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| Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here. |
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#1
 2006-12-01, 00:12 |
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The fine line between genius and madness
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 Just Try Explaining THAT To Your Mother
So I was watching House with my mother last week, and the term 'analingus' was mentioned.
I was asked for a definition.
At least it's not as bad as the time she saw an ad for The OC that included the term 'donkey show'.
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#2
2006-12-01, 00:13 |
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Re: Just Try Explaining THAT To Your Mother
Wtf is this shit? You were watching a house?
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#3
2006-12-01, 00:14 |
oc6 
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Re: Just Try Explaining THAT To Your Mother
House is pretty good.
Oh...my mother would vomit!!!
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#4
2006-12-01, 00:16 |
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Re: Just Try Explaining THAT To Your Mother
A short list of some of the things I asked my dad about before I turned 8:
Yeast Infections
Condoms
Prostitutes (<- In front of my grandmother)
Rape
Porn
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#5
2006-12-01, 00:16 |
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Re: Just Try Explaining THAT To Your Mother
I loved House until I realized being a jackass isn't anything to be proud of, that the entire Medical industry is a fraud, and that his Vicodin habit is the stupidest fucking thing in the world.
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#6
2006-12-01, 00:16 |
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dodging the rain and tractors
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Re: Just Try Explaining THAT To Your Mother
Actions speak louder than words...
You could simply have demonstrated.
:P
[This message has been edited by jackketch (edited 12-01-2006).]
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#7
2006-12-01, 00:20 |
oc6
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Re: Just Try Explaining THAT To Your Mother
^^^Now that is in bad taste...:P
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#8
2006-12-01, 01:13 |
Bito
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Re: Just Try Explaining THAT To Your Mother
quote:Originally posted by oc6:
^^^Now that is in bad taste...:P
Yes.. I'd imagine it would be, particularly if she hadn't showered lately.
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#9
2006-12-01, 01:25 |
Bazzle
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Re: Just Try Explaining THAT To Your Mother
quote:Originally posted by oc6:
^^^Now that is in bad taste...:P
A pun? You mongoloid. =P
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#10
2006-12-01, 02:35 |
QuackyIraqy
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Re: Just Try Explaining THAT To Your Mother
My bf is big into analingus, and has always wanted to try it with me, i still refuse, is it any good?
E
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#11
2006-12-01, 02:46 |
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Re: Just Try Explaining THAT To Your Mother
quote:Originally posted by Rizzo in a box:
I loved House until I realized being a jackass isn't anything to be proud of, that the entire Medical industry is a fraud, and that his Vicodin habit is the stupidest fucking thing in the world.
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#12
2006-12-01, 06:27 |
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Re: Just Try Explaining THAT To Your Mother
quote:Originally posted by QuackyIraqy:
My bf is big into analingus, and has always wanted to try it with me, i still refuse, is it any good?
E
What is analingus?.. i dont wanna google it.. im scared lol. 
[This message has been edited by shiva (edited 12-01-2006).] |
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#13
2006-12-01, 06:39 |
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Re: Just Try Explaining THAT To Your Mother
quote:Originally posted by shiva:
What is analingus?.. i dont wanna google it.. im scared lol.
Butt licking. |
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#14
2006-12-01, 06:40 |
shiva
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Re: Just Try Explaining THAT To Your Mother
quote:Originally posted by soro_one:
Butt licking.
Oh.. thankies for that.. lol
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#15
2006-12-01, 08:03 |
moonmeister
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Re: Just Try Explaining THAT To Your Mother
Pretty much of a bum trip, eh?
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#16
2006-12-01, 09:01 |
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Re: Just Try Explaining THAT To Your Mother
Don't you love how mommy's are clueless? My mom can ask questions like that too.. only at inappropriate times. "What does tossing a salad mean?" "Umm... Maybe you should ask another time.. like when grandma and the rest of the kids here for the party go home."
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#17
2006-12-01, 09:39 |
firekitty751
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Re: Just Try Explaining THAT To Your Mother
My parents know better than to ask me what things mean. To avoid drawn out, awkward situations, I make them quick, blunt awkward situations.
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#18
2006-12-01, 12:37 |
MaddMan
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Re: Just Try Explaining THAT To Your Mother
Once when I was a kid I asked my dad what public hair was after reading it in a book.
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#19
2006-12-01, 14:40 |
Zonko
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Re: Just Try Explaining THAT To Your Mother
quote:Originally posted by jackketch:
Actions speak louder than words...
You could simply have demonstrated.
:P
To misquote you, tea ALL over the monitor. |
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#20
2006-12-01, 19:31 |
Docta?
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Re: Just Try Explaining THAT To Your Mother
quote:Originally posted by jackketch:
Actions speak louder than words...
You could simply have demonstrated.
Hilarious.
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#21
2006-12-01, 19:38 |
freakangel
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Re: Just Try Explaining THAT To Your Mother
quote:Originally posted by QuackyIraqy:
My bf is big into analingus, and has always wanted to try it with me, i still refuse, is it any good?
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YES
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#22
2006-12-01, 20:45 |
gam3r_with_revenge
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Re: Just Try Explaining THAT To Your Mother
quote:Originally posted by jackketch:
Actions speak louder than words...
You could simply have demonstrated.
:P
Lmao
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#23
2006-12-02, 08:02 |
kman101
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Re: Just Try Explaining THAT To Your Mother
quote:Originally posted by shiva:
Oh.. thankies for that.. lol
wanna try it? ill volunteer myself?
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#24
2006-12-02, 08:40 |
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Re: Just Try Explaining THAT To Your Mother
I like house...
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#25
2006-12-02, 16:22 |
Ravenman
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Re: Just Try Explaining THAT To Your Mother
jsut to piss him off take a shit in his mouth when hes eatin ur ass
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#26
2006-12-02, 17:52 |
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Re: Just Try Explaining THAT To Your Mother
Try watching "Clerks 2" with your brother, sister, and...
mother
*shudders at the memory*
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#27
2006-12-03, 08:15 |
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The fine line between genius and madness
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Re: Just Try Explaining THAT To Your Mother
I did in fact watch Clerks 2 with my brother and sister. My mother wants to see it.
Here's another one: My brother, his girlfriend, my mother, and a male friend of my mother's watched boogie nights a few months ago. I hid in my room and baracaded the door.
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#28
2006-12-03, 08:25 |
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Re: Just Try Explaining THAT To Your Mother
well if CUNnilingus is for the CUNT then ANALingus is for .....
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