Is vaseline good for jacking? If so how does it compare to lotion or baby oil?

It works well, but is kind of greasy and hard to wash off, even in the shower.

quote:Originally posted by Area Code 614:

It works well, but is kind of greasy and hard to wash off, even in the shower.

Which of all three feels better : lotion, vaseline, or baby oil?

Lotion is the best of the 3.

Baby oil feels gross.

Vaseline is too thick and doesn't come off.

quote:Originally posted by Fanglekai:

Lotion is the best of the 3.

Baby oil feels gross.

Vaseline is too thick and doesn't come off.

The lotion i have is some thin shit , then the other stuff is too thick lol. So I wanted to try some new shit. Any good personal experiences?

Uh......use conditioner?

quote:Originally posted by StreetThug:

The lotion i have is some thin shit , then the other stuff is too thick lol. So I wanted to try some new shit. Any good personal experiences?

I don't know, normally I don't use lotion for that, but of the 3 it's the only decent one. Just get some Jergens or Cetaphil or something. Get something "extra moisturizing" so it'll be thicker. Enjoy.

Go for the real thing. =/

Masturbation isn't an art, people. D:

quote:Originally posted by CarbonB:

Uh......use conditioner?

CarbonB, your such a stupid ass faggot. No one on this forum likes you nor your retarded brainfucked comments on serious threads. So shut the fuck up and get the fuck off totse asshat!

Geez.

I didn't like him either, but I think that might've been uncalled for. That seemed like a sincere response to the topic.

quote:Originally posted by The Dan:

Geez.

I didn't like him either, but I think that might've been uncalled for. That seemed like a sincere response to the topic.

If you reallly believed that then you are a retard like him. You should know that none of CarbonB's responses to any threads are serious. Especially not one telling someone to jack off with conditioner. That's like telling someone to go huff some raid.

^Lol how the fuck do you figure that? Can you put conditioner on your scalp?

Would you consider your scalp to be sensitive skin? I would considering it rarely comes into contact with objects such as your hands....feet...or DICK! YOU FUCKING DUMB CUNT!

Why wouldn't you be able to use conditioner? Serious fucking topic? You not knowing what the fuck to rub on your dick? Why not a piece of fucking rabbit fur that you nicknamed mother you incestual breed of shit.

Now shut the fuck up before Tyrone over here shows you what he is going to jack you off with, and it ain't a heavy set lotion bitch.

quote:Originally posted by CarbonB:

^Lol how the fuck do you figure that? Can you put conditioner on your scalp?

Would you consider your scalp to be sensitive skin? I would considering it rarely comes into contact with objects such as your hands....feet...or DICK! YOU FUCKING DUMB CUNT!

Why wouldn't you be able to use conditioner? Serious fucking topic? You not knowing what the fuck to rub on your dick? Why not a piece of fucking rabbit fur that you nicknamed mother you incestual breed of shit.

Now shut the fuck up before Tyrone over here shows you what he is going to jack you off with, and it ain't a heavy set lotion bitch.

Fucking retard. Conditioner burns your dick if it gets in it fuckstick. Just like soap or shampoo. If you get it in your dick your gonna have one burning motherfucker. I ain't trying for tabasco sauce here fucker.

Um no, I'm afraid it doesn't. Tell me what the ingredient in soap/shampoo that makes your eyes burn if it gets in them.

Now why don't you point out how many conditioners share that same ingredient in the same degree. One is for cleaning, one is for cleansing. You can put conditioner on your fucking dick dipshit. It's been done by probably millions of guys across the world.

quote:Originally posted by StreetThug:

Fucking retard. Conditioner burns your dick if it gets in it fuckstick. Just like soap or shampoo. If you get it in your dick your gonna have one burning motherfucker. I ain't trying for tabasco sauce here fucker.



I'm sorry, I'm gonna have to agree with CarbonB on this one... It actually does work and doesn't burn.

Kay, so lesson learned.

Conditioner, Shampoo, Soap, and Tobasco sauce are bad for the genitals.

The end.

quote:Originally posted by The Dan:

Conditioner, Shampoo, Soap

I've never had an ssue with these. I generally don't use lube because I have a foreskin.

Alright, I will trust you this time CarbonB. Thanks man. But I guess I automatically didn't believe you because I classified soap/shampoo/conditioner in the same category. But i will trust you this time and take back all that I have said. But if it burns I'm going to be pissed lol.

quote:Originally posted by The Dan:

Kay, so lesson learned.

Conditioner, Shampoo, Soap, and Tobasco sauce are bad for the genitals.

