when your doing a girl in the nostril.. i get kinda nervous :[

it depends on the girl...maybe she wants to talk, maybe she wants your cock? ooh, baby, it rhymed! seriously tho, ppl think its hard to talk w/ someone, for me, we talk, and i look at a clock and think "holy fuck/shit!" its been an hour!

-Kman101

Just go into the situation with the attitude you don't give a shit and shes completely into you.

These are some damn good conversations

anyone?

Crazy subjects that are fun! Like would you ride a rollercoaster naked? Why/Why not? Would you do it for £100?

If you could be any animal, what would it be? Why?

Last time you did something rebellious/illegal. :P

Those kind of things.

Do it the Brit way.

Talk about the weather!

Despite this Island only having two sorts of weather (ie Light Grey and Dark Grey) the weather is a topic of endless fascination and is guaranteed to get you laid!

I will demonstrate:

Me: "Damn but its grey and wet today."

Her: "Yes but it is not as cold and wet as yesterday."

Me: "They say that tomorrow will be even greyer and wetter".

Her: "Gosh!"

Me: "Good for the garden though"

Her: "Yes, the lawn could use it"

Me: "Fancy a cup of tea?"

Her: "Raaather! and after do you want to shag me til my ears pop?"

Me: "Yes please and then we could go watch the ducks drowning !"

Her: "Oh god I am wet inside and out!"

Me: "Yes it is raining hard, but not as hard as yesterday."

Her: "Be good for the roses though. Can I suck your cock too?"



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[This message has been edited by jackketch (edited 12-03-2006).]

Before I go out with a girl I'll think of some interesting things to say to her incase there are awkward silences. You know what? I always forget about them when I'm with her. Don't rehearse conversations, because they more than likely won't go as planned. Say the first thing that comes to your head (within reason), and if it's dumb don't worry about it. She'll remember the good stuff, not the lame quip you made about your shoes or how Jay Leno isn't funny and has a big chin. Best of luck man. Just remember the biggest thing to NOT do: worry. Talk to her like you would a guy friend, unless it gets further than that. Don't fart in front of her and stuff, y'know?



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