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 #1 
Old 2006-11-29, 17:47
FRZ-UNIT FRZ-UNIT is offline
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Default how often should i expect it?

hey im 16 as is the gf, our first time doing it was on friday, and then again on saturday morning, both times i didnt cum so ive decided maybe i should stop "jacking off" to see if its any better.

i havent had one in 5 days but ive not had sex either, im gasping for it now!!!! how often should i expect to be gettin laid at 16 is tha question?
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Old 2006-11-29, 17:50
just a name just a name is offline
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Default Re: how often should i expect it?

Atleast four or five times a day. If she isn't willing, dump the bitch and find someone who is
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Old 2006-11-29, 17:55
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Default Re: how often should i expect it?

At 16 years of age, she will be worn. The latex on those dolls is actually quite thin. WIth age it dries and splits. Dump her in the trash or put her in the antiques section of eBay.
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Old 2006-11-29, 17:57
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I wouldnt reccomend making a habit of the not jacking it bit. Not coming isnt really the worst thing that could happen, and chances are after a few times it'll take care of itself, once you're more comfortable.

As far as how often, you'll figure that out yourself soon enough. At 16 I'd guess a few times a week, depending on how often you get to see her. And if you end up getting it every day, then hold on to that one.
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Old 2006-11-29, 18:03
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Default Re: how often should i expect it?

quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

At 16 years of age, she will be worn. The latex on those dolls is actually quite thin. WIth age it dries and splits. Dump her in the trash or put her in the antiques section of eBay.

I loled!
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Old 2006-11-29, 18:08
Flawless Flawless is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Kage:

I loled!



As did I.
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Old 2006-11-29, 18:10
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quote:Originally posted by Kage:

I loled!



I didnt. Thats so cliched, jack. I expected something a little wittier from you.
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Old 2006-11-29, 18:12
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quote:Originally posted by SilentMind:



I didnt. Thats so cliched, jack. I expected something a little wittier from you.



I agree, but some days...ya know?
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Old 2006-12-01, 19:21
FRZ-UNIT FRZ-UNIT is offline
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poor show jacktech
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Old 2006-12-01, 22:08
gam3r_with_revenge gam3r_with_revenge is offline
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quote:Originally posted by FRZ-UNIT:

poor show jacktech

Yea usally his post are totaly kickass lol

but this was funny
 #11 
Old 2006-12-01, 22:17
ShouldTrip ShouldTrip is offline
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Default Re: how often should i expect it?

quote:Originally posted by FRZ-UNIT:

poor show jacktech

Hah, I didn't read who wrote it until someone mentioned it. All i thought was "Yeah, not funny."

O-well, he's having a rough day.

Anyways: just see how often she's free and willing.
 #12 
Old 2006-12-02, 06:15
bain surgeon bain surgeon is offline
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You should be taking her too and from school so about 3-4 times a day. Once on the way to once onthe way home and once in the evening. With your occasional passing period blow job.
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Old 2006-12-02, 06:40
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Expect? You shouldn't expect sex. You CREATE sex; passion, lust, love...they are arts, not goals.

You create the desire first - the earlier in the day, the better. This can be done easily with a phone call telling a girl how beautiful she is/how riveting her eyes are/ etc. Over time, you need to figure out new and creative ways to arouse desire, but this is the way of any art, variety and uniqueness are important to pave the way for the next part:

Second, you stir yourself into her thoughts - maybe send her a text around lunch-time...let her know you'd like to see her...let her know she is BETTER than whatever it is you could be doing aside from her. The more 'romantic' this step is, the more fluid the next two steps are:

Third, you must ignite her emotions - make her yearn for you! After you're on her mind, all you must do to enter her heart is to wait, even if she is already in your heart. If you have fallen for her, you MUST be strong here!

Fourth, you must excite her body - kiss her gently, caress the small of her back slowly and smoothly, play with her hair, stare into her eyes! Make love to all of her senses! A gentle cologne! Dress sharp. Use a sensual touch! A fresh kiss! A deeper, soul-soothing voice! With this, you will melt her reserves away:

The fifth step - go steady, go slow, speed it up, explode! Use your hands if they're free; one on the clit, one on her back or breasts, kiss her passionately...chest, neck, breasts, lips, ears, even her legs. Burn her body away with the fires of lust!

I hope my guide to basic man-whoring will help you. Please, do not abuse this information...only use this with a woman you truly enjoy the company of, whether or not you get pussy from her...using this indiscriminately has led too many men to hurting the woman they finally fall for.
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Old 2006-12-02, 06:50
Gus Gus is offline
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Default Re: how often should i expect it?

...Or just throw her down and rip her clothing off, and fuck her there and then... Hell, that's the way it's done man.
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Old 2006-12-02, 07:04
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quote:Originally posted by Gus:

...Or just throw her down and rip her clothing off, and fuck her there and then... Hell, that's the way it's done man.

That only works with a hostess...and I'm not talking about restaurants here, Chubby...I mean they're incubating something vicious in their downstairs...
 #16 
Old 2006-12-02, 11:50
Mindless Xyzzyean Mindless Xyzzyean is offline
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Default Re: how often should i expect it?

Dont expect anything, keep it like that.
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Old 2006-12-03, 07:58
DENKDAN DENKDAN is offline
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Default Re: how often should i expect it?

LOL anyone else wondering how the fuck he could manage to have sex on multiple occasions without cumming and then extend that to a 5 whole days days without busting a nut..



wow..
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Old 2006-12-03, 08:26
milkygaybar milkygaybar is offline
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Sound advice, Hexadecimal. You should print a leaflet to enlighten the brotherhood of how it's done.
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Old 2006-12-03, 08:31
Gus Gus is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Hexadecimal:

That only works with a hostess...and I'm not talking about restaurants here, Chubby...I mean they're incubating something vicious in their downstairs...

Chubby? Well, excuse you, but I have a name, Asshole.

And really now, that'd be the easiest way for him to get laid. A man that acts is much easier than a man that tries to think it over too much.

Something you'd be smart to learn.
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Old 2006-12-03, 21:32
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Default Re: how often should i expect it?

quote:Originally posted by Gus:

Chubby? Well, excuse you, but I have a name, Asshole.

And really now, that'd be the easiest way for him to get laid. A man that acts is much easier than a man that tries to think it over too much.

Something you'd be smart to learn.

Romance is in my blood though! I just felt it'd be nice to let a few of the guys in here know how my mojo mystifies the ladies maternal drives.

...also Gus, I know damned well when no romancing is needed. I can spot a woman who is craving the dick like a hawk spots a field mouse.
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Old 2006-12-04, 06:13
senorfrog senorfrog is offline
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Default Re: how often should i expect it?

The not cumming thing is totally mental so don't worry about anything physical. I usually find that if I try really hard not to cum when I first start then it will be a WHILE before I go. Try just when you feel it building up, just roll with it, take deep breaths, kiss her neck and smell her hair (if it smells good, if not.... shower first lol). Also try getting her to wrap her legs around your back or to pull you into her as you thrust, like from the backs of your thighs. Those both work for me.
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Old 2006-12-04, 06:19
CarbonB CarbonB is offline
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^Lol, what if smelling her hair is your ultimate turn-on fetish?

So by smelling her hair you blow your load even quicker! That would be an all time major backfire.
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Old 2006-12-04, 06:37
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That's exactly what I was thinking CarbonB. For me, smelling her hair, and it smelling like a mixture of her sex sweat and the fruity smelling girl-shampoo would make me explode.
 
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