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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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 #1 
Old 2006-12-03, 21:28
Kave Kave is offline
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My girlfriend's not pregnant! Yes! Yes! After two weeks of being late she finally started! Yes!

This is the best day of my life.
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Old 2006-12-03, 21:29
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Amen, brother. I hope you learned your lesson.
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Old 2006-12-03, 21:31
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Well, I used plenty of protection, just her being late scared the living shit out of me. She wasn't on the pill, so I didn't know if the condom broke and I wasn't paying attention or anything.

But yeah, I'm waiting for her to get the pill before I touch her again. Valuable lesson learned.
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Old 2006-12-03, 23:32
Ho ho ho Green Giant Ho ho ho Green Giant is offline
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IT'S A TRAP!
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Old 2006-12-04, 01:48
Khepri Khepri is offline
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Congrats!

Get your woman on the pill.
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Old 2006-12-04, 03:34
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Shot dude
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Old 2006-12-04, 03:36
fray97 fray97 is offline
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pill + condoms + pull out = no kids
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Old 2006-12-04, 03:58
Influx Influx is offline
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Congrats man =)
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Old 2006-12-04, 04:08
blinky04 blinky04 is offline
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quote:Originally posted by fray97:

pill + condoms + pull out = no fun
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Old 2006-12-04, 04:09
Opus Opus is offline
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Man, that same exact scenario happened to me about a month back, and it was truly hell. I think we were both in cardiac arrest on the phone while the test processed; fucking scariest moment of my life.

Of course, that was after our first time. Now we trust the condoms a little bit more, and aren't as stressed if she doesn't start right on time. But it served as a very important warning, as I have vowed not to have unprotected sex with anyone until I am ready for a brat of my own.

EDIT: Cause Opus is a retarded speller. :P

[This message has been edited by Opus (edited 12-04-2006).]
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Old 2006-12-04, 04:22
CarbonB CarbonB is offline
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Uh, you all realize it is okay to kill fetus'...

Abortion people, cures any teenage angst.
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Old 2006-12-04, 04:31
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quote:Originally posted by CarbonB:

Uh, you all realize it is okay to kill fetus'...

Abortion people, cures any teenage angst.

Nah, I'd rather have the kid. I'm not going to argue about whether I'm for or against abortion, it's your choice, but if I got someone pregnant I would simply have to take care of it.
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Old 2006-12-04, 05:33
RogueWarheart RogueWarheart is offline
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quote:Originally posted by CarbonB:

Uh, you all realize it is okay to kill fetus'...

Abortion people, cures any teenage angst.

Why couldn't you have been aborted?
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Old 2006-12-04, 05:39
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Lol abort your fucking savior? You'll get your judgement cunt. It's coming, and I'm gonna be there waiting to see that expression of fright creep across your face.
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Old 2006-12-04, 06:07
senorfrog senorfrog is offline
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Yeah, I had a girl that was a month late and starting to get sick in the morning. She wouldn't take the test because she was soooo scared that she was pregnant. Luckily she had her period like a week later (so she says, I think she had a misscarriage).
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Old 2006-12-04, 07:16
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Let's do that again!
 
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