heres mine http://img124.imageshack.us/img124/9135/medickdm7.jpg

1) You have an extremely mutilated dick.

2) I dont believe thats your dick. Retake the picture with a sign with your screen name.

I was going to post mine, but yours made me feel surprisingly inadequate.

im uncut

this thread makes me sad

Excellent.

does having it uncut make it bigger or something?

yeah it makes it look longer its really not that big

I'll post mine later today!

btw... love the trim design!

http://tinyurl.com/yfq2jp

quote:Originally posted by SilentMind:

I was going to post mine, but yours made me feel surprisingly inadequate.

dudes your all fucked up! Shoot yourself in your retarded twisted fubar'd brains and i clicked on the link to post this not to see dicks.KILL YOURSELF YOU WORHTLESS SHIT FUCKING PIECE OF FUCKING CUM DRIP FUCKHEADS YOU BASTARDS YOU LITTLE PUNK ASS BITCHES WHO DO NOT KNOW THEY DADS AND YOUR MOM SELLS HER SELF FOR PEANUTS ON THE CORNERS ON NEW FUCKING YORK CUM DUMPSTERS BLOW YOUR FUCKING BRAINS ON THE WALL YOU LITTLE FUCK P-o-p-c-o-r-n

quote:Originally posted by th3boy:

does having it uncut make it bigger or something?

No, it just makes it hideous.

A man's promise fulfilled: http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a62/themoodybastard/dick.jpg

quote:Originally posted by The_Moody_Bastard:

A man's promise fulfilled:

Which is more than your girlfriend is...:P

Both my girlfriend and my boyfriend salute you my dear.

I don't see you posting yours!

quote:Originally posted by The_Moody_Bastard:

Both my girlfriend and my boyfriend salute you my dear.

I don't see you posting yours!



Unfortunately my camera won't go to 'micro' settings.

all i can say is...im underaged.

You guys happen to be hella gay for posting fucking pictures of ur dicks.

*posts goatse (http://www.goatse.cz/)*

Oh gods.

Not another one.

actually, back in the day Onemulatto made a very successful "post your wang" thread.

moody bastard, how old are you

Yep I remember the post your wang thread... This one falls far short of the distance that one went. Hence I shall not be showing off my wilkins to you lot.

im curious about the onemulatto post does anyone have any pictures saved?

...Wow.

Why..?

OP, are you gay?

quote:Originally posted by Donza:

OP, are you gay?

I think he is. :3

quote:Originally posted by ticks_and_leeches:

dudes your all fucked up! Shoot yourself in your retarded twisted fubar'd brains and i clicked on the link to post this not to see dicks.KILL YOURSELF YOU WORHTLESS SHIT FUCKING PIECE OF FUCKING CUM DRIP FUCKHEADS YOU BASTARDS YOU LITTLE PUNK ASS BITCHES WHO DO NOT KNOW THEY DADS AND YOUR MOM SELLS HER SELF FOR PEANUTS ON THE CORNERS ON NEW FUCKING YORK CUM DUMPSTERS BLOW YOUR FUCKING BRAINS ON THE WALL YOU LITTLE FUCK P-o-p-c-o-r-n

can you say run-on sentence?

you guys are gay, if I wanna see a dick, and I don't, I am straight, I'll pull mine out and look.

quote:Originally posted by Skane:

I wanna see a dick

looking at a digital image of a penis doesnt make you gay silly we're just comparing

quote:Originally posted by zxcvzxcvzxcv:

looking at a digital image of a penis doesnt make you gay silly we're just comparing

that homophobic retard who's dissing u probably got assraped by a clown when he was six. as far as the law is concerned, i think its legal to make nekkid pictures of people under 18 if they are not in sexual poses.



[This message has been edited by xturnal (edited 12-04-2006).]

quote:Originally posted by lauren7249:

actually, back in the day Onemulatto made a very successful "post your wang" thread.

Aye, he did. I'm trying to remember who the guy was who had the really giant penis; I thought it was Moody_Bastard for some reason, but it wasn't. Not that his is teeny-tiny or anything, just not of the gargantuan proportions I remembered.

EDIT: I'd post mine, but as with last time, too many people I know browse Totse

[This message has been edited by Mr.Happy (edited 12-04-2006).]

quote:Originally posted by xturnal:

that homophobic retard who's dissing u probably got assraped by a clown when he was six. as far as the law is concerned, i think its legal to make nekkid pictures of people under 18 if they are not in sexual poses.



Laws vary. I would rather anyone who does post a pic would NOT mention their age.



