I dunno.

I could be.

Im into all that sort of stuff.

Parties are a particuallar time when "it" happens.

I tend to fuck the most popular guy's but can't tell anyone.

They still want their image to be straight.

But i don't care what anyone thinks about me.

:]

Rofl@t3h sodimizer.

U leik t3h buttsecks. H0|\/|0!

quote:Originally posted by XHippie HunterX:

Rofl@t3h sodimizer.

U leik t3h buttsecks. H0|\/|0!

what? sodomizer is the only word i can translate...fuck!

quote:Originally posted by kman101:

what? sodomizer is the only word i can translate...fuck!

Allow me to translate: "Rofl@t3h sodimizer.

U leik t3h buttsecks. H0|\/|0!" = "Rolling on the floor laughing at sodomizer. You have a preference for buggery. Homosexual."

quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

Allow me to translate: "Rofl@t3h sodimizer.

U leik t3h buttsecks. H0|\/|0!" = "Rolling on the floor laughing at sodomizer. You have a preference for buggery. Homosexual."

+5 for Jack! Learn to speak t3h 1337 then come back.

I hope you put in a electric outlit and it falls off you sexx homo broke back mountian want to be.

lol lets experiment!

quote:Originally posted by plasticEMO:

I dunno.

I could be.

Im into all that sort of stuff.

Parties are a particuallar time when "it" happens.

I tend to fuck the most popular guy's but can't tell anyone.

They still want their image to be straight.

But i don't care what anyone thinks about me.

:]

whatever makes you happy, I always say.

just don't hit on me, lol.

-bman

I always feel retarded when I read over things like that and don't even realize that they were spelled with numbers and symbols.

quote:Originally posted by Hardly There:

I always feel retarded when I read over things like that and don't even realize that they were spelled with numbers and symbols.

Welcome to the interwebs. May I take your coat?

quote:Originally posted by plasticEMO:

I tend to fuck the most popular guy's



That's a fairly good indicator that you might be gay.

On the other hand your username is a fairly good indicator that you're a troll.

*shrugs*

^Maybe his name is what he calls his favorite anal beads?

Kay, then you're gay. Or maybe bi. Or maybe straight. I'm pretty sure that just depends on, like, your sexual preference?

You know?

If you're a guy and you enjoy sex with guys then you're gay. It's not a condemnation, it's a label as much as White or Black or Mexican or Chuck Norris.

Nothing to be ashamed of, anyway.

Go kill yourself homo.

quote:Originally posted by AeroDynamic:

Go kill yourself homo.

The only thing worse than those homos are jews. And niggers.

Actually, nigger-jews are the worst. Uncircumcised nigger-jews. Uncircumsized gay nigger-jews.

'Dear diary, my life is a complete fiasco.

The dashboard show is this weekend and I can't even fit into my little sister's jeans anymore. My dad grounded me cause he caught me in my mom's makeup again. He's such a nazi. I wish i could just run away to somewhere where people could understand me. I make out with one guy at a show and I'm gay? Hello, it's the new millennium. Ever heard of experimentation? I tried to cut my wrist

yesterday but some of the blood got on my pants, and I totally freaked. Needless to say, they're ruined.'

This thread made me think of that song. By your user name I'm going to go ahead and believe you're a troll.

That was a very imperfect interpretation of the lyrics, but I get what you were saying.

Mike and Andy ftw.

quote:Originally posted by The Dan:

That was a very imperfect interpretation of the lyrics, but I get what you were saying.

Mike and Andy ftw.

Actually, it's Fuck emo by cheap sex. Fuck your myspace shit.

Edit: Adam and Andrew's actually kicked more ass than Cheap Sex.

[This message has been edited by sylph (edited 12-02-2006).]

quote:Originally posted by The Dan:

The only thing worse than those homos are jews. And niggers.

Actually, nigger-jews are the worst. Uncircumcised nigger-jews. Uncircumsized gay nigger-jews.

This is the guy that called me racist? LOL! God....is it possible to get more stupid by the minute?

quote:Originally posted by The Dan:

The only thing worse than those homos are jews. And niggers.

Actually, nigger-jews are the worst. Uncircumcised nigger-jews. Uncircumsized gay nigger-jews.

How can you have an uncircumcised jew? That's just not Kosher.

quote:Actually, it's Fuck emo by cheap sex. Fuck your myspace shit.



Great song, which ironically enough, I first heard on myspace.



[This message has been edited by Rizzo in a box (edited 12-02-2006).]

@Sylph: D: i got it off of YTMND, actually, and apparently the creator was a Myspace whore. However, I am not. though I can see your confusion.

@Carbon: I love how well you can take sarcasm.

@Rizzo: You see, he was circumcised at birth, however, he later converted to Judaism.

I say black male from compton and I'm racist, you say nigger and it's just "sarcam". Sorry, didn't know double standards applied.

quote:Originally posted by CarbonB:

I say black male from compton and I'm racist, you say nigger and it's just "sarcam". Sorry, didn't know double standards applied.

