what do girls think about ass hair on a guys ass?

are they ok with it?

or does it gross them out?

and this question is for girls 16-19 years old

I dont know how to get rid of my ass hair

It's not like you can just feel around with a razor. And I'm a little hesitant to nair my hole.

Im a 22y/o guy, so I doesnt apply to me... but...



WHO GIVES A FUCK?

quote:Originally posted by Docta?:

Im a 22y/o guy, so I doesnt apply to me... but...



WHO GIVES A FUCK?

So you wouldnt mind dating a girl with ass-hair?

It's not pleasant to look at or feel, to say the least. But it's something one needs to learn to deal with. Guys have arse hair. It'd be crazy for a girl to expect a guy to get rid of it, I think.

quote:Originally posted by SilentMind:

So you wouldnt mind dating a girl with ass-hair?

You have me there... I guess I could probably fuck a girl with ass hair, if I was drunk.

Date? Nope...

your ass hair keeps your buttcheaks from sticking together and smelling like shit when you sweat. be thankful for it (though it does get really anoying)

ass hair happens to alot of guys. get over it.

yea, hair in t3h ass can be annoying, but its needed

Haha, if you have no problem with it, then they won't have a problem with it.

I have so much asshair it's ridiclious. But it's no big deal, cause I don't think it is.

My ass hair is to the point where you cannot tell where my asscrack is. You can barely see skin. My ex girlfriend braided it once.

quote:Originally posted by Markoni:

My ass hair is to the point where you cannot tell where my asscrack is. You can barely see skin. My ex girlfriend braided it once.

You guys musta had some kinky ass sex.

quote:Originally posted by Kimness:

It's not pleasant to look at or feel, to say the least. But it's something one needs to learn to deal with. Guys have arse hair. It'd be crazy for a girl to expect a guy to get rid of it, I think.

HI KIM!

srsly thanks for that though I've been wondering about that for a while.

quote:Originally posted by gator:

what do girls think about ass hair on a guys ass?

are they ok with it?

or does it gross them out?

and this question is for girls 16-19 years old

You are a male, It's gonna happen.

Get over it.

quote:Originally posted by nexota:

your ass hair keeps your buttcheaks from sticking together and smelling like shit when you sweat. be thankful for it (though it does get really anoying)



Then why dont girls have those problems?

Only fags (and not even all fags, just the gayest of the fags) shave their ass hair.

quote:Originally posted by Elephantitis Man:

Only fags (and not even all fags, just the gayest of the fags) shave their ass hair.



Does it make you feel sad that 'fags' get more pussy then you do?

quote:Originally posted by SilentMind:



Does it make you feel sad that 'fags' get more pussy then you do?

Yes.

lol, y u make fun of me?

I fucking hate my ass hair! If I could easily rid my hind-parts of its unwanted foliage I would gladly do so.

Same goes with the rest of my body hair including my facial hair. My eyebrows and hair on my head can stay;I can live without the rest.

quote:Originally posted by y4m4:

I fucking hate my ass hair! If I could easily rid my hind-parts of its unwanted foliage I would gladly do so.

Same goes with the rest of my body hair including my facial hair. My eyebrows and hair on my head can stay;I can live without the rest.



Exactly. The only purpose my ass-hair serves is to cover up my pilodinal cyst. :\

NOTE: YES IT IS A WALL OF TEXT, BUT WELL WORTH IT.

Don't Shave That Hair!!!

I have recently made a mistake in my life, and I offer my story to you, that you may learn from my error. It all started, as many things do, with me having trouble shitting.

No, I was not constipated; this was not a regularity problem but a matter of technique. It seems my ass-hair had grown to such a length that tiny grogans were constantly getting tied up in the matted jungle between my asscheeks. It led to much frustration, with me KNOWING that I still had something to drop, but unable to shake the tenacious turd loose from its butthair dwelling. Eventually I would have to do two things: either reach down with some paper and try to pinch off the lingering loaf (which required careful precision to avoid smearing the creature all over my rear, especially since I had no way of seeing what I was doing) or just go for broke, start wiping, and hope that I could remove all the leftover fecal matter before the toilet paper reached its Can't-Be-Flushed threshold.

