yeah i know there r many topics like this but i want to know whats the most akward sistuation youve been in learning something about sex/body parts/anything. ill give you an example



the wierdest fucking thing that has haunted me for years is when my GRANDMOTHER, she is over 80, told me what a douche was...that was the most akward car ride ever. im glad i had my Ipod and some weed later on to drownd out the pain. and when my dad gave me the talk at about 2nd grade lol. we were driving to kansas and thats a 6 hour drive and he started at the begining of the trip. it took atleast an hour and that was scary lol

Why was your grandmother talking about that exactly?

I couldn't get it up once....or maybe a few times....because of a few substances I had taken earlier in the evening, not thinking i had a chance in hell of getting laid....how fucking embarrassing....

quote:Originally posted by chickenpoop:

I couldn't get it up once....or maybe a few times....because of a few substances I had taken earlier in the evening, not thinking i had a chance in hell of getting laid....how fucking embarrassing....





Haha definatly done that, more then once. I just explain the situation and go down town lol, usually clears up problems.

Um I guess mine is my mom walking in on me and my ex sleeping naked together with no covers (she was 16 too and wasn't supposed to be there). Since then she hasn't ever come into my room for anything.

So the "thing" that happened was embarrased?

Really?

Could that conversation feel emotions?

Weird. I'd have thought the embarassing part of this situation was your inability to coherently type that post.

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WEAK!

quote:Originally posted by firekitty751:

So the "thing" that happened was embarrased?

Really?

Could that conversation feel emotions?

Weird. I'd have thought the embarassing part of this situation was your inability to coherently type that post.

lawl

I was with a good friend (girl) and we had been drinking so we decided to go at it, but we didn't have a condom. I agreed to pull out and she said it was fine.

Well after about 5 minutes she starts screaming about how great it feels and starts to yell "Come inside me baby!"

I figured she was just drunk and being stupid, so eventually I pulled out and came on her tits. Then she smacked me and told me never to disobey her again. I asked if she was on the pill and again she said no, so I don't know why the hell she was pissed and since it was just casual sex I never really asked her about it.

Girls are mysterious and weird.

quote:Originally posted by always420somewhere:

I was with a good friend (girl) and we had been drinking so we decided to go at it, but we didn't have a condom. I agreed to pull out and she said it was fine.

Well after about 5 minutes she starts screaming about how great it feels and starts to yell "Come inside me baby!"

I figured she was just drunk and being stupid, so eventually I pulled out and came on her tits. Then she smacked me and told me never to disobey her again. I asked if she was on the pill and again she said no, so I don't know why the hell she was pissed and since it was just casual sex I never really asked her about it.

Girls are mysterious and weird.

women need to be told what to do and think. they are highly illogical.

quote:Originally posted by senorfrog:

Um I guess mine is my mom walking in on me and my ex sleeping naked together with no covers (she was 16 too and wasn't supposed to be there). Since then she hasn't ever come into my room for anything.

Dude, your mom is SIXTEEN?

quote:Originally posted by Twisted_Ferret:

Originally posted by senorfrog:

Um I guess mine is my mom walking in on me and my ex sleeping naked together with no covers (she was 16 too and wasn't supposed to be there). Since then she hasn't ever come into my room for anything.

Dude, your mom is SIXTEEN?

stfu

Your thread title. Probably your post too but I didn't read it.

quote:Originally posted by chickenpoop:

I couldn't get it up once....or maybe a few times....because of a few substances I had taken earlier in the evening, not thinking i had a chance in hell of getting laid....how fucking embarrassing....



Been there.

I said "orgasm" instead of "organism" in grade five.

"Accidently" harpooned every woman I've been with.