Actually, I'm an alien.

Actually, you're fucking gay.

quote:Originally posted by The Dan:

Actually, I'm an alien.

It's true, I have the Roswell autopsy to prove it.

quote:Originally posted by CarbonB:

Actually, you're fucking gay.

Actually, I'm fucking YOUR MOTHER. =(

Your name reveals you are not only gay, but also a poser,loser,pussy,tool,wannabe, and attention whore.

Go get killed.

I mean, I just realized how many gay men my sister knows that are named Dan.

Tell me Dan, is that why you chose that name? To more easily identify with the homosexual community here at totse?

quote:Originally posted by CarbonB:

I mean, I just realized how many gay men my sister knows that are named Dan.

Tell me Dan, is that why you chose that name? To more easily identify with the homosexual community here at totse?

Contrary to popular belief, my parents chose my name Dan at birth, seeing as I was just barely coming out of fetus-hood and if I could choose my own name you'd have to refer to me as 'The Waaaaaaaah' from now on.

The Dan..........The D? D........stands for dick? Dick is what homosexuals like? Homosexuals identify with the letter D?

Come on here now, I'm reaching. I need help, I don't know hardly anything about the gay community. Willing to learn about what makes homosexuals tick, besides dick.

quote:Originally posted by CarbonB:

The Dan..........The D? D........stands for dick? Dick is what homosexuals like? Homosexuals identify with the letter D?

Come on here now, I'm reaching. I need help, I don't know hardly anything about the gay community. Willing to learn about what makes homosexuals tick, besides dick.

Generally, homosexuals love Assholes, so you'd fit in perfectly.

I'm bisexual, anyway, so I'm neutral either way.

Lol, I fucking KNEW IT! Jesus, I'm good at pointing out homosexuals.

I think I have been given a gift to pinpoint homosexual activity. Now how can I use this to further my wealth?

Oh, and yadda yadda, you're gay, you like dick, some comment ridiculing you for your lame attempt at wit.

quote:Originally posted by CarbonB:

Lol, I fucking KNEW IT! Jesus, I'm good at pointing out homosexuals.

I think I have been given a gift to pinpoint homosexual activity. Now how can I use this to further my wealth?

Oh, and yadda yadda, you're gay, you like dick, some comment ridiculing you for your lame attempt at wit.

Trying to prove same=2 now? 'bi' and 'homo' aren't synonymous, you tool.

anyway, I'm actually straight. Sorry. =/

quote:Originally posted by CarbonB:

Lol, I fucking KNEW IT! Jesus, I'm good at pointing out homosexuals.

I think I have been given a gift to pinpoint homosexual activity. Now how can I use this to further my wealth?

Oh, and yadda yadda, you're gay, you like dick, some comment ridiculing you for your lame attempt at wit.

You shouldnt advertise your gaydar, only fags are supposed to have that.

*Looks at Dan*

*Shakes his head*

GG for actually validifying all his insults.

quote:Originally posted by CarbonB:

I say black male from compton and I'm racist, you say nigger and it's just "sarcam". Sorry, didn't know double standards applied.

I failed to tell you how much I love you. I'm not sure about your amount of respect amongst other totseans is, but you're absolutely wonderful.

Just thought you might like to know.

quote:Originally posted by sylph:

I failed to tell you how much I love you. I'm not sure about your amount of respect amongst other totseans is, but you're absolutely wonderful.

Just thought you might like to know.

sorry, I'm half-asleep and enjoying watching him try to catch up.

Mind games are fun.

quote:Originally posted by sylph:

I failed to tell you how much I love you. I'm not sure about your amount of respect amongst other totseans is, but you're absolutely wonderful.

Just thought you might like to know.

Thank you, appreciation is always welcome, and along with buying Hippie a beer, I'll ask you what you are drinking and get you that too.

Dan, I'm sorry, but sucking a dick makes you known as one thing, and it certainly isn't bisexual.

quote:Originally posted by The Dan:

sorry, I'm half-asleep and enjoying watching him try to catch up.

Mind games are fun.

Shut the hell up, you failed a long time ago. Your girlfriend's a whore and you're still a fag.

quote:Originally posted by CarbonB:

Dan, I'm sorry, but sucking a dick makes you known as one thing, and it certainly isn't bisexual.

I'm afraid you must be confusing me with someone else... Sorry. =/

quote:Originally posted by CarbonB:

The Dan..........The D? D........stands for dick? Dick is what homosexuals like? Homosexuals identify with the letter D?

Come on here now, I'm reaching. I need help, I don't know hardly anything about the gay community. Willing to learn about what makes homosexuals tick, besides dick.

That had to be the worst flame ever.

Carbon?...The C?....C stands for....cock? As in, what you like to suck?

I think I'm confusing you with the guy named, "The Dan" who said he was bisexual. Is that not you?

quote:Originally posted by Rizzo in a box:

That had to be the worst flame ever.

Carbon?...The C?....C stands for....cock? As in, what you like to suck?