I was contemplating this problem, when I had what seemed at the time to be a bright idea. "Hey! This is my butt and my butt-hair, right? So why don't I just eliminate all the hair, and then my grogans will flow out like beer from a keg!" I said to myself. It is a statement that will go down in history with a lot of other regretted statements. "How many Indians could there be?" said by General Custer. "Looks like a good day for a drive!" by JFK. "There! America On-Line now has complete Usenet access!" by some idiot system tech. Such was my anal shaving idea.

I performed the operation that night, with a cheap disposable razor and a towel to sit on. Starting from the bottom, and shaving from the crack to the cheeks, I began the arduous process of ridding my ass of hair. Occassionally, I would have to clean the razor of accumulated hair and miscellaneous slime, which I did by wiping it on the towel. Slowly, my twin mounds and the between-ravine began to resemble the hairless cheeks of a newborn baby. Finally, I wiped the razor one last time, and surveyed my work. The towel was covered with a pile of hair. My ass was smooth as ivory. I smiled, satisfied, thinking my troubles were over.

Little did I know.

I now have a great respect for anal-hair. Like everything in this world God created, it has its mighty purpose in existence. It was only after I had removed it that I started to learn how much I had been taking it for granted. For one, it provides friction. I learned this the next day, when I walked out into the sun heading for class. After climbing two flights of stairs and starting to sweat, I started to notice something unpleasant. The sweat was accumulating in my crack, and was causing the unpleasant sensation of my two asscheeks sliding past each other with every step. I thought about going to the bathroom and wiping it off, but had to get to class. Eventually, I thought, it would dry.

Unfortunately, it did dry, but only after mingling with the microscopic shit- molecules lingering around my brown starfish. When I stood up after class, my cheeks were stuck together with a slimy sticky shit/sweat combination. As I made my way back to my dorm, it started to itch. God-DAMN, did it itch! Felt like a swarm of ants was making its way up and down my crack. Fighting to keep from jamming my hand down there and scratching away, I rushed back to the dorm.

Unfortunately again, this exertion caused me to sweat, and when I finally reached my room, my cheeks were sliding back and forth against each other like a pair of horny cane-toads. I quickly dropped my pants, and attempted to dry my ass off by sticking it in front of a fan and spreading my cheeks. As I pulled the two mounds of flesh apart, a horrible stench burst free and filled the room. Every dog within a 4 block radius started to howl. I had it worst of all, as the ripe aroma of festering shit/sweat went into the fan and blew back into my face. I fought to keep from heaving. And as I sat there, fighting vomit, my ass cheeks spread and dripping, with the concentrated aroma of my body odor mixed with the tangy smell of my own shit blowing right into my face, I had only one thought: "It will be like this until the hair grows back. Weeks."

Later on, trying to deal as best I could, wiping my ass at every opportunity, I discovered another wonderful use for ass-hair - ventilation. I attempted to launch a fart, only to have it get stuck between my asscheeks. Apparently, with no hair, the two pink twins can get vacuum sealed together, and the result was a frustrating fart that slid up and down between my cheeks like a lost gerbil.

As if that wasn't enough, I am now enduring further torture. As anyone who has ever shaved anything knows, when hair is first growing in, it comes in as stubble. Imagine your ass having the texture of a brillo pad. Well, that is what I am dealing with now. It is a hellish torture, and there are many times when I just look out the window and contemplate why I shouldn't just jump out and get it all over with in one fleshy splat, rather than endure this constant agony.

Friends, DON'T SHAVE YOUR ASS-HAIR

I had to stop reading this damn thread because I was trying to eat! Nasty motherfuckers.

quote:Originally posted by A-dam:

NOTE: YES IT IS A WALL OF TEXT, BUT WELL WORTH IT.



I read that before. And I still ask the same question. How is it that girls get by without hair on their crack?

why dont you just soak it in gasoline, and burn it?

quote:Originally posted by SilentMind:



Does it make you feel sad that 'fags' get more pussy then you do?

lol...burn? pwned? owned? lol

quote:Originally posted by SilentMind:

I read that before. And I still ask the same question. How is it that girls get by without hair on their crack?

we are perfect. that is how.

...i don't know where the eye-rolly smiley is.

anyway. i've only seen one boy naked and while he is admittedly much furrier than me, it's not at all unpleasant. whereas my friend used to constantly bemoan the fact that her last boyfriend needed to wax his ass. BADLY.

[This message has been edited by YouLookFourteen (edited 11-30-2006).]

quote:Originally posted by A-dam:

NOTE: YES IT IS A WALL OF TEXT, BUT WELL WORTH IT.

