im sorry if this has already been done, but here we go...whats the worst pick-up line you can think of? post it! mine="hey, baby, are you from heaven? cause i got an erection!"

Kman101

'Would you mind holding the camera while I pose for the internets newest goatse?'

Make sure to tattoo a picture of Will Smith across your cheeks for best effect.

[This message has been edited by SilentMind (edited 11-29-2006).]

quote:Originally posted by SilentMind:

'Would you mind holding the camera while I pose for the internets newest goatse?'

Make sure to tattoo a picture of Will Smith across your cheeks for best effect.



"starts puking" ewwwww....will smith's bad acting! and goatse to boot!

"does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

my friend says these rufies are cherry flavored but i don't believe him, could you taste it?

Like these potatoes, you're Ore-Ida.

Fuck me please

quote:Originally posted by kman101:

"starts puking" ewwwww....will smith's bad acting! and goatse to boot!



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[This message has been edited by FCAdam (edited 11-29-2006).]

Your parents muct both be retarded,

...cause you're a very special girl

-F☺rd

Hey baby, ill suck yo dick fo a dollar! (http: //i38.phot obucket.co m/albums/e 142/blacke ndearth108 /suck-yo-d ick-fo-a-d olla-1.jpg)

Edit: Fucking link fucks up every time i post it. I give up.



[This message has been edited by XHippie HunterX (edited 11-29-2006).]

Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?

my personal favorite.



Those pants look good baby, but they'd look better on my floor.

I'm not going to bullshit you, at all. You're very attractive and I'd like to have empty sex with your cunt to boost my ego.

.............So, how about rewarding an honest man with his due?

Do you see this drink? Yes? It's spiked. So. Do you want a drink?

Are you going to be walking through a dark alley to your car tonight? And if so, can you give me a time frame? I have quite a few other... clients.

Is that a mirror in your pants? Cause I can see myself in them.