God damn it's gross. Makes me want to puke in their faces everytime I hear a fucking bitch burping.

Get some fucking manners you goddamn prostitutes.

Hah!

I actually think it's rather cute... Means she's comfortable enough around you to not need to keep up her "manners".

Although if it's just some random girl burping, it'd take it the same way I take anyone burping... Laugh and burp back I guess... Heh.

Seriously, it's just gas.

What about when a chick burps right after swallowing your load?

Eh...eh?

I love a good belch, and have perfected it over time.

It was always one of my "rules of thumb".

You never really know someone until you pass gas around them.

Hey, I couldn't care less because if she just swallowed my load, I just came, and most likely that'd be my second or third time because I usually try and make sure the first one stay vaginal, or it was a quickly blow job for my sake so I'm in the afterglow of it...

She could start skinning my ass and sucking my nipples through her nose and I don't think I'd notice.

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quote:Originally posted by oc6:

I love a good belch, and have perfected it over time.

It was always one of my "rules of thumb".

You never really know someone until you pass gas around them.



Damn you for being born so much sooner than I!! *pouts and listens to sad music*

[This message has been edited by Gus (edited 12-02-2006).]

I agree with the OP strongly.

you know, guys burping doesn't make me swoon either.

quote:Originally posted by Elephantitis Man:

What about when a chick burps right after swallowing your load?

Eh...eh?

I read

quote:Originally posted by Elephantitis Man:

What about when a chick burps right after snowballing your load?

Eh...eh?

the first time, so I was like "Uhh...well it probably shouldnt bother you in that case..."

quote:Originally posted by NoSkills:

you know, guys burping doesn't make me swoon either.

What about guy's farting? Does that catch your heartstrings and make you wanna rip a GOOD ONE out?

quote:Originally posted by Gus:

I actually think it's rather cute... Means she's comfortable enough around you to not need to keep up her "manners".

Took the words right out of my mouth.

quote:Originally posted by Gus:

I actually think it's rather cute... Means she's comfortable enough around you to not need to keep up her "manners".

The idea is nice here, but it only works depending on whether the girl is cute. Someone who's ugly AND a slob is disgusting.

quote:Originally posted by oc6:

I love a good belch, and have perfected it over time.

It was always one of my "rules of thumb".

You never really know someone until you pass gas around them.



I hope I never get to know my girlfriend ever, and she feels the same way.

A little burp can be cute, only if it doesn't smell. Lol.

There's burping, and there's burping.

quote:Originally posted by Gus:

Hah!

I actually think it's rather cute... Means she's comfortable enough around you to not need to keep up her "manners".

Although if it's just some random girl burping, it'd take it the same way I take anyone burping... Laugh and burp back I guess... Heh.

Seriously, it's just gas.

QFT

*BRAAAAPPPPP!*

I have no problem if it just has to be done, why would I? But I hate it when girls think it's funny and do it deliberately (aside from the times it actually would be funny). Same with when guys do it for no real reason and then lol.

quote:Originally posted by Mr.Happy:

I have no problem if it just has to be done, why would I? But I hate it when girls think it's funny and do it deliberately (aside from the times it actually would be funny). Same with when guys do it for no real reason and then lol.

same here.

quote:Originally posted by OP:

Get some fucking manners you goddamn prostitutes.

To thread starter - Stop being such an uptight fuck up... I bet you burp, I mean yeah have manners and no one should burp at a formal occassion. But if it's quiet out and it's not a stupidly loud and over the top burp what's the harm.

The smallest things really do get to some people.

I could not care less about it. I've known girls that will let fly with a raucous burp and others that will run to the bathroom of they feel one in the pipes.

There is nothing in the world wrong about burping. Bodily functions are a part of life, I really think that people should get used to the fact that they exist.

That's why a guy needs a Harem?

If one girl is feeling in a gross-out mood? Send her back & get one feelin' all sweet & petite!

My friend burps quite loudly and

she goes all red and says ":O Pardon!"

I don't think anyone finds it disgusting more than amusing and cute.

quote:Originally posted by I Bang White Chicks:

God damn it's gross.

I agree wholeheartedly. I moved to Ohio about a month ago temporarily, and the bitches out here have no manners at all. They're like truck drivers! They expell body gas all the time without excusing themselves or even giving it a second thought. They also speak about the most vulgar of body functions freely. I always tell them to be more ladylike.

I belch all the time. I spent my whole life holding it in because I thought it was gross. But then one day I just let it out and it felt so good. I have been belching ever since. And my boyfriend doesn't mind. And besides, he farts all the time, so I don't see why I can't burp.

quote:Originally posted by Elephantitis Man:

What about when a chick burps right after swallowing your load?

Eh...eh?

In france it's polite to belch after a good meal, as a compliment to the one who prepared the meal.

quote:Originally posted by Prometheus:

In france it's polite to belch after a good meal, as a compliment to the one who prepared the meal.