Don't Shave That Hair!!!

I have recently made a mistake in my life, and I offer my story to you, that you may learn from my error. It all started, as many things do, with me having trouble shitting.

No, I was not constipated; this was not a regularity problem but a matter of technique. It seems my ass-hair had grown to such a length that tiny grogans were constantly getting tied up in the matted jungle between my asscheeks. It led to much frustration, with me KNOWING that I still had something to drop, but unable to shake the tenacious turd loose from its butthair dwelling. Eventually I would have to do two things: either reach down with some paper and try to pinch off the lingering loaf (which required careful precision to avoid smearing the creature all over my rear, especially since I had no way of seeing what I was doing) or just go for broke, start wiping, and hope that I could remove all the leftover fecal matter before the toilet paper reached its Can't-Be-Flushed threshold.

I was contemplating this problem, when I had what seemed at the time to be a bright idea. "Hey! This is my butt and my butt-hair, right? So why don't I just eliminate all the hair, and then my grogans will flow out like beer from a keg!" I said to myself. It is a statement that will go down in history with a lot of other regretted statements. "How many Indians could there be?" said by General Custer. "Looks like a good day for a drive!" by JFK. "There! America On-Line now has complete Usenet access!" by some idiot system tech. Such was my anal shaving idea.

I performed the operation that night, with a cheap disposable razor and a towel to sit on. Starting from the bottom, and shaving from the crack to the cheeks, I began the arduous process of ridding my ass of hair. Occassionally, I would have to clean the razor of accumulated hair and miscellaneous slime, which I did by wiping it on the towel. Slowly, my twin mounds and the between-ravine began to resemble the hairless cheeks of a newborn baby. Finally, I wiped the razor one last time, and surveyed my work. The towel was covered with a pile of hair. My ass was smooth as ivory. I smiled, satisfied, thinking my troubles were over.

Little did I know.

I now have a great respect for anal-hair. Like everything in this world God created, it has its mighty purpose in existence. It was only after I had removed it that I started to learn how much I had been taking it for granted. For one, it provides friction. I learned this the next day, when I walked out into the sun heading for class. After climbing two flights of stairs and starting to sweat, I started to notice something unpleasant. The sweat was accumulating in my crack, and was causing the unpleasant sensation of my two asscheeks sliding past each other with every step. I thought about going to the bathroom and wiping it off, but had to get to class. Eventually, I thought, it would dry.

Unfortunately, it did dry, but only after mingling with the microscopic shit- molecules lingering around my brown starfish. When I stood up after class, my cheeks were stuck together with a slimy sticky shit/sweat combination. As I made my way back to my dorm, it started to itch. God-DAMN, did it itch! Felt like a swarm of ants was making its way up and down my crack. Fighting to keep from jamming my hand down there and scratching away, I rushed back to the dorm.

Unfortunately again, this exertion caused me to sweat, and when I finally reached my room, my cheeks were sliding back and forth against each other like a pair of horny cane-toads. I quickly dropped my pants, and attempted to dry my ass off by sticking it in front of a fan and spreading my cheeks. As I pulled the two mounds of flesh apart, a horrible stench burst free and filled the room. Every dog within a 4 block radius started to howl. I had it worst of all, as the ripe aroma of festering shit/sweat went into the fan and blew back into my face. I fought to keep from heaving. And as I sat there, fighting vomit, my ass cheeks spread and dripping, with the concentrated aroma of my body odor mixed with the tangy smell of my own shit blowing right into my face, I had only one thought: "It will be like this until the hair grows back. Weeks."

Later on, trying to deal as best I could, wiping my ass at every opportunity, I discovered another wonderful use for ass-hair - ventilation. I attempted to launch a fart, only to have it get stuck between my asscheeks. Apparently, with no hair, the two pink twins can get vacuum sealed together, and the result was a frustrating fart that slid up and down between my cheeks like a lost gerbil.

As if that wasn't enough, I am now enduring further torture. As anyone who has ever shaved anything knows, when hair is first growing in, it comes in as stubble. Imagine your ass having the texture of a brillo pad. Well, that is what I am dealing with now. It is a hellish torture, and there are many times when I just look out the window and contemplate why I shouldn't just jump out and get it all over with in one fleshy splat, rather than endure this constant agony.

Friends, DON'T SHAVE YOUR ASS-HAIR

QFTMFT

Quoted for the motherfucking truth.