It is the worst flame....yet you copied it word for word? Must of been great if the all mighty Rizzo....R.....Retard had to steal it.

quote:Originally posted by CarbonB:

I think I'm confusing you with the guy named, "The Dan" who said he was bisexual. Is that not you?



What? No, I'm homosexual.

quote:Originally posted by CarbonB:

It is the worst flame....yet you copied it word for word? Must of been great if the all mighty Rizzo....R.....Retard had to steal it.



Just showing you how horrible of a flame it truly was.

Also, it wasn't "word for word".

[This message has been edited by Rizzo in a box (edited 12-02-2006).]

You copy something to show how lame it is? Lol, wow would hate to see what you wear in public.

And, I did call you homosexual The Dan, but you claimed to be bisexual, now you are homosexual?

No sweat off my sack fag.

quote:You copy something to show how lame it is? Lol, wow would hate to see what you wear in public.



Because I make fashion choices based on what I hate...?

quote:Originally posted by CarbonB:

You copy something to show how lame it is? Lol, wow would hate to see what you wear in public.

And, I did call you homosexual The Dan, but you claimed to be bisexual, now you are homosexual?

No sweat off my sack fag.

Of course I'm homosecual, that's why I have a girlfriend.

you silly goose.

You've never seen a gay man sleep with women? What the fuck does you having a girlfriend have to do with you being homosexual?

Also Rizzo, fuck if I know. You are the dipshit copying my posts to show that you hate it, why wouldn't you do it with clothing?

See how I applied the logic to two circumstances? Nifty huh......make some lame comment now.

quote:Originally posted by CarbonB:

You've never seen a gay man sleep with women? What the fuck does you having a girlfriend have to do with you being homosexual?

Also Rizzo, fuck if I know. You are the dipshit copying my posts to show that you hate it, why wouldn't you do it with clothing?

See how I applied the logic to two circumstances? Nifty huh......make some lame comment now.

you want a lame comment?

Here's a few:

LOL AT LEAST I CAN GET A GIRLFRIEND ALL YOU DO IS SLEEP WITH A DOG OR WITH YOUR HAND.

LOL Carbon... C? CONDOM! YOU'RE A CONDOM HAHAH YOU'RE SO NOT CLEVER!!!!111

ALSO YOU'RE GAY.

ALSO COCKS.

I wasn't even fucking talking to you......can you not read?

Has the semen seeped into your eyes and made you go blind? Wait........I don't want to know how many shots to the face you take daily to accumulate that much damage to your retina.

=/

Apparently arguing intelligently isn't going to work.

yo mama wud kno how many shots of skeet it take to blind sum1

also ur gay and u fuckd ur dad

quote:Originally posted by The Dan:

=/

Apparently arguing intelligently isn't going to work.



It never does, at least not with Carbon.

quote:Originally posted by sylph:

Shut the hell up, you failed a long time ago. Your girlfriend's a whore and you're still a fag.

lol

quote:Originally posted by Trapped In A Box:

lol

=/

That was one of the best of the many substance-less flames on this thread, and yet you choose to quote that one?

quote:Originally posted by sylph:

Shut the hell up, you failed a long time ago. Your girlfriend's a whore and you're still a fag.

I expected better of you, sylph. I know you're an impressionable young girl, but c'mon.

[This message has been edited by Twisted_Ferret (edited 12-02-2006).]

quote:Originally posted by Twisted_Ferret:

Originally posted by sylph:

Shut the hell up, you failed a long time ago. Your girlfriend's a whore and you're still a fag.

I expected better of you, sylph. I know you're an impressionable young girl, but c'mon.



That was actually one of the best posts I've seen by Sylph...nice to know she can loosen up and be a cunt for some fun, along with being a relatively mature poster on the ordinary.

quote:Originally posted by Hexadecimal:

That was actually one of the best posts I've seen by Sylph...nice to know she can loosen up and be a cunt for some fun, along with being a relatively mature poster on the ordinary.

I'm glad somebody lets me off the hook for once. Jesus Christ you people.

quote:Originally posted by sylph:

I'm glad somebody lets me off the hook for once. Jesus Christ you people.

Ah, the sarcasm as a whole of the community strikes again. =/

Sarcasm's a hard thing to see when it's so subtle and you don't know the person you're talking to. Sorry for the confusion.

I think?

quote:Originally posted by The Dan:

Ah, the sarcasm as a whole of the community strikes again. =/

Sarcasm's a hard thing to see when it's so subtle and you don't know the person you're talking to. Sorry for the confusion.

I think?

Haha, not a problem. I wasn't exactly addressing you so much. The first time I say something stupid or sarcastic, in this forum at least, I'm jumped all over by "I expected more out of you!" I'm disappointed in you, I know you're better," the list goes on.

quote:Originally posted by sylph:

I'm glad somebody lets me off the hook for once. Jesus Christ you people.

Exactly my point above.

quote:Originally posted by Trapped In A Box:

Exactly my point above.

I thought that may have been it, I wasn't jumping on your balls anyways. Not really any of you, just a lot of S&A members in general.