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| Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here. |
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#1
 2006-12-04, 05:01
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Ali G in da house 
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Serious topic: Any girls "gone skiing"
For those who dont know, skiing in regards to sex is the act of 1 girl similtaneously giving handjobs to 2 guys. Has any female done it? Has any guy been in one?
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#2
 2006-12-04, 05:10
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Ravenman 
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Re: Serious topic: Any girls "gone skiing"
ahh...the old circle jerk. never done it but walked in on one. funny yet wierd. *shivers*
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#3
 2006-12-04, 05:11
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Gus 
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Re: Serious topic: Any girls "gone skiing"
Why the hell would you care to know if a girl has jerked off two men at once?
How does this help you in any way?

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#4
 2006-12-04, 06:44
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bain surgeon 
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Re: Serious topic: Any girls "gone skiing"
quote:Originally posted by Gus:
Why the hell would you care to know if a girl has jerked off two men at once?
How does this help you in any way?
Does it really matter? Just answear his question. Perhaps He/she gave/recived one and wants to know if thats really weird.
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#5
 2006-12-04, 06:55
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Re: Serious topic: Any girls "gone skiing"
^Does it really matter? Who gives a shit if it's weird.
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#6
 2006-12-04, 22:57
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Cloaked Dagger 
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Re: Serious topic: Any girls "gone skiing"
quote:Originally posted by CarbonB:
^Does it really matter? Who gives a shit if it's weird.
Hell must have frozen over, I actually agree with CarbonB
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#7
 2006-12-04, 23:00
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Gus 
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Re: Serious topic: Any girls "gone skiing"
quote:Originally posted by Cloaked Dagger:
Hell must have frozen over, I actually agree with CarbonB
Are you saying you want to ... Go "skiing"? 
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#8
 2006-12-04, 23:00
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dodging the rain and tractors
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Re: Serious topic: Any girls "gone skiing"
quote:Originally posted by Cloaked Dagger:
Originally posted by CarbonB:
^Does it really matter? Who gives a shit if it's weird.
Hell must have frozen over, I actually agree with CarbonB
It is scary the first time it happens, i know but with time you'll actually find yourself agreeing with him more often and then one day he'll say something nice to you...and the Earth will rend asunder and a foul beast will slouch towards Cricklewood.
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#9
 2006-12-04, 23:50
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streetjusticeforall 
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Re: Serious topic: Any girls "gone skiing"
I did it when I was young and desperate (even moreso than I am now).
Me + Friend + Girl all just laid down in the dark, and she went at it. Wasnt anything special, but not that bad either.
I really could care less if another guy is in the room, I can assure you I wasnt thinking about him at all.
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#10
 2006-12-05, 00:00
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Fascismo 
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Re: Serious topic: Any girls "gone skiing"
quote:Originally posted by Gus:
Why the hell would you care to know if a girl has jerked off two men at once?
How does this help you in any way?
Why the hell would you want to know why he wanted to know if a girl has jerked off two men at once?
How does this help you in any way?

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#11
 2006-12-05, 00:17
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Re: Serious topic: Any girls "gone skiing"
I did enjoy the replying to the above poster chain.
Yes.. to answer the question.. I have. I thought it was fun. What's t called with 3 if 2 is skiing?
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#12
 2006-12-05, 00:17
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Re: Serious topic: Any girls "gone skiing"
If I had to fight wave after wave of five year olds wielding sharpened sticks and doubling with each round, and could only choose one non-firearm weapon, i'd choose a warhorse trained to run down infantry men.
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#13
 2006-12-05, 00:36
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Zonko 
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Re: Serious topic: Any girls "gone skiing"
quote:Originally posted by streetjusticeforall:
I really could care less if another guy is in the room, I can assure you I wasnt thinking about him at all.
Were you not somewhat concerned about the fact your girlfriend was giving a handjob to your mate?
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#14
 2006-12-05, 01:42
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4skins 
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Re: Serious topic: Any girls "gone skiing"
quote:Originally posted by Gus:
Why the hell would you care to know if a girl has jerked off two men at once?