Fact is unless your girl is doing anything to your asshole, it's not that noticeable - after all her vagina is pretty close to her ass, way closer than your dick is to your ass.

I have to say that it doesn't really bother me.

As long as you don't have an insanely hariy back.

Because that's just really icky.

NAIR YOUR ASS HAIR

quote:Originally posted by SilentMind:

I dont know how to get rid of my ass hair

It's not like you can just feel around with a razor. And I'm a little hesitant to nair my hole.

QFT.

Edit: I guess I could always use a mirror or something... but that'd be really fucking awkward. Almost impossible.

[This message has been edited by Twisted_Ferret (edited 11-30-2006).]

I'm 19, and have barely any ass hair

quote:Originally posted by rabbitweed:

I'm 19, and have barely any ass hair

Girly-boy!

I knew a girl with ass hair, wasnt much though, I could really care less.

I am more of a face guy.

Hairly nipples/ass + cute face = good to go.

quote:Originally posted by Elephantitis Man:

Only fags (and not even all fags, just the gayest of the fags) shave their ass hair.



I just did it the other day. Shaved el goocho, and said 'why the fuck not', and decided to get rid of the crack hair too. Nasty ass shit. I was just making out with a hot girl no more than 2 hours ago.

So that pretty much disproves your statement.

quote:Originally posted by streetjusticeforall:

I knew a girl with ass hair, wasnt much though, I could really care less.

I am more of a face guy.

Hairly nipples/ass + cute face = good to go.

So many chicks have hairy nipples, it's crazy. Never would have thought it before I went to college. They all shave though, of course. But it's still possible to determine the stubs.

I just recently shaved back-toback smiley faces in my ass hair. Score.

CaspeR

I used to just rip my ass hair out by hand in the shower... wasn't too bad once you got used to it.

I love my ass hair & a-dam I feel you dude.

I did that once, never again and to your long post ' QFT '.

gnight all of totsek3

-bman

quote:Originally posted by SilentMind:

I dont know how to get rid of my ass hair

It's not like you can just feel around with a razor. And I'm a little hesitant to nair my hole.

I did it once. Clogged the drain 9 times over.

quote:Originally posted by Markoni:

My ass hair is to the point where you cannot tell where my asscrack is. You can barely see skin. My ex girlfriend braided it once.

hahaha! aaah... thanks man, that was a good laugh...

quote:Originally posted by A-dam:

NOTE: YES IT IS A WALL OF TEXT, BUT WELL WORTH IT.

Don't Shave That Hair!!!

I have recently made a mistake in my life, and I offer my story to you, that you may learn from my error. It all started, as many things do, with me having trouble shitting.

No, I was not constipated; this was not a regularity problem but a matter of technique. It seems my ass-hair had grown to such a length that tiny grogans were constantly getting tied up in the matted jungle between my asscheeks. It led to much frustration, with me KNOWING that I still had something to drop, but unable to shake the tenacious turd loose from its butthair dwelling. Eventually I would have to do two things: either reach down with some paper and try to pinch off the lingering loaf (which required careful precision to avoid smearing the creature all over my rear, especially since I had no way of seeing what I was doing) or just go for broke, start wiping, and hope that I could remove all the leftover fecal matter before the toilet paper reached its Can't-Be-Flushed threshold.

I was contemplating this problem, when I had what seemed at the time to be a bright idea. "Hey! This is my butt and my butt-hair, right? So why don't I just eliminate all the hair, and then my grogans will flow out like beer from a keg!" I said to myself. It is a statement that will go down in history with a lot of other regretted statements. "How many Indians could there be?" said by General Custer. "Looks like a good day for a drive!" by JFK. "There! America On-Line now has complete Usenet access!" by some idiot system tech. Such was my anal shaving idea.

I performed the operation that night, with a cheap disposable razor and a towel to sit on. Starting from the bottom, and shaving from the crack to the cheeks, I began the arduous process of ridding my ass of hair. Occassionally, I would have to clean the razor of accumulated hair and miscellaneous slime, which I did by wiping it on the towel. Slowly, my twin mounds and the between-ravine began to resemble the hairless cheeks of a newborn baby. Finally, I wiped the razor one last time, and surveyed my work. The towel was covered with a pile of hair. My ass was smooth as ivory. I smiled, satisfied, thinking my troubles were over.

Little did I know.

