Well heres the story.

I recently moved to florida. i thought it

was finaly a good chance to "start over"

again. So last monday i was enrolled in the

high school and met this fine piece of ass.

A lot of the girls were paying attention

to me, but i blew most of them off because

i had my eyes on this pne chick. As i

walked home as some of the girls that were

comming on to me pulled over and asked for rides but i said "no thanks, i wanna know my city" but i knew that if i got in more stuff will spring up from there.

So after an hour of walking i got home. So before i go to bed i tell my self "tomorrow im gonna talk to her" I lied it wasnt until thursday that i talked to her.

It was all great so we decided to go my house after school and study/smoke.

I locked my room she was gettin her bong ready when they knocked on my door. it was my lil brother who was looking for a ruler i gve it to him and he went to finish his homework. as we were getting ready to smoke i noticed some one peeping thru my window it was my MOM. she saw about to smoke. so she went insied the and i let her in my room. my mom got so scared she said you're moving with your aunte and uncle in Bel-Air"

I whistled for a cab and when it came near thelicensplate said "Fresh" and had a dice in the mirror if anything I could say that this cab was rare but I thought now forget it, yo home to Bel-Air I pulled up to a house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabby "Yo, home smell you later"

looked at my kingdom I was finally there

to settle my throne as the prince of Bel-Air

This isn't SG, you faggot.

phail

SG or not i ve decided to post here

I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast.



Getthafuckoutttaheeere!

lol... thanks man, that was good for a chuckle.

Just curious, is this just a Totse thing, or has it spread?

*reads...

hey!

hey wtf!

no!

no!!!

not here!

Wasn't even a funny bel air.

Prometheus, its a 4chan thing, totse stole it.

go die...

look guys im sorry about this. i come here often it always seems "dead" so i thought i could make a bit more active

quote:Originally posted by Chinese Food52:

I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast.



Getthafuckoutttaheeere!



you eat pieces of shit for breakfast



and that was so obvious

though its proly cuz i spend all my time in SG so i can spot them

haha i thought it was funny, i was waiting for some dramatic ending then was like.. heyy... wtf? that's will smith!

quote:Originally posted by slaytanicwhermacht_89:



you eat pieces of shit for breakfast



and that was so obvious

though its proly cuz i spend all my time in SG so i can spot them

You bastard, I was going to say that.

You should already recognize him as a troll/spammer.

SG owns you rapists.

that was a poor story and a poor bel-air

It's the look of love.

Something about it made me scroll to the end first..