so i'm 22 and my gf is 20.. I live with my parents and grandpa.. he is 59 and I was sent home from work about an hour and a half early because it was a really slow day.. anyway when I walk into my room he was receiving oral from my gf and next to her was a big black dildo.. when I walked in she grabbed her bag and ran out of the room and left, and hasn't answered my calls.

this happened just about 30 minutes ago and im still stunned beyond belief.. he had always been a little flirty/friendly (touching her arm and stuff when he would pass her) he has always had an outgoing personality but i didn't expect this.. the only thing he could say to me was, "I had to get my dick wet" and walked away..

he thinks he's such a badass he rides a harley with no helmet. anyone have any advice????

Punch the fucker in the jaw, or murder/suicide. Those are the only things that can make up for this type of insult.

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Pwned by grandpa.

Go confront her in person, by like WTF, but NOT AGGRESSIVELY PHYSICALLY. Don't touch her. Period. Ask her WHY, make her feel guilty about it (which you'll probably do subconsciously anyway).

Just take this the same way as you would if your girlfriend died. Be sad but know that theres nothing you can/should do to fix it.

quote:Originally posted by The Dan:

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Pwned by grandpa.

Go confront her in person, by like WTF, but NOT AGGRESSIVELY PHYSICALLY. Don't touch her. Period. Ask her WHY, make her feel guilty about it (which you'll probably do subconsciously anyway).

Dont listen to him, murder the bitch.

I'm pooping on her front steps as revenge. I walked past my grandpa again glaring at him and he said, "what's your problem?" and I jus kept staring and he jus said, "get fucked" and walked away.

Double murder.

No suicide.

Well, maybe suicide.

I think you're probably a troll though.

quote:Originally posted by inspiron42000:

so i'm 22 and my gf is 20.. I live with my parents and grandpa.. he is 59 and I was sent home from work about an hour and a half early because it was a really slow day.. anyway when I walk into my room he was receiving oral from my gf and next to her was a big black dildo.. when I walked in she grabbed her bag and ran out of the room and left, and hasn't answered my calls.

this happened just about 30 minutes ago and im still stunned beyond belief.. he had always been a little flirty/friendly (touching her arm and stuff when he would pass her) he has always had an outgoing personality but i didn't expect this.. the only thing he could say to me was, "I had to get my dick wet" and walked away..

he thinks he's such a badass he rides a harley with no helmet. anyone have any advice????

either listen to "hey joe" or "cocaine blues" you get the idea

I think it's time to collect your inheritance.

Lower the rear tire pressure on his bike and then refill it with a much more fun substance.

A $100 bucks is a $100 bucks?

She needed it 'k? Besides...you know how some blondes are 'bout Harley Hawg Menszszs?

You're 22, and your grandpa is 59?

Small numbers. That makes both your grandma and your mother <20 when they had kids.

Troll, or whorish family?

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

Be less trugly.

quote:Originally posted by blinky04:

You're 22, and your grandpa is 59?

Small numbers. That makes both your grandma and your mother <20 when they had kids.

Troll, or whorish family?

My grandma isnt even 60, and my grandpa is like 65, and I'm 20. I have a living great grandparent too.

I'm hoping she'll stay alive for another 6 or 7 years, then she can be a living great great grandmother. How intense would that be?

Dude...













Your grandfather is awesome.

This only gets funnier the drunker i get.

Rofl@t3h bitch.

Threesome time!!

Hippie Hunter...

Drunkness is the way of this world at this present moment. Hooray!

Only one thing to do in a situation like this:

Fuck your grandpa to get back at your cheating girlfriend.

quote:Originally posted by stab:

Hippie Hunter...

Drunkness is the way of this world at this present moment. Hooray!

<3!!!11

quote:Originally posted by blinky04:

You're 22, and your grandpa is 59?

Small numbers. That makes both your grandma and your mother <20 when they had kids.

Troll, or whorish family?

You needed to look at the ages to realise this was a troll?