I now have a great respect for anal-hair. Like everything in this world God created, it has its mighty purpose in existence. It was only after I had removed it that I started to learn how much I had been taking it for granted. For one, it provides friction. I learned this the next day, when I walked out into the sun heading for class. After climbing two flights of stairs and starting to sweat, I started to notice something unpleasant. The sweat was accumulating in my crack, and was causing the unpleasant sensation of my two asscheeks sliding past each other with every step. I thought about going to the bathroom and wiping it off, but had to get to class. Eventually, I thought, it would dry.

Unfortunately, it did dry, but only after mingling with the microscopic shit- molecules lingering around my brown starfish. When I stood up after class, my cheeks were stuck together with a slimy sticky shit/sweat combination. As I made my way back to my dorm, it started to itch. God-DAMN, did it itch! Felt like a swarm of ants was making its way up and down my crack. Fighting to keep from jamming my hand down there and scratching away, I rushed back to the dorm.

Unfortunately again, this exertion caused me to sweat, and when I finally reached my room, my cheeks were sliding back and forth against each other like a pair of horny cane-toads. I quickly dropped my pants, and attempted to dry my ass off by sticking it in front of a fan and spreading my cheeks. As I pulled the two mounds of flesh apart, a horrible stench burst free and filled the room. Every dog within a 4 block radius started to howl. I had it worst of all, as the ripe aroma of festering shit/sweat went into the fan and blew back into my face. I fought to keep from heaving. And as I sat there, fighting vomit, my ass cheeks spread and dripping, with the concentrated aroma of my body odor mixed with the tangy smell of my own shit blowing right into my face, I had only one thought: "It will be like this until the hair grows back. Weeks."

Later on, trying to deal as best I could, wiping my ass at every opportunity, I discovered another wonderful use for ass-hair - ventilation. I attempted to launch a fart, only to have it get stuck between my asscheeks. Apparently, with no hair, the two pink twins can get vacuum sealed together, and the result was a frustrating fart that slid up and down between my cheeks like a lost gerbil.

As if that wasn't enough, I am now enduring further torture. As anyone who has ever shaved anything knows, when hair is first growing in, it comes in as stubble. Imagine your ass having the texture of a brillo pad. Well, that is what I am dealing with now. It is a hellish torture, and there are many times when I just look out the window and contemplate why I shouldn't just jump out and get it all over with in one fleshy splat, rather than endure this constant agony.

Friends, DON'T SHAVE YOUR ASS-HAIR

Oh, man, awesome, this is a literary masterpiece! (really, i laughed quite a few times), and thanks for the tips, i will no longer take my ass hair for granted!

Eh, as a female, it took me a while to get used to it.

My first partner wasn't too hairy at all.

But as they've progressed, it seems they get hairier.. what the hell.

Which sucks, I always thought chest hair, and well, extra hair in general was disgusting. BUT I've found guys that are just so fucking amazing/talented in many respects, that I force myself to get over it.

Chest hair has grown on me. Ass hair though, still nasty, but bearable.

That's just silly

As long as there's not some form of beard I don't see why it should bother anyone.

quote:Originally posted by SkaterRaider:

So many chicks have hairy nipples, it's crazy. Never would have thought it before I went to college. They all shave though, of course. But it's still possible to determine the stubs.

whaaattt?!?!

i have never had hair anywhere near my nipples. at all.

no, i just checked, and they remain the like least hairy thing on my body.

Yeah, guys shouldn't need to worry about removing bum hair.

quote:Originally posted by ShouldTrip:

Eh, as a female, it took me a while to get used to it.

My first partner wasn't too hairy at all.

But as they've progressed, it seems they get hairier.. what the hell.

Which sucks, I always thought chest hair, and well, extra hair in general was disgusting. BUT I've found guys that are just so fucking amazing/talented in many respects, that I force myself to get over it.

Chest hair has grown on me. Ass hair though, still nasty, but bearable.

Why are looking at his bare ass so much in the first place? (if it's so awful)

quote:Originally posted by ShouldTrip:

Chest hair has grown on me.

heh.

I can stand it as long as it isn't like a gorilla's ass.

quote:Originally posted by ShouldTrip:

Chest hair has grown on me.

ahaha nice catching that rio

quote:Originally posted by Silent420:

ahaha nice catching that rio



lawl

I learned some things in the past few minutes.

Fuzzy bums are cute.