Except my employees don't charge money, and I don't make money.

quote:Originally posted by a random Totse user:

Trueborn, just what the fuck do you mean?

Last night, I was out in Tokyo hanging out in the Shibuya district with some friends. I met an amazing japanese girl by the name of Kanna. We went back to her place and I got to meet some of her friends.

They were jealous of her.

"I want an American boyfriend!" they said. "Can you find me a nice American guy?"

Unfortunately, as I explained, all the "nice" American guys on base have girlfriends or are married, and the rest aren't nice.

But I told them I'd see what I could do. I also told them that most of the people I know are back in the U.S. However, since my closest friends can't very easily come to Japan, I'm moving to Totse.

I'll have pictures soon. In the mean time, if you're interested in meeting a japanese girl who MAY even be willing to fly to the states to see you, let me know:

1) What state you live in

2) How old you are

Odd? Perhaps.

Fun? Fuck yes.

quote:Originally posted by Trueborn Vorpal:

Odd? Perhaps.

Fun? Fuck yes.



I do believe that's warranting an "lol." Are they really that into american guys, that they'd fly to the US to meet total strangers- let alone members of totse? Hehe.

Interesting concept, Trueborn. Good luck in finding them American guys? haha..

quote:Originally posted by zebra head:



I do believe that's warranting an "lol." Are they really that into american guys, that they'd fly to the US to meet total strangers- let alone members of totse? Hehe.

Interesting concept, Trueborn. Good luck in finding them American guys? haha..

I work four hours per day. There's only so much "computer" I can take. This will keep me busy, as well as thoroughly entertained.

And yes. They are THAT into American guys. And American guys are generally into them because they won't get treated like dogs. I could make bank doing this.

But before I start charging, I'm gonna wait to see how well it works.

"into americans"..of course they are NOT at all interested in or turned on by the thought of a green card...oh no, no way.

*washes own mouth out for even suggesting such a vile defamation *

quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

"into americans"..of course they are NOT at all interested in or turned on by the thought of a green card...oh no, no way.

*washes own mouth out for even suggesting such a vile defamation *

A lot of them are.

Those girls live in Roppongi.

It's actually because japanese men are supposedly pigs, and very oppressive.

quote:Originally posted by Trueborn Vorpal:



It's actually because japanese men are supposedly pigs, and very oppressive.



Ahhh right...

And we all know that american men never lounge around on the couch all day in their dirty boxers eating chips, with their mutilated dicks hanging out.

Nor do they sit on the porch drinking raid , picking their noses, fondling their shotguns and inbred daughters...

:P

[This message has been edited by jackketch (edited 12-03-2006).]

quote:Originally posted by jackketch:



Ahhh right...

And we all know that american men never lounge around on the couch all day in their dirty boxers eating chips, with their mutilated dicks hanging out.

Nor do they sit on the porch drinking raid , picking their noses, fondling their shotguns and inbred daughters...

:P



American men typically won't just GRAB a woman in public and not let go.

quote:Originally posted by jackketch:



Ahhh right...

And we all know that american men never lounge around on the couch all day in their dirty boxers eating chips, with their mutilated dicks hanging out.

Nor do they sit on the porch drinking raid , picking their noses, fondling their shotguns and inbred daughters...

:P



HEY, I take offense to that!

