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Old 2006-12-03, 19:57
Tripping_Hobo_Hunter Tripping_Hobo_Hunter is offline
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Well, after a long day of hanging out with my girlfriend, taking her to dinner and the mall, we got home and decided to fuck. I'm 15, she's 14, and we were at her house. Her parents fell asleep upstairs watching a movie, so we crept down to the basement. After a couple minutes of arguing about where to do it, we decided her air hockey table would be best. A few minutes into it, I hear a voice say: OH MY GOD! It was her mom. She looked at us, and then called her upstairs. After she got yelled at, her mom told me to go home. I didn't want to sit with her dad in a car the whole way home so I just called my rents. Her parents called me and her into the kitchen and her dad told me we need to draw lines, and that we shouldn't be doing it in her basement. Her mom told me she wasn't angry with us, just upset, and her dad didn't say a word for the rest of the night. When my parents pulled in, I got in their car, and acted like nothing happened. Did anything like this ever happen to you?
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Old 2006-12-03, 20:00
Lysol Lysol is offline
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did you turn it on and kind of glide all over the table while fucking?
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Old 2006-12-03, 20:01
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Yeah, I was doin a woman on the air hockey table and your mom said "OH MY GOD!" and told me to give it to her harder.
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Old 2006-12-03, 20:03
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Haha... Not really, I was in my ex's bedroom once when her mum walked in, we werent fucking or anything, just making out. Nevertheless, her mum wanted to "talk" to her for about 5 minutes, and gave her a condom.

Why I didnt fuck her then and there I will never know
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Old 2006-12-03, 23:38
Ho ho ho Green Giant Ho ho ho Green Giant is offline
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Erm well even though my last gf was actually my first, somehow no one came in my room when the door was shut. But that's because my parents are legends and they know my door is always open unless I want to be alone/watch tv in private/have sex.
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Old 2006-12-04, 01:07
Mindless Xyzzyean Mindless Xyzzyean is offline
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Hahah, I literally lol'd; because you got owned by your 14 year old girlfriends' mum. I still find it scary people are 'sexing' that god damn young, oh well. But seriously, you should thank that nothing more serious has come out of it: like over-reacting parents etc.

Maybe next time you should assure you try to atleast lock a door or something.
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Old 2006-12-04, 01:12
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Dude, seeing as you didn't get castrated right there, I'd say that was an fucking act of God!

If I had a daughter and I caught her fucking on my air hockey table, I'd go fucking ballistic and do some bad shit!

Especially if she were under 16!

As for your question, no...Nothing like that has happened to me.

Always waited for parents to leave before doing anything with a chick.
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Old 2006-12-04, 01:37
Khepri Khepri is offline
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Thank you for the idea.
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Old 2006-12-04, 01:50
kman101 kman101 is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Lysol:

did you turn it on and kind of glide all over the table while fucking?

mental image...instead of a puck, they hit the fucking couple?
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Old 2006-12-04, 02:03
Five to One Five to One is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Evil Furby Laugh:

Yeah, I was doin a woman on the air hockey table and your mom said "OH MY GOD!" and told me to give it to her harder.

I lol'ed.
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Old 2006-12-04, 02:40
woopsueypigs77 woopsueypigs77 is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Lysol:

did you turn it on and kind of glide all over the table while fucking?

I was expecting this to be part of the story
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Old 2006-12-04, 02:41
Lysol Lysol is offline
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quote:Originally posted by kman101:

mental image...instead of a puck, they hit the fucking couple?



haha yeah. exactly what i was imagining when i first read the thread
 
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