Hahaha, thats like saying Moroccans invite foreigners over, or drink mint tea constantly. Its a cultural facade.

Did you like pick that up in your French 1 class?

Don't think I've been to any resteraunt besides a saloon in which such practice is socially acceptable, and in a bar or drunk diner it just draws guwaffs based on volatily.

Hey! Just like in America.

I hate girls who burp.

It was a joke. Get over it.

quote:Originally posted by Bazzle:

Hey! Just like in America.

Nice, nice, return such misinformation with more? That really makes it all better, right?

I guess Google is right about the French..

quote:Originally posted by oc6:



You never really know someone until you pass gas around them.



I actually sometimes base how well I feel comfortable on the fact if I can burp/fart around another person.



Even though girls don't fart.

What about when have consumed soda? Not even almighty females can hold back the fuzzy bubbles erupting from the oesophagus post-soda drinking.

i see nothing wrong with it, it's just a natural bodily function, every human being does it.

quote:Originally posted by Bazzle:

Hahaha, thats like saying Moroccans invite foreigners over, or drink mint tea constantly. Its a cultural facade.

Did you like pick that up in your French 1 class?

Don't think I've been to any resteraunt besides a saloon in which such practice is socially acceptable, and in a bar or drunk diner it just draws guwaffs based on volatily.

Hey! Just like in America.

Actually, the chiense consider it polite for table guests to eat loudly, like slurping, chewing and burping. It show's their appreication for the meal.

Except they don't realise that it offends most western people.

quote:Originally posted by Gus:

Hah!

I actually think it's rather cute... Means she's comfortable enough around you to not need to keep up her "manners".

Although if it's just some random girl burping, it'd take it the same way I take anyone burping... Laugh and burp back I guess... Heh.

Seriously, it's just gas.

i've gotten to the point where i will do it around my boyfriend now. whereas before, i pretended to be a lady.

I don't really care, but they always beat me

They are cute, i burp sometimes, but just tiny and cute.

quote:Originally posted by kAtE-:

Actually, the chiense consider it polite for table guests to eat loudly, like slurping, chewing and burping. It show's their appreication for the meal.

Except they don't realise that it offends most western people.

Yeah, chinese people are fucking gross. They litter alot too.

Okay, how about girls farting? I doubt there's a man alive that isn't even a little turned off by a girl farting.

...or girls shitting.

quote:Originally posted by I-RapeTards:

Okay, how about girls farting? I doubt there's a man alive that isn't even a little turned off by a girl farting.

...or girls shitting.

again just bodily functions who cares? and it's not like we watch our girlfriends shit anyways. what's the big deal?

It's a big deal because I'm relatively young and immature, so I build girls up into my mind as these sexy, dainty little things. When I confront the fact that they have hair around their anuses and nipples, or when I picture them sitting on the toilet forcing out a big sweaty shit, I get extremely turned off. It makes me want to be asexual.

quote:Originally posted by I-RapeTards:

It's a big deal because I'm relatively young and immature, so I build girls up into my mind as these sexy, dainty little things. When I confront the fact that they have hair around their anuses and nipples, or when I picture them sitting on the toilet forcing out a big sweaty shit, I get extremely turned off. It makes me want to be asexual.

I'm only 14 but you don't see me saying "ew liek teh girls can't burp/fart etc". They aren't machines which means they still have all the natural functions weather they're pretty and dainty or not.

quote:Originally posted by kAtE-:

I actually sometimes base how well I feel comfortable on the fact if I can burp/fart around another person.



Even though girls don't fart.



That's why a girl likes to have a dog around?

"Fluffy did it! Bad Fluffy!"

quote:Originally posted by COBHC:

I'm only 14 but you don't see me saying "ew liek teh girls can't burp/fart etc". They aren't machines which means they still have all the natural functions weather they're pretty and dainty or not.

I'm not fucking arguing whether or not they need to expel gas and feces, I'm saying it's a huge turnoff.

Fuck that, I got to say I really don't like when a girl burps around me.

I don't burp around other people, and I don't fart around them either. There is a reason there is a restroom, and burping can easily be avoided.

To just purposely let out a belch to me is an invitation to be openly bitched at.

quote:Originally posted by CarbonB:

Fuck that, I got to say I really don't like when a girl burps around me.

I don't burp around other people, and I don't fart around them either. There is a reason there is a restroom, and burping can easily be avoided.

To just purposely let out a belch to me is an invitation to be openly bitched at.

Hell must have froze over, I agree with Carbon.

burping dosent bother me,Farting is another story,i dont fart around girls,hell i dont fart around other guys,i cant stand for a girl to fart around me,i know its natural and girls do fart,but if i can hold it in and respect her enough to not do it in her presence,well she danm well better do the same for me.i have broken up with a girl because she farted in her sleep,i've been married for about a year and we dont fart around each other,i was married for 3 years the first time and never farted in front of my wife,i just find it rude and distasteful.