My boxers AREN'T DIRTY!!



~~~

quote:Originally posted by Trueborn Vorpal:

American men typically won't just GRAB a woman in public and not let go.



Depends on if I think she'll scream if I do let her go.



[This message has been edited by Gus (edited 12-03-2006).]

quote:Originally posted by Trueborn Vorpal:

American men typically won't just GRAB a woman in public and not let go.



Daarn right there boy! If Ah agrab a wimen in pub-ah-lick then Ah allus end up a droppin' Ma jam jar of 'kady 'SHine y'hear?

*farts*

-posted by John-Billy Joe-Jim-Bob.

ALSO, "modern" Japanese men dress like women.

Er uh... emo.

Japanese girls don't like that. At all.

I bet I'd get all the chicks with my dorky leather jacket... Hah!

Or you could say, hey i got a friend in misawa who doesnt not drink way too much and likes asian women. hahahaha

quote:Originally posted by Rusty Shackelford:

Or you could say, hey i got a friend in misawa who doesnt not drink way too much and likes asian women. hahahaha

Yeah, I already told 'em about you.

No worries.

quote:Originally posted by Trueborn Vorpal:

ALSO, "modern" Japanese men dress like women.

Er uh... emo.

Japanese girls don't like that. At all.

Its true, and kinda funny in a gay stomping way or something.

You know, this thread is truly useless without pics. Anyways, ask the japanese gilrs if they're into latinos.

You got any 11-14 y/o Japanese girls?

quote:Originally posted by m0ckturtle:

You got any 11-14 y/o Japanese girls?

why would you do that?

A white guy getting an asian girlfriend is nothing to brag about.

quote:Originally posted by m0ckturtle:

You got any 7-10 y/o Japanese girls?

Are you gonna get into the "Panty" trade or just people?

I smell profit. Dammit, why don't I have the money to fly to Japan and start exporting Japanese women.

Edit: Are there any schoolgirls available?

[This message has been edited by Twisted_Ferret (edited 12-03-2006).]

I'd be down. Though I'm 19, in college, live with my parents, shit like that. Apart from that I'm a good guy, funny, good looking, all that kinda stuff.

What would they say to an Irish guy living in England?

Are they like this girl? http://www.seelai.com/photos/asian_women_2005/makokishita_front.jpg

[This message has been edited by moonmeister (edited 12-03-2006).]

quote:Originally posted by ZeroMalarki:

What would they say to an Irish guy living in England?



Except you don't! (Durham I think?)

England ceases after Watford Gap. Between there and Scotland there is just a barren wasteland full of strange speaking-whippet buggering-brown ale swilling geordies!

quote:Originally posted by m0ckturtle:

You got any 11-14 y/o Japanese girls?

No.

ALL of these girls are high school graduates.

They aren't going to just jump on a plane and come find you, though. They DO want to at least talk to you or see your myspace or something of the sort.

This further proves my point that asian women are idiots.

Why the fuck would they want an american, of all things.

lawl

Beats some abusive Asian man, or worse, some unmotivated Aussie/Kiwi...

quote:Originally posted by kAtE-:

This further proves my point that asian women are idiots.

Why the fuck would they want an american, of all things.

lawl

Maybe because Asian women still know what the fuck it means to take care of their man. Not bitch about petty bullshit that doesn't help ANYTHING.

I fucking hate white women, fuck. Fucking unappreciative bitches. I'm moving to fucking Japan god damnit.

CarbonB, come on IRC. #outdoors is always open for love...

And Kate, you aren't unmotivated... but you aren't a man, either. Ain't doing them Japanese any good!

I don't go to IRC, lol. I checked it out once and one of the oPS started trying to have sex with me when I said that I was a 13 year old girl.

So I know what goes on there already :P

quote:Originally posted by CarbonB:

Maybe because Asian women still know what the fuck it means to take care of their man. Not bitch about petty bullshit that doesn't help ANYTHING.

I fucking hate white women, fuck. Fucking unappreciative bitches. I'm moving to fucking Japan god damnit.

The lawl at the end was kinda a joke? ya know? I actually have a number of american male friends.. hell you can even ask my ex american boyfriend..

It was almost a personal joke, about the asians - I openly admit that I'm racist when it comes to asian people - and a lot of the people I talk to on totse know this..

Are you saying you don't love the little yellow bastards?

quote:Originally posted by CarbonB:

I don't go to IRC, lol. I checked it out once and one of the oPS started trying to have sex with me when I said that I was a 13 year old girl.

So I know what goes on there already :P



I'm an op in there, I kick 13 year old girls generally.

Not rape them.

quote:Originally posted by CarbonB:

Are you saying you don't love the little yellow bastards?

I could give you my life history about me, and our little yellow friends.

I've had extensive contact with asian people for quite some time. Im not rude to their faces, I just dislike them, they irritate me I guess?

Your life history doesn't interest me, you raping 13 year old girls doesn't interest me either.

Anything interesting to offer me? To replace your life story and your hate for asians......?

