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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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 #1 
Old 2006-12-04, 01:38
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rate my body because i think im ugly (http://img53.imageshack.us/my.php?image=s40203345on.jpg)

girls only
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Old 2006-12-04, 01:39
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You look copied and pasted. You also look a bit skinny. Pack on some more weight and it'd look fine.

Who gives a shit anyway?
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Old 2006-12-04, 01:41
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If you honestly thought you were ugly, you wouldn't be posting yourself on the internet. GG.
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Old 2006-12-04, 01:44
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Toned but scrawny looking.

Giraffe neck.

Attention whore.



edit: I'm a guy btw. But you seriously need to work on your pectoral muscles. I'd bet a hundred bucks that you can't punch for shit.

[This message has been edited by fullcircle (edited 12-04-2006).]
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Old 2006-12-04, 01:46
fucking clown shoes fucking clown shoes is offline
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You're neck looks too long... grow some hair and it would look better.
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Old 2006-12-04, 01:48
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quote:Originally posted by fullcircle:

Toned but scrawny looking.

Giraffe neck.

Attention whore.



edit: I'm a guy btw. But you seriously need to work on your pectoral muscles. I'd bet a hundred bucks that you can't punch for shit.



punching doesnt really involve the pecs, you know...it involves the whole body

-Kman101
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Old 2006-12-04, 01:50
Influx Influx is offline
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I thought you were black? What the fuck?
 #8 
Old 2006-12-04, 01:56
Five to One Five to One is offline
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You know you have a good body, which is why you asked.
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Old 2006-12-04, 02:02
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quote:Originally posted by kman101:

punching doesnt really involve the pecs, you know...it involves the whole body

-Kman101

That strikes me as a retarded self contradicting thing you just said.

Shit bitch when I'm writing I'm using my whole body.

But if I'm in the ring I'm not going to be trying to pull my longfist on a bitch, I'm going to be BOXING.

And yes, for the record, he is a scrawny, fake, attention whoring, negroid with half a soul.
 #10 
Old 2006-12-04, 02:04
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Why is it that every thread you make is an attempt to boost your ego?
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Old 2006-12-04, 02:06
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I have been in many fights. Lost only 2. One I wouldn't count because all the guy done (who was black) was get me down on the ground, hit me once in the face and then spitted in my face. I didn't really lose with him. I could have fucked him up but I was 15 at the time and on many drugs.

I can punch. Don't know how HARD I can punch, though. Have fought people twice my size and they said "whoa. didn't know you were that strong". Point. Don't take someones size to heart.

Yes. I don't have pecs. It pisses me off. How do I build my pecs? I just ordered a bowflex if that helps any. The cheap one. The $899 one off bowflexdirect.com
 #12 
Old 2006-12-04, 02:11
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Point: Shut the fuck up.
 #13 
Old 2006-12-04, 02:14
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this thread is cool and i think all the women would love to see onemulatos penis
 #14 
Old 2006-12-04, 02:22
Bazzle Bazzle is offline
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quote:Originally posted by OneMulatto:

I have been in many fights. Lost only 2. One I wouldn't count because all the guy done (who was black) was get me down on the ground, hit me once in the face and then spitted in my face. I didn't really lose with him. I could have fucked him up but I was 15 at the time and on many drugs.

I can punch. Don't know how HARD I can punch, though. Have fought people twice my size and they said "whoa. didn't know you were that strong". Point. Don't take someones size to heart.

Yes. I don't have pecs. It pisses me off. How do I build my pecs? I just ordered a bowflex if that helps any. The cheap one. The $899 one off bowflexdirect.com

Well gee, now I think you are cool, AND full of moxie.
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Old 2006-12-04, 02:27
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quote:Originally posted by OneMulatto:

i think im ugly



No you don't. If you really though you were ugly you wouldn’t post shirtless pictures all over the Internet.

You're just seeking reaffirmation that you're attractive. You’re insecure. But not when it comes to negative body image. But that's obvious.

Wear collared shirts or something like that though. They'd make you neck less giraffe-like.