Just to keep this all nice 'n legal everywhere.

quote:Originally posted by All Shall Perish:

moody bastard, how old are you

I'm 18. what about you? You gonna post?

Yeah.. There was a great post your wang thread by onemulatto...

You guys are so fuckin insecure! Be men and just post it!

quote:Originally posted by Mr.Happy:

Aye, he did. I'm trying to remember who the guy was who had the really giant penis; I thought it was Moody_Bastard for some reason, but it wasn't. Not that his is teeny-tiny or anything, just not of the gargantuan proportions I remembered.

EDIT: I'd post mine, but as with last time, too many people I know browse Totse



Lol! I'm amost 8 inches long!

I have better pics...I'm talking in pornographic detail... but I thought they'd be too shocking for the pale imitation of totse this site has become. If this thread takes off I'll post them.

jack i must say i am shocked you are keeping this open. im sure if it was a post your tits and/or vag thread it would be locked in seconds. curious what the other men are holdin?

http://img73.imageshack.us/img73/6268/polvo1ag0.jpg

God, I love these threads...

And what the fuck fullcircle, you got me all excited.

Tease.

quote:Originally posted by oral fixation:

jack i must say i am shocked you are keeping this open. im sure if it was a post your tits and/or vag thread it would be locked in seconds. curious what the other men are holdin?

I tend to close the 'show us yer titties' threads asap ie if its a totse teen male asking. If you as a female want to kick off a 'my vag pics' thread then you are welcome :P

quote:Originally posted by fullcircle:

htt p://img73. imageshack .us/img73/6268/polvo1ag0.jpg (http: //img73.im ageshack.u s/img73/62 68/polvo1a g0.jpg)

Rofl.

quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

I tend to close the 'show us yer titties' threads asap ie if its a totse teen male asking. If you as a female want to kick off a 'my vag pics' thread then you are welcome :P



Psst! Will one of the females get to it already?

Stamped with:

"Return To Sender"?

bump!

quote:Originally posted by fullcircle:

htt p://img73. imageshack .us/img73/6268/polvo1ag0.jpg (http: //img73.im ageshack.u s/img73/62 68/polvo1a g0.jpg)

Don't you dare try to pass my picture off as yourself.

What a forum of pussies!

I'd post mine, but I've got a bush like fuckin' Tarzan.

*embarrassed*

[This message has been edited by Elephantitis Man (edited 12-08-2006).]

A legal photo on an adult content hosting server... http://www.hidebehind.com/A7690121 Sorry, that's not all of my dick. I'm not impressive or anything; just 7"

I'd post mine but I can't find an envelope big enough!!!!!!!! Who's with me?!?!?!

quote:Originally posted by y4m4:

A legal photo on an adult content hosting server... http://www.hidebehind.com/A7690121 Sorry, that's not all of my dick. I'm not impressive or anything; just 7"

shes fucking weird.

mohawk??

uh...

No camera.

if anyone would honestly like to see mine I will post. But i require +5 e-spect

quote:Originally posted by fray97:

if anyone would honestly like to see mine I will post. But i require +5 e-spect

deal

quote:Originally posted by zxcvzxcvzxcv:

heres mine h ttp://img1 24.imagesh ack.us/img124/9135/medickdm7.jpg (http: //img124.i mageshack. us/img124/ 9135/medic kdm7.jpg)

What the fuck? You shave your pubes like some little girl?

quote:Originally posted by hungarianflower:

What the fuck? You shave your pubes like some little girl?

Most girls I know like it shaved.

quote:Originally posted by Modzilla:

Most girls I know like it shaved.

Most girls I know say the same thing. It's a fact.

quote:Originally posted by SilentMind:

I was going to post mine, but yours made me feel surprisingly inadequate.

I will when I can.

Since no one else has done this (unless I missed it):

http://tinyurl.com/yl7dfv

quote:Originally posted by XHippie HunterX:



Psst! Will one of the females get to it already?



i posted one

quote:Originally posted by y4m4:

A legal photo on an adult content hosting server... http://www.hidebehind.com/A7690121 Sorry, that's not all of my dick. I'm not impressive or anything; just 7"

HOT!

Not to mention you can tell he's pulling it outward hella hard...

quote:Originally posted by The_Moody_Bastard:

Lol! I'm amost 8 inches long!

As I said, not of gargantuan proportions

(I'm not insulting your penis, by the way. It's very nice)

I swear I remember one that looked at least 10-11". Or maybe it was just a flattering shot of you.

I'd post mine but last time i took a pic my mum almost saw it... I'll do it in the morning!

