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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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 #1 
Old 2006-12-04, 05:01
Ali G in da house Ali G in da house is offline
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Default Serious topic: Any girls "gone skiing"

For those who dont know, skiing in regards to sex is the act of 1 girl similtaneously giving handjobs to 2 guys. Has any female done it? Has any guy been in one?
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Old 2006-12-04, 05:10
Ravenman Ravenman is offline
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ahh...the old circle jerk. never done it but walked in on one. funny yet wierd. *shivers*
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Old 2006-12-04, 05:11
Gus Gus is offline
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Default Re: Serious topic: Any girls "gone skiing"

Why the hell would you care to know if a girl has jerked off two men at once?

How does this help you in any way?

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Old 2006-12-04, 06:44
bain surgeon bain surgeon is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Gus:

Why the hell would you care to know if a girl has jerked off two men at once?

How does this help you in any way?



Does it really matter? Just answear his question. Perhaps He/she gave/recived one and wants to know if thats really weird.
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Old 2006-12-04, 06:55
CarbonB CarbonB is offline
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^Does it really matter? Who gives a shit if it's weird.
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Old 2006-12-04, 22:57
Cloaked Dagger Cloaked Dagger is offline
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quote:Originally posted by CarbonB:

^Does it really matter? Who gives a shit if it's weird.

Hell must have frozen over, I actually agree with CarbonB
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Old 2006-12-04, 23:00
Gus Gus is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Cloaked Dagger:

Hell must have frozen over, I actually agree with CarbonB

Are you saying you want to ... Go "skiing"?
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Old 2006-12-04, 23:00
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Default Re: Serious topic: Any girls "gone skiing"

quote:Originally posted by Cloaked Dagger:

Originally posted by CarbonB:

^Does it really matter? Who gives a shit if it's weird.

Hell must have frozen over, I actually agree with CarbonB



It is scary the first time it happens, i know but with time you'll actually find yourself agreeing with him more often and then one day he'll say something nice to you...and the Earth will rend asunder and a foul beast will slouch towards Cricklewood.
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Old 2006-12-04, 23:50
streetjusticeforall streetjusticeforall is offline
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I did it when I was young and desperate (even moreso than I am now).

Me + Friend + Girl all just laid down in the dark, and she went at it. Wasnt anything special, but not that bad either.

I really could care less if another guy is in the room, I can assure you I wasnt thinking about him at all.
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Old 2006-12-05, 00:00
Fascismo Fascismo is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Gus:

Why the hell would you care to know if a girl has jerked off two men at once?

How does this help you in any way?



Why the hell would you want to know why he wanted to know if a girl has jerked off two men at once?

How does this help you in any way?

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Old 2006-12-05, 00:17
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Moving soon.. :p
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I did enjoy the replying to the above poster chain.

Yes.. to answer the question.. I have. I thought it was fun. What's t called with 3 if 2 is skiing?
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Old 2006-12-05, 00:17
genericwittyusername genericwittyusername is offline
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If I had to fight wave after wave of five year olds wielding sharpened sticks and doubling with each round, and could only choose one non-firearm weapon, i'd choose a warhorse trained to run down infantry men.
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Old 2006-12-05, 00:36
Zonko Zonko is offline
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quote:Originally posted by streetjusticeforall:

I really could care less if another guy is in the room, I can assure you I wasnt thinking about him at all.

Were you not somewhat concerned about the fact your girlfriend was giving a handjob to your mate?
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Old 2006-12-05, 01:42
4skins 4skins is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Gus:

Why the hell would you care to know if a girl has jerked off two men at once?

How does this help you in any way?





You're a waste of space, even here on the internet
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Old 2006-12-05, 01:48
lauren7249 lauren7249 is offline
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no, "going skiing" is doing coke.

edit - i just checked urbandictionary. it can actually mean both.

[This message has been edited by lauren7249 (edited 12-05-2006).]
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Old 2006-12-05, 01:57
256 256 is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Hardly There:

What's t called with 3 if 2 is skiing?

That's called "Getting jerked off by a freaky chick with three arms".

What the fuck?
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Old 2006-12-05, 02:02
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Moving soon.. :p
Default Re: Serious topic: Any girls "gone skiing"

quote:Originally posted by 256:

That's called "Getting jerked off by a freaky chick with three arms".

What the fuck?

Well I suppose I meant giving a blow job while jerking two guys off. Sorry..
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Old 2006-12-05, 02:55
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quote:Originally posted by Hardly There:

Well I suppose I meant giving a blow job while jerking two guys off. Sorry..

You are a class act. Pics/vids? =0
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Old 2006-12-05, 03:24
Ali G in da house Ali G in da house is offline
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I was just curious about it because I know people who have been in both positions and I just wanna know your thoughts on why you/or someone you know would do/participate in it.
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Old 2006-12-05, 04:26
TheGrim TheGrim is offline
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Me and a friend got one, I shot myself in the eye :\

Back when I was like 14.

[This message has been edited by TheGrim (edited 12-05-2006).]
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Old 2006-12-05, 04:27
Gus Gus is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Fascismo:

Why the hell would you want to know why he wanted to know if a girl has jerked off two men at once?

How does this help you in any way?



It makes me much less likely to want to puke acid puke into his eyes, blinding him, and then setting my daughters against his virginity...

This thread is useless without picture.
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Old 2006-12-05, 04:34
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quote:Originally posted by 256:

That's called "Getting jerked off by a freaky chick with three arms".

What the fuck?

2 hands (each on its own penis) + 2 feet (both used on 1 penis). ta dah. freaky, ain't it?
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Old 2006-12-05, 04:38
Bananas Bananas is offline
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I've been asked to a bunch of time.. but I've never done it.. Different guys prefer different methods, right? I mean, I think it'd be kind of retarded. Like patting your head and rubbing your tunmmy at the same time. Picking up what I'm putting down?
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Old 2006-12-05, 04:42
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Nah it'd be same rythym both sides unless you're mad crazy. Which you are. You mad crazy frizzy haired vampyre.
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Old 2006-12-05, 04:46
Bananas Bananas is offline
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Haha. you should see my hair today.. I should be giving mad crazy rhythmic hand jobs right now. RIGHT NOW I SAY!
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Old 2006-12-05, 04:55
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And you're thirsty, and you know a man with man juice. Do you see what you should do here?
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Old 2006-12-05, 05:04
Bananas Bananas is offline
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o.0 He does not deserve it! His man juice is too easily acquired! Remember?
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Old 2006-12-05, 05:07
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Is your woman juice not so? You do not give it out freely like gatorade? Is that a double-standard you big hunk of a man?

Come here and kiss me.
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Old 2006-12-05, 22:26
Sick_Boy Sick_Boy is offline
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I thought you meant doing cocaine, lol.

No, I've never done it.
 
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