quote:Originally posted by CarbonB:

I don't go to IRC, lol. I checked it out once and one of the oPS started trying to have sex with me when I said that I was a 13 year old girl.

So I know what goes on there already :P

Hey now, that's #totse .

I only stay in there for the rapin's. ;D

The people that were in there, just....you know. Kept bugging me about who I was, and then got all fucking Maury TV show on me when I wouldn't tell them.

Offering me sexual favors...if I can remember who it was I will out them!

quote:Originally posted by CarbonB:

The people that were in there, just....you know. Kept bugging me about who I was, and then got all fucking Maury TV show on me when I wouldn't tell them.

Offering me sexual favors...if I can remember who it was I will out them!

Type "/join #outdoors" and you'll be lost in the wilderness of the totse underbush.

We keep the topics light and friendly, and don't take kindly to strangers. ;D

I'll be sure to disguise myself as a person who is allowed to act like an ass and not be held accountable.

How does a 17 year old bombshell sound?

Hell, you could always pretend to be Quantum... He pretends to be you, anyways.

Although I could go for a 17 year old bombshell right now!

Lol who the fuck is Quantum? You mean like the TV show Quantum Leap where he takes over other people's lives and has to correct their mistakes?

Anyways IRC is just......a place that I would probably get out of control on, lol.

quote:Originally posted by CarbonB:

Lol who the fuck is Quantum? You mean like the TV show Quantum Leap where he takes over other people's lives and has to correct their mistakes?

Anyways IRC is just......a place that I would probably get out of control on, lol.

No, some fellow online that has an alt-name of Carbon, and his hostmask starts with carbon, so everyone asks if he's you.

And going out of control sounds like fun! Hell, it's why I use it.

quote:Originally posted by CarbonB:

You mean like the TV show Quantum Leap where he takes over other people's lives and has to correct their mistakes?

That sounds neat. Is it any good?

Quantum Leap is the fucking shit. If you haven't seen some episodes you need to, great show from back in the day.

I don't know, going to IRC would seem like I would be expected to perform or something. Like an entertainment show. Back in the day when I was big into computer security IRC was where I always was.

Just not for me anymore :P

quote:Originally posted by CarbonB:

Quantum Leap is the fucking shit. If you haven't seen some episodes you need to, great show from back in the day.

I don't know, going to IRC would seem like I would be expected to perform or something. Like an entertainment show. Back in the day when I was big into computer security IRC was where I always was.

Just not for me anymore :P

That's the beauty of it, man: you aren't coming to be an act; you're coming to chat.

But I guess you aren't coming anyways, so that's moot, eh?

Yes I won't be making an appearance in IRC anytime in the near future.

Ah well, your loss.

quote:Originally posted by CarbonB:

Your life history doesn't interest me, you raping 13 year old girls doesn't interest me either.

Anything interesting to offer me? To replace your life story and your hate for asians......?

I dunno, you'd have to come on irc and talk to me there about my amazing life (ha!). There are just some things that totse.com shouldn't know

Well then, how can I turn down such a tempting offer?

Nothing to cleanse my palette in preparation for the main course?

You disapoint me true, I figure you would jump right on that. Pimp indeed...

quote:Originally posted by CarbonB:

Well then, how can I turn down such a tempting offer?

Nothing to cleanse my palette in preparation for the main course?

You're not lining me up as bait to attack me in IRC are you?

Anyway, I must be super interesting because I'm not american.



lawl.

Damn, that's fucked up. Cheap shotting us poor ignorant and obese Americans.

I wouldn't ever try and pry personal information from you just to attack you on IRC :P Not sure if my heart runs that cold.

Yeah Kate, you're so interesting that I try and blow you up with wallets and purses.

Yeah...

quote:Originally posted by CarbonB:

Damn, that's fucked up. Cheap shotting us poor ignorant and obese Americans.

I wouldn't ever try and pry personal information from you just to attack you on IRC :P Not sure if my heart runs that cold.

I'm sure there is a soft gooey center underneath the rough hard shell



And gus, I show my love back by stabbing you

Maybe everyone is just locked up, and looking for someone with the personality, or the key to set them free.

Not trying to rhythme, but it tends to happen since I am listening to music while I post :P

How much am I really missing on IRC? Interests intrigued, not sure what I should do :P

quote:Originally posted by CarbonB:

How much am I really missing on IRC? Interests intrigued, not sure what I should do :P

Well right now we're just talking about raping Kate... So... Not that much.

quote:Originally posted by Das Troll:

You disapoint me true, I figure you would jump right on that. Pimp indeed...

Hey, who beat who in the phone numbers competition? HUH?!