Eh, since no one else is participating I might as well..

http://img185.imageshack.us/img185/3344/1161518618005uz6.jpg

http://tinyurl.com/fz2oc



the same pic that was in the old thread, i can't find my cam for an updated one.

quote:Originally posted by Zinedine Zidane:

Eh, since no one else is participating I might as well..

http ://img185. imageshack.us/img185/3344/1161518618005uz6.jpg (http: //img185.i mageshack. us/img185/ 3344/11615 18618005uz 6.jpg)

you see, the problem with a dick that big is that you will never be able to have sex...with a human

i would post mine but im under age...although it really doesn't matter in my opinion, as long as im not intending it to be porn, because some chick somewhere has probably "fapped" (female version) to my face in the past.

quote:Originally posted by Sentinel:

*posts goatse (http://www.goatse.cz/)*

..and i still slicked..just to see his wang

quote:Originally posted by Pseud0nym:

i would post mine but im under age...although it really doesn't matter in my opinion, as long as im not intending it to be porn, because some chick somewhere has probably "fapped" (female version) to my face in the past.

The female verb form of fapped is schlicked.

Sure, why not? About 3" is hidden beneath my hand http://preview.tinyurl.com/v57m3

That's a Venom shirt btw \m/

[This message has been edited by Crippled Lucifer (edited 12-23-2006).]

some1 make a post your pussy thread?

Fine, I'll bite, but only 'cause I couldn't find onemulatto's thread.

Enjoy.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/ykfuoa

^the mid section looks uncomfortably thick.

quote:Originally posted by Metalcavy87:

Fine, I'll bite, but only 'cause I couldn't find onemulatto's thread.

Enjoy.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/ykfuoa

im 100% positive you went to a gay porn site for that pic. nice try though

i am living proof that all asians don't have small penises. I am also living proof that asians are shy, thus, not taking pictures of their meat.

thank you, bye.

From now on take pics with "totse" or whatever in the photo.. or it's hard to believe! :P

quote:Originally posted by Flock:

From now on take pics with "totse" or whatever in the photo.. or it's hard to believe! :P

Okay, so it's not just me? These aren't looking to be average size? Either that, or it's short people in the pictures...

Well I was curious (read: had nothing better to do) so I was browsing and.. http://tinyurl.com/fz2oc the rest in the photobucket show him with muscular build and bronzed body, it doesn't match up to the juicy cock-shot, what with the hand and arm being pale and thin.

[This message has been edited by Flock (edited 12-25-2006).]

Lawlz I r shmall.

http://i12.tinypic.com/34p0v4m.jpg http://i11.tinypic.com/4g6353m.jpg

quote:Originally posted by Flock:

Well I was curious (read: had nothing better to do) so I was browsing and.. http://tinyurl.com/fz2oc the rest in the photobucket show him with muscular build and bronzed body, it doesn't match up to the juicy cock-shot, what with the hand and arm being pale and thin.



after reading this i decided to look at other pictures as well...

i think it is him. just look at the hands...idk...but i'd bet on it.

this picture doesn't do me justice, maybe if i feel like it, i'll update it.

http://tinyurl.com/ydqc4c

I don't know if it's because my huge hands make it seem smaller in comparison, or that everyone on Totse has a huge dick, but the majority of posters here seem to have much larger penes than I do. It's not very comforting.

Edit: Hmm. I think it might actually be a trick of the camera, because I just snapped a pic of mine and it looks much bigger than it seems to in real life.

[This message has been edited by Twisted_Ferret (edited 12-26-2006).]

Mine always looks smaller in pictures than it does IRL. Or maybe I just suck at taking pictures of my dick.

You decide. (http://tinyurl.com/b6gmu)

[This message has been edited by Rizzo in a box (edited 12-26-2006).]

quote:Originally posted by immersionwarning:

Originally posted by Metalcavy87:

Fine, I'll bite, but only 'cause I couldn't find onemulatto's thread.

Enjoy.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/ykfuoa

im 100% positive you went to a gay porn site for that pic. nice try though



If he didn't he's really fucking hot

Are any girls looking at this or is it all dudes? I'll post mine if any girls come on here and respond. Ill even write the girls SN on my dongage

quote:Originally posted by JTen:

Are any girls looking at this or is it all dudes? I'll post mine if any girls come on here and respond. Ill even write the girls SN on my dongage

I am a girl.



Now write.

I approve of this thread.

That's all, continue on now.

http://img182.imageshack.us/img182/1544/s2010023vb1.jpg