The end.

It would of been the end if we didn't just clarify that Conditioner can in fact go on your dick.

Kay.

So conditioner can go on your dick.

Lesson learned.

I see my work here is done.

quote:Originally posted by CarbonB:

One is for cleaning, one is for cleansing.

Except cleaning and cleansing are synonymous.

[This message has been edited by Area Code 614 (edited 12-02-2006).]

Yeah, I probably should of said moisturize.

quote:Originally posted by Godslas:



I'm sorry, I'm gonna have to agree with CarbonB on this one... It actually does work and doesn't burn.

who the fuck uses lotion and vaseline for jacking off?

is my penis the only one that has its own lubricant?

[This message has been edited by Crack Man (edited 12-02-2006).]

Don't bother with any of that...just do it without lube. It's way better in the end when you don't have to wipe lotion off everything. Why waste time cleaning up 2 different things?

quote:Originally posted by StreetThug:

CarbonB, your such a stupid ass faggot. No one on this forum likes you nor your retarded brainfucked comments on serious threads. So shut the fuck up and get the fuck off totse asshat!

geez, a guy tries to make a joke, and you try to ram your dick down his throat...maybe that will work for lubricant? btw, you dont really need it, i dont anyway...

-Kman101

quote:Originally posted by CarbonB:

Um no, I'm afraid it doesn't. Tell me what the ingredient in soap/shampoo that makes your eyes burn if it gets in them.

Now why don't you point out how many conditioners share that same ingredient in the same degree. One is for cleaning, one is for cleansing. You can put conditioner on your fucking dick dipshit. It's been done by probably millions of guys across the world.

just noticed this one, streetthug, but now, i think you were royally owned/pwned/whatever you ppl say nowadays

-Kman101

CarbonB actually contributing to a thread?

...Archive!

Just kidding...Thanks for the info, Carbon.

*buys conditioner*

quote:Originally posted by StreetThug:

CarbonB, your such a stupid ass faggot. No one on this forum likes you nor your retarded brainfucked comments on serious threads. So shut the fuck up and get the fuck off totse asshat!

I like him and his retarded brainfucked comments in serious threads, don't ever leave you asshat!

Conditioner, shampoo, and soap DO NOT BURN. What kind of shampoo/soap/conditioner are you guys buying that is burning your dicks? I've NEVER had any of that irritate me in the slightest. Hell, I use shampoo/conditioner that costs 86 cents (Suave products) and it doesn't hurt. To each his own I suppose.

quote:Originally posted by Fanglekai:

Conditioner, shampoo, and soap DO NOT BURN. What kind of shampoo/soap/conditioner are you guys buying that is burning your dicks? I've NEVER had any of that irritate me in the slightest. Hell, I use shampoo/conditioner that costs 86 cents (Suave products) and it doesn't hurt. To each his own I suppose.

Soap burns. Or if it doesn't burn I know it irritates my dick alot.

quote:Originally posted by Mindless Xyzzyean:

Originally posted by StreetThug:

CarbonB, your such a stupid ass faggot. No one on this forum likes you nor your retarded brainfucked comments on serious threads. So shut the fuck up and get the fuck off totse asshat!

I like him and his retarded brainfucked comments in serious threads, don't ever leave you asshat!



Same here lots of times doesn't contribute much but asshole based humor but still like most the posts by him. And yes conditioner works great if your in the shower and doesn't burn. Im sure if you got ANYTHING in your dick hole it would hurt but what ever. Actually conditioner works very well but usually I dont use anything to lazy to clean up it doesn't make it that much better in my opinion.

pick up some ky lube from the store. its a good investment. its the very best thing you can use.

Don't use any lubrication.

Or spit on your hand if you have to.

save your semen in a jar and use that.

when i've been out of 'standard' lubes for jacking it, i use cooking oil...like canola, or olive oil if i'm feeling high class....shit works great.

quote:Originally posted by CarbonB:

Uh......use conditioner?

i second this it works great if you dont have any lube

quote:Originally posted by Crack Man:

is my penis the only one that has its own lubricant?

Mine does that too. It's quite nice

quote:Originally posted by StreetThug:

Soap burns. Or if it doesn't burn I know it irritates my dick alot.

so you never wash ur dick? whats wrong with u

quote:Originally posted by chickenpoop:

when i've been out of 'standard' lubes for jacking it, i use cooking oil...like canola, or olive oil if i'm feeling high class....shit works great.

Lol olive oil if you're feeling high class. I have used conditioner, I mean shit. I am in the shower, and afterwards my dick smells like fruits.