Anyway, it's Japan. Easy pickins for us western hemisphere folks.

Thanks for keeping the thread ON TRACK.

quote:Originally posted by CarbonB:

Maybe everyone is just locked up, and looking for someone with the personality, or the key to set them free.

Not trying to rhythme, but it tends to happen since I am listening to music while I post :P

How much am I really missing on IRC? Interests intrigued, not sure what I should do :P

Possibly, and yeah sometimes its good to not be open - it can hurt people that way.

Currently you're missing out on 'womb diving', but that's only in #totse. I sit in about 7 other channels too.

I would give you my msn again, but I fear rejection!

quote:Originally posted by Trueborn Vorpal:

Hey, who beat who in the phone numbers competition? HUH?!

Anyway, it's Japan. Easy pickins for us western hemisphere folks.

Thanks for keeping the thread ON TRACK.

I have plenty of numbers, for example, I have your moms number.



ZING! just kidding TB. Dont get all crazy on me.

quote:Originally posted by Das Troll:

I have plenty of numbers, for example, I have your moms number.



ZING! just kidding TB. Dont get all crazy on me.

I have my mom's number, too.

OH SNAP!

Are We privileged to be witnessing the start, the first tentative steps of the next great totse romance?!

Will k4tE be able to sooth the savage beast, can she tame S&A's rottweiler?

Will Truborn finally produce the goods?

Tune in next week viewers.

And now a word from our sponsors.

quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

Are We privileged to be witnessing the start, the first tentative steps of the next great totse romance?!

Will k4tE be able to sooth the savage beast, can she tame S&A's rottweiler?

Will Truborn finally produce the goods?

Tune in next week viewers.

And now a word from our sponsors.



I'm not saying a word

^ That's her way of saying she's cybering with him right now. ^

Damn....this is turning into an episode of Oprah, good thing we are in S&A eh?

quote:Originally posted by CarbonB:

Damn....this is turning into an episode of Oprah, good thing we are in S&A eh?

Sure thing 007

quote:Originally posted by kAtE-:

Sure thing 007

Lol, that was just too cute.

I have just finished getting crippled son off to college, and saying good morning to oc6. Am on my way back to bed for a hour.

When I wake up I expect all this lovey-doveyness to have ceased and the program to have returned to hardcore sex,strange penile lumps and 'oMG she's caught a dose of pregnancy!!!11'

quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

I have just finished getting crippled son off to college, and saying good morning to oc6. Am on my way back to bed for a hour.

When I wake up I expect all this lovey-doveyness to have ceased and the program to have returned to hardcore sex,strange penile lumps and 'oMG she's caught a dose of pregnancy!!!11'



zOMG Carb onB atklked 2 mE on da InteWEB n I mite hAv caUhht PRGGORS!

ah, how I love japan.

You don't have to worry Gus, nothing inappropriate was going on

quote:Originally posted by CarbonB:

You don't have to worry Gus, nothing inappropriate was going on

But I wantttted a neeew daaadddy.

quote:Originally posted by jackketch:



Except you don't! (Durham I think?)

England ceases after Watford Gap. Between there and Scotland there is just a barren wasteland full of strange speaking-whippet buggering-brown ale swilling geordies!

Lancaster. Thanks for the effort of trying to remember me though, I'm making headway in the whos who on totse game

quote:Originally posted by kAtE-:

This further proves my point that asian women are idiots.

Why the fuck would they want an american, of all things.

lawl

So... What do Kiwi girls think of Scottish guys then?

This thread has been ruined by fat people.

quote:Originally posted by Dead1Head:

This thread has been ruined by fat people.

FAT PEOPLE EAT/CRUSH YOU NOW! RAWR!

Trueborn, I still would love some love-love from your new girl's friend, though... She had a nice rack, and looked like she'd be a good girl.

quote:Originally posted by jb_mcbean:

So... What do Kiwi girls think of Scottish guys then?

I actually have a major fetish type thing fot irish guys hehe.

I haven't really encounted many scots.. I really should consider them since that's where one side of my family comes from.

quote:Originally posted by kAtE-:

I actually have a major fetish type thing fot irish guys hehe.

I haven't really encounted many scots.. I really should consider them since that's where one side of my family comes from.

Irish guys? I could be Irish if you want, babe. Lol, do you like people from Belfast, cause i'm not so hot on being Northern Irish.

That doesn't really make you a pimp...

A bunch of Japenese girls want american guys... and you seemed available.

Too bad everything from japan reeks of suck.

quote:Originally posted by Chinese Food52:

That doesn't really make you a pimp...

A bunch of Japenese girls want american guys... and you seemed available.

Google

define:pimp

I was under the impression you knew what one was.

EDIT: fucking smileys

[This message has been edited by Trueborn Vorpal (edited 12-06-2006).]

Haha okay okay... I was thinking more along the lines of ladies man, but I guess you're right.