 18:04
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quote:Originally posted by Xiao Mei:

which doesn't happen until January 15th.

Gives Epiphany a whole new meaning :P
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Old 2006-12-05, 18:36
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quote:Originally posted by Xiao Mei:

Heh, no that's when he actually signs the contract for the new commission, which doesn't happen until January 15th.

And yes he does enjoy a signifigant pay raise, so I'm looking foward to seeing that as well!:P

And I always have to go to military functions with him. There are only like 3 officers in every squadron, so all of them have to go to every air force event, which means their wives have to go too.

My mother is a cop out.. She cannot stand all of the officer's wives. My daddy is a First Shirt, so he has to sit with the Commander.. My mom hates it. She started sending me with him. Then I began to loathe them.. Eventually I'm sure he'll end up going by himself.
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Old 2006-12-05, 18:54
Twisted_Ferret Twisted_Ferret is offline
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He is the very model of a modern Major, General.
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Old 2006-12-05, 18:58
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Xiao, does this mean you have to dress up as a 'trophy wife' ?!
 #17 
Old 2006-12-05, 19:15
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quote:Originally posted by Twisted_Ferret:

He is the very model of a modern Major, General.



G&S FTW!!!

When the Coaster's finished jumping on his mother....
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Old 2006-12-05, 19:22
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Congwatulations!

Does this mean anything diff in your day to day? Like new quarters or moving to a new posting?

Wherever you go...there you are?

The weather/traffic/people can vary some...
 #19 
Old 2006-12-05, 19:30
lauren7249 lauren7249 is offline
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i think it lifted my day a little bit to hear someone else's good news.
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Old 2006-12-05, 19:38
CarbonB CarbonB is offline
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^Why the fuck would good news for someone else make you feel better?

Someone somewhere just won the lottery, you feel fucking jolly now!?!? HUH BITCH!?!
 #21 
Old 2006-12-05, 19:47
moonmeister moonmeister is offline
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More money, sure.

Headaches too, no doubt.

Is it the 'Peter Principle' where folks end up getting promoted farther than they really want? Just because...?
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Old 2006-12-05, 19:48
lauren7249 lauren7249 is offline
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quote:Originally posted by CarbonB:

^Why the fuck would good news for someone else make you feel better?

Someone somewhere just won the lottery, you feel fucking jolly now!?!? HUH BITCH!?!



yeah, i'm human. happy emotions are contagious to me, especially from people whom i look fondly upon. jealous much?
 #23 
Old 2006-12-05, 19:57
moonmeister moonmeister is offline
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I believe ol' CarbB gets off when he hears that someone he is fond of has been buggered? He can then think how he wishes it were him?
 #24 
Old 2006-12-05, 20:08
Influx Influx is offline
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Congrats you =) And congrats to your husband =D
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Old 2006-12-05, 20:12
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Partner...a strong word...perhaps not fitting at all...yet she is doing well in school.

Yay for pride in the accomplishments of others to which you've been no real help.

Edit: Congratulations to your husband, has it changed his outlook towards staying in "the service"?

[This message has been edited by Euda (edited 12-05-2006).]
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Old 2006-12-05, 20:25
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quote:Originally posted by Euda:



Yay for pride in the accomplishments of others to which you've been no real help.



hmmm somehow i don't quite believe that last bit...
 #27 
Old 2006-12-05, 20:37
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quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

hmmm somehow i don't quite believe that last bit...

Yet it remains true.
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Old 2006-12-05, 21:46
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quote:Originally posted by moonmeister:

I believe ol' CarbB gets off when he hears that someone he is fond of has been buggered? He can then think how he wishes it were him?

Fond of? I wish I could be promoted to Major? Uh.....I wish I was happy when others were happy? Uh.........

Stop playing the guessing game, you are creeping into negative points. That is when we execute you.
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Old 2006-12-05, 21:53
PileOnPete PileOnPete is offline
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my girlfriend is getting promoted to sergeant, but she just left for training to go to iraq saturday
 #30 
Old 2006-12-05, 22:19
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quote:Originally posted by Euda:



Yay for pride in the accomplishments of others to which you've been no real help.



Is Carbons Assholism contaigious or something? Because you're being a real prick recently.