How does this help you in any way?
You're a waste of space, even here on the internet
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#15
 2006-12-05, 01:48
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lauren7249 
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Re: Serious topic: Any girls "gone skiing"
no, "going skiing" is doing coke.
edit - i just checked urbandictionary. it can actually mean both.
[This message has been edited by lauren7249 (edited 12-05-2006).]
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#16
 2006-12-05, 01:57
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256 
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Re: Serious topic: Any girls "gone skiing"
quote:Originally posted by Hardly There:
What's t called with 3 if 2 is skiing?
That's called "Getting jerked off by a freaky chick with three arms".
What the fuck?
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#17
 2006-12-05, 02:02
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Re: Serious topic: Any girls "gone skiing"
quote:Originally posted by 256:
That's called "Getting jerked off by a freaky chick with three arms".
What the fuck?
Well I suppose I meant giving a blow job while jerking two guys off. Sorry.. 
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#18
 2006-12-05, 02:55
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Re: Serious topic: Any girls "gone skiing"
quote:Originally posted by Hardly There:
Well I suppose I meant giving a blow job while jerking two guys off. Sorry..
You are a class act. Pics/vids? =0
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#19
 2006-12-05, 03:24
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Ali G in da house 
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Re: Serious topic: Any girls "gone skiing"
I was just curious about it because I know people who have been in both positions  and I just wanna know your thoughts on why you/or someone you know would do/participate in it.
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#20
 2006-12-05, 04:26
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TheGrim 
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Re: Serious topic: Any girls "gone skiing"
Me and a friend got one, I shot myself in the eye :\
Back when I was like 14.
[This message has been edited by TheGrim (edited 12-05-2006).]
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#21
 2006-12-05, 04:27
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Gus 
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Re: Serious topic: Any girls "gone skiing"
quote:Originally posted by Fascismo:
Why the hell would you want to know why he wanted to know if a girl has jerked off two men at once?
How does this help you in any way?
It makes me much less likely to want to puke acid puke into his eyes, blinding him, and then setting my daughters against his virginity...
This thread is useless without picture.
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#22
 2006-12-05, 04:34
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Re: Serious topic: Any girls "gone skiing"
quote:Originally posted by 256:
That's called "Getting jerked off by a freaky chick with three arms".
What the fuck?
2 hands (each on its own penis) + 2 feet (both used on 1 penis). ta dah. freaky, ain't it?
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#23
 2006-12-05, 04:38
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Bananas 
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Re: Serious topic: Any girls "gone skiing"
I've been asked to a bunch of time.. but I've never done it.. Different guys prefer different methods, right? I mean, I think it'd be kind of retarded. Like patting your head and rubbing your tunmmy at the same time. Picking up what I'm putting down?
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#24
 2006-12-05, 04:42
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stab 
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Re: Serious topic: Any girls "gone skiing"
Nah it'd be same rythym both sides unless you're mad crazy. Which you are. You mad crazy frizzy haired vampyre.
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#25
 2006-12-05, 04:46
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Bananas 
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Re: Serious topic: Any girls "gone skiing"
Haha. you should see my hair today.. I should be giving mad crazy rhythmic hand jobs right now. RIGHT NOW I SAY!
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#26
 2006-12-05, 04:55
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stab 
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Re: Serious topic: Any girls "gone skiing"
And you're thirsty, and you know a man with man juice. Do you see what you should do here?
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#27
 2006-12-05, 05:04
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Bananas 
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Re: Serious topic: Any girls "gone skiing"
o.0 He does not deserve it! His man juice is too easily acquired! Remember?
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#28
 2006-12-05, 05:07
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stab 
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Re: Serious topic: Any girls "gone skiing"
Is your woman juice not so? You do not give it out freely like gatorade? Is that a double-standard you big hunk of a man?
Come here and kiss me.
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#29
 2006-12-05, 22:26
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Sick_Boy 
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Re: Serious topic: Any girls "gone skiing"
I thought you meant doing cocaine, lol.
No, I've never done it.
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