-F☺rd



[This message has been edited by Ford Prefect (edited 12-04-2006).]
 #16 
Old 2006-12-04, 02:28
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Why does he need to punch hard anyway? Not exactly a neccesary every day skill. Well unless you're a shithead that likes to pick fights to boost his ego
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Old 2006-12-04, 03:02
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Your arms are too big for your body. You don't look proportional.
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Old 2006-12-04, 03:32
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You look kinda weird.
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Old 2006-12-04, 03:32
phmeworp phmeworp is offline
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You are obviously really cute and 'hot' but apparantly you did not read the thread 'rules' that say that your thread will be locked if you ask us to rate your body, face, penis, or whatever...

steps left to allow jack to administer the "rule" of MoJo.
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Old 2006-12-04, 04:00
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you look like a lizard.
 #21 
Old 2006-12-04, 04:04
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serial killer mugshot?
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Old 2006-12-04, 04:12
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quote:Originally posted by OneMulatto:

I have been in many fights. Lost only 2. One I wouldn't count because all the guy done (who was black) was get me down on the ground, hit me once in the face and then spitted in my face. I didn't really lose with him. I could have fucked him up but I was 15 at the time and on many drugs.

I can punch. Don't know how HARD I can punch, though. Have fought people twice my size and they said "whoa. didn't know you were that strong". Point. Don't take someones size to heart.

Yes. I don't have pecs. It pisses me off. How do I build my pecs? I just ordered a bowflex if that helps any. The cheap one. The $899 one off bowflexdirect.com

Lol, come down to D-town my little niglet, and you going to lose more than a fucking fight. Your money, jewels, pride, and probably your fucking manhood you little popstar princess BITCH!

Shut the fuck up you wangsta ass mother fucker who flaunts fucking Monopoly money to a bunch of white suburban kids on totse.

Fucking nigga I KILL YOU!
 #23 
Old 2006-12-04, 04:25
Unseeen Unseeen is offline
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I have a pair of pants that look exactly like that.
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Old 2006-12-04, 04:56
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NGGGRRRR!!! MUST...FLEX....ARMS...WITHOUT...CONTORTING.....FAC E!!
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Old 2006-12-04, 05:06
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quote:Originally posted by fullcircle:

Toned but scrawny looking.

Giraffe neck.

Attention whore.



edit: I'm a guy btw. But you seriously need to work on your pectoral muscles. I'd bet a hundred bucks that you can't punch for shit.





i like your honesty, i really do. but for a mod youre a complete fuckmonkey.
 #26 
Old 2006-12-04, 05:09
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Plus saying that the development of pectoral muscles has any relation to a hard hitter is also a good indicator of dipshit.
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Old 2006-12-04, 05:20
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quote:Originally posted by CarbonB:

Plus saying that the development of pectoral muscles has any relation to a hard hitter is also a good indicator of dipshit.

OK, you are fat and soft.

Every muscle in your body contributes to boxing, and more specifically, to your punch.

This isn't a fitness thread, OneMullato isn't fit in a fighting sense, and hes totally fake and weak, but don't hijack this (hopefully) soon to be closed thread with your lies.

You are saying that the pectoral muscles DO NOT contribute to the momentum or speed or a punch? You are fucking dipshit, go back to the myth lifting forums and jerk off to Muscle Mag.

Your just as much of a poser as OneMullato, except more distasteful.
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Old 2006-12-04, 05:24
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wow. the OP has an inferiority complex of some sort and needs constant attention or praise to define himself. yes, he is skinny, too skinny, not toned at all, punching is madly irrelevant here, he looks like a crack whore, or an old man's tiny, shriveled dick. he posted for attention which he now has as a scrawny skeleton looking boy. seriously man, a: pull your pants up, it is obvious that there is nothing to hold them up, b. use the bowflex if you really bought it, and don't cheat yourself by half assing it, I exercise every day and you won't get any results if you don't actually do it, but be careful, you look very weak, like you might hurt yourself, also, results take time, don't give up after a week.
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Old 2006-12-04, 05:27
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quote:Originally posted by Khepri:



If you honestly thought you were ugly, you wouldn't be posting yourself on the internet. GG.

duhhhh
 #30 
Old 2006-12-04, 05:27
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Where the fuck did I say your chest isn't used to throw a punch?