Unless you know xiao in real life, you have no fucking IDEA what she might have done to help and support her husband. From the sounds of it Xiao worships that fucker far more than he deserves. Shit, I'd consider becoming a lesbian if it meant I'd have a good loyal wife like Xiao to support me and love me.
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Old 2006-12-05, 22:50
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quote:Originally posted by yoyobek:

Is Carbons Assholism contaigious or something? Because you're being a real prick recently.



Unless you know xiao in real life, you have no fucking IDEA what she might have done to help and support her husband. From the sounds of it Xiao worships that fucker far more than he deserves. Shit, I'd consider becoming a lesbian if it meant I'd have a good loyal wife like Xiao to support me and love me.

Yoyo, I think perhaps you are being a little unfair to Euda. I'm pretty sure his comment was directed more towards himself/his girlfriend's attainment than towards Xiao.

Euda is I'm sure aware that for any husband to be successful, in almost any career, he needs a loyal and supportive wife.

Like they say...

"Behind every great man...is a very surprised Mother-in-law!"
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Old 2006-12-05, 23:09
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quote:Originally posted by Twisted_Ferret:

He is the very model of a modern Major, General.

"He has information vegetable, animal, and mineral. He knows the kings of England and the codes of fights historical from Marathon to Waterloo in order categorical. *deep breath*. I am very well acquainted to with matters mathematical; I understand equations both the simple and quadratical...."
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Old 2006-12-05, 23:12
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quote:Originally posted by yoyobek:

Because you're being a real prick recently.

I was talking about myself, not others. The girl I know is smart to the point where anything I can offer is a drop in the ocean.

Edit: If you take notice, Xiao wasn't even thought of until I edited it. If anything, you can fault me for being egomaniacally happy in this thread.

[This message has been edited by Euda (edited 12-05-2006).]
 #34 
Old 2006-12-05, 23:16
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^^^^so we all are friends again and there will be ginger pop and cake all around for tea
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Old 2006-12-06, 00:14
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quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

^^^^so we all are friends again and there will be ginger pop and cake all around for tea

Fucking limey! I'll take my banana cream pie a la mode, with a cup of joe.

And awesome news Xiao!
 #36 
Old 2006-12-06, 01:08
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quote:Originally posted by yoyobek:

Is Carbons Assholism contaigious or something? Because you're being a real prick recently.



Unless you know xiao in real life, you have no fucking IDEA what she might have done to help and support her husband. From the sounds of it Xiao worships that fucker far more than he deserves. Shit, I'd consider becoming a lesbian if it meant I'd have a good loyal wife like Xiao to support me and love me.

Lol what an idiot. He wasn't even fucking referring to Xiao, he was talking about himself. How fucking dense are you?

I swear, maybe you should become a lesbian, because I don't think any man on the planet would be able to put up with your stupid shit. Just fucking kill yourself already, and save me a fucking plane trip.
 #37 
Old 2006-12-06, 02:48
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quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

bump
 #38 
Old 2006-12-06, 03:07
Twisted_Ferret Twisted_Ferret is offline
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Xiao, is he very good at integral and differential calculus?
 #39 
Old 2006-12-06, 03:15
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My boyfriend has decided to be less jealous...

right around the time that my ex started talking to me for the first time in a year
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Old 2006-12-06, 04:22
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Congrats to you and your husband.

quote:Originally posted by CarbonB:

^Why the fuck would good news for someone else make you feel better?

Someone somewhere just won the lottery, you feel fucking jolly now!?!? HUH BITCH!?!

Does it really offend you THAT much that she's happy for somebody? That's really sad.
 #41 
Old 2006-12-06, 04:47
Mindless Xyzzyean Mindless Xyzzyean is offline
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CarbonB ftw
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Old 2006-12-06, 10:25
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On a somewhat related note...

... I was meritoriously promoted to 3rd class petty officer....



*applies for a commission*

[This message has been edited by Trueborn Vorpal (edited 12-06-2006).]
 #43 
Old 2006-12-06, 10:32
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I see dollar signs.
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Old 2006-12-06, 10:51
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quote:Originally posted by kAtE-:

I see dollar signs.

haha. Not in the military. you get paid absolute dirt for the shit you do.
 #45 
Old 2006-12-06, 10:55
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quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

Like they say...

"Behind every great man...is a very surprised Mother-in-law!"

I always heard it as:

"Behind every great man is a woman shaking her head"
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Old 2006-12-06, 12:29
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quote:Originally posted by yoyobek:

Xiao, does this mean you have to dress up as a 'trophy wife' ?!

Heh, I hope not!:P

None of the other wives like me...Of course, they're all a lot older than me, so they might just be aloof for that reason? They all dress like old school marms, BTW.
 #47 
Old 2006-12-06, 13:43
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That's nice. Congrats.
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Old 2006-12-06, 16:06
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Moving soon.. :p
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quote:Originally posted by RogueWarheart:

haha. Not in the military. you get paid absolute dirt for the shit you do.

Nah.. your get paid very decently actually. Not a huge ton but definitely decently.
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Old 2006-12-06, 17:37
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It's true military people aren't making the big bucks, but they make enough. Like my husband will make about $5300 per MONTH, which is a $300 per month pay raise, so I'm pretty happy.:P

Enlisted guys make a lot less, though, unfortunately.
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Old 2006-12-06, 23:16
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Moving soon.. :p
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quote:Originally posted by Xiao Mei:

It's true military people aren't making the big bucks, but they make enough. Like my husband will make about $5300 per MONTH, which is a $300 per month pay raise, so I'm pretty happy.:P

Enlisted guys make a lot less, though, unfortunately.

That is VERY well off. Nice.
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Old 2006-12-07, 00:06
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My baby girl got a 92 on her chemistry test.

I'm proud of her
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Old 2006-12-07, 01:32
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quote:Originally posted by lauren7249:



yeah, i'm human. happy emotions are contagious to me, especially from people whom i look fondly upon. jealous much?

lol....wait...happy...? feet?
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Old 2006-12-07, 14:01
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quote:Originally posted by Pingy:

My baby girl got a 92 on her chemistry test.

I'm proud of her

That's awesome for her! I'm failing Chemistry

But otherwise my life right now is awesome and it's great to hear that someone else is having a good run too.

- t_m
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Old 2006-12-07, 15:54
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quote:Originally posted by Pingy:

My baby girl got a 92 on her chemistry test.

I'm proud of her

I'm so exstatic that you decided to let us in on that information. Let me just go give all my wordly values to charity so someone else can be happy, like I am happy right now.
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Old 2006-12-07, 15:58
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quote:Originally posted by CarbonB:

I'm so exstatic that you decided to let us in on that information. Let me just go give all my wordly values to charity so someone else can be happy, like I am happy right now.

Do i detect just a hint, the merest hint, of sarcasm there?
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Old 2006-12-08, 02:28
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Everyone listen to me:

We must spread the love in the world! We can't continue with our lives acting as we do and expect to be happy. Happiness (for us humans) comes from the happiness that radiates from each of us.

Grief is a cycle. Happiness is.. something harder to start, but easier to find comfort in.
 #57 
Old 2006-12-08, 11:29
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Gee, for a thread about something good, there's quite a lot of bitterness isn't there?

- t_m
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Old 2006-12-13, 23:31
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quote:Originally posted by Xiao Mei:

He was promoted to "Major" on Friday and I am very proud of him. He's been all sad about signing up for another commission, but I'm, hoping this promotion will soften the blow. I'm sorry if this doesn't belong in here, but this is where I most often post and it IS about my husband!:P

So anyone else have any good news about their partner?

Xiao, I've been out of town for two weeks, this is great news, yes it does belong in S & A (affection).

You husband has obviously excelled in his career, you should be proud as hell.
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Old 2006-12-13, 23:33
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quote:Originally posted by oc6:

^^^Do you ever sleep?

fat people don't need sleep. =D

As for Major..aren't you Canadian? So thats like LT in Amerika?

Eh.
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Old 2006-12-13, 23:39
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Major is O-4, same thing as Lieutenant Commander in the Navy. Who knows what Canada is, we're talking US forces.

I remember when I was an E-5, I was taking home almost $3000/month. That wasn't too bad, actually. The command I was in was absolutely worthless though, that made life suck.
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Old 2006-12-14, 02:51
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*cough-eas-against-ucmj-and-can-get-him-kicked-out-cough*
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Old 2006-12-14, 03:06
Soda_Can_Sniper Soda_Can_Sniper is offline
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What the Air Force don't know won't hurt them.
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Old 2006-12-14, 14:19
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quote:Originally posted by DesertRebel:

*cough-eas-against-ucmj-and-can-get-him-kicked-out-cough*



I'm saved!:P
 
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