Having BIGGER pecs has no CORRELATION TO A HARDER PUNCH!

Want to see a fucking example?

http://preview.tinyurl.com/rt8tm

http://tinyurl.com/yeqcx3

Now shut the fuck up bitch, I would knock you the fuck out. There is no way you can tell how hard someone hits just by look at their Physique.

Want to see another example? Of a developed physique of someone who hits like a bitch?

http://tinyurl.com/y65suz
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Old 2006-12-04, 05:29
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Why are you photoshopped in?
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Old 2006-12-04, 05:54
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quote:Originally posted by CarbonB:

Where the fuck did I say your chest isn't used to throw a punch?

Having BIGGER pecs has no CORRELATION TO A HARDER PUNCH!

Want to see a fucking example?

http://preview.tinyurl.com/rt8tm

http://tinyurl.com/yeqcx3

Now shut the fuck up bitch, I would knock you the fuck out. There is no way you can tell how hard someone hits just by look at their Physique.

Want to see another example? Of a developed physique of someone who hits like a bitch?

http://tinyurl.com/y65suz



All of those people throw down mean fucking punches.

Oh and you said it right here:

quote:Originally posted by CarbonB:

Plus saying that the development of pectoral muscles has any relation to a hard hitter is also a good indicator of dipshit.

Development doesn't mean they have to look pretty, it just means you have to work them, be they bloated big hunks of muscle or dense tawny ones. Either way, if you neglect your chest and pectoral muscles. You are creating an enormous weakness in speed and power for your match to exploit in the ring.

In the early days of boxing, people weren't necessarily cut like comic books. But they still had power and you can bet your barnacles they worked their goddamn chest to be be big.

Also, you posted a picture of Eric Esch. I've met him, he might look blubberous, but the man is a wall of muscle. His chest too.

Floyd Mayweather? Dense cheetah negro of a man, strong, but he's going to lose to Estrada come May.

Morales? Another light feller who truly has power behind his punches.

NO CORRELATION? Who generates more force with his punch, Pretty May or Butterbean?

I've got my money on Esch, he might have a decieving hunk of flab concealing the monster...but he still has solid fucking pecs.

Who has more muscle fibers, who creates more energy with them? Who focuses that energy? How dense are their fibers? How quick their organelles? How tough their spirit?

AND? Whats your point? That you don't have to have Ronnie Colman pecs to deck a bitch? What are you fucking Captain Obvious? What woul the point of posting that be? Noone said they had to be symetrical, pretty or enormous but you have to work the shit out of them right along with the rest of your body. Maybe you should choose your battles, your words and the shit you spew out of your ass. We aren't all built the same way, some of us luckier than others.

You would be the unlucky sort, being all blubberous and soft and whatnot.
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Old 2006-12-04, 06:06
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^Dude shut the fuck up. The reason Butterbean hits harder than Mayweather is because he for one uses his fucking weight.

Power does NOT come from your chest. I'm sorry, anyone that has ever trained in any type of combative sport can tell you this.

Let me break down my statement since you are a fucking idiot. "Plus saying that the development of pectoral muscles has any relation to a hard hitter is also a good indicator of dipshit."

Developing your pectoral muscles will not make you hit harder. If Morales put on 20 lbs of muscle it doesn't mean he is going to hit harder.

Good example is Floyd Mayweather. At 130 lbs he had knockout power, at 147 lbs. he has 1/3 of the power he had at 130 lbs.

Everything you are saying is complete bullshit. Having big pecs doesn't mean you hit hard. Fullcircle commented on him having a small chest and saying he doesn't hit hard.

If it was so fucking obvious your dumbass wouldn't be getting put down like a little bitch by me if it was. So just keep quiet, who has the fucking tougher spirit?

LOL! YEA tough spirit makes you hit hard, WOOOOOOO! Fucking retards. Someone put poison in this bitches girber baby food.
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Old 2006-12-04, 06:09
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You like a giraffe with down syndrome.

And you are scrawny.
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Old 2006-12-04, 06:21
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