Ok...as you may have guessed this is a thread about a guy liking a girl (how original).

Yeah well...shes beautiful, shes sweet, shes funny. Shes in my homeroom and damn do I find it hard to talk to her. I've thought this girl was totally beautiful the first time I saw her in school (sometime last year). Shes persian which means she has dark skin, a face that reminds me of cleopatra, and a body that reminds me ofthe kama sutra lol.

Its just hard as hell to speak to her, most of the time she is checking her phone, talking to a friend, or generally staring into space. Im not the nervous type of guy, Ill usually talk to any girl but this one...

We got on to talking about the language farsi a while back and she thought it was cool i was interested in it (only because of her) so i learned a phrase or two just to impress.She told me she could help translate stuff for me. So one day I had an ingenious plan...

I wrote something this down on my notebook and asked her to translate it:

"Translate:

Its a shame that due to how pretty you are I am unable to speak to you and know who you are beneath that.What do you think?Should I invest in a blindfold?

Should I take farsi lessons?"

I hand it to her.At this point Im nearly shaking.She looks over it with a concentrated expression.

"Um...no I dont think I can translate this. Its kind of complicated"

she hands it back to me. I nod my head.

....

WTF???Who wouldnt get that???

You should have written it in farsi and had her translate it into english.

lol but then she wouldnt be able to understand most of it. She only has basic fluency.

sigh...

[This message has been edited by TruthWielder (edited 11-29-2006).]

I've dated two arab girls in my day. And I went to school with a bunch of them. In my experience, you're better off just keeping your distance. They all seem to have this aura of superiority and even the ugly ones look down their noses at you. I dont care how hot they might be, you dont need to deal with that.

On that note, the first girl I ever dated was bengali, and she just happened to be 4 years older and married. She was pretty damn cute too.

body like the kama sutra, huh? ever read the kama sutra, kid? its fucking boring, so that means her body=boring?

quote:Originally posted by kman101:

body like the kama sutra, huh? ever read the kama sutra, kid? its fucking boring, so that means her body=boring?



The kama-sutra is a techincal manual on the art of sex. It's not boring if you're applying what you've learned. And also, you might consider investing in the illustrated edition.

I dated and east Indian chick for a while, they are damn hot, and ALOT of fun in bed.

But..... it sorta sounds like you got rejected. Try again just in case, but try not to be a stalker.

I admit that she at first seems to have a superior attitude but if you talk to her shes damn straight and pretty easy going.

Shes just cute as all hell...If I wasnt a bit attractive I dont think I would have a chance...

I dunno man. SilentMind what do you think about what happened?Wasnt it almost obvious?Any other advice for some charm i could pull?

Additionally...how are those type of women when it comes to sex?

about the whole illustrated version, i dunno where to buy it, and the book is my moms, so ewwwwwww

I've been dating a fucking hot Persian, damn he's good in it all, were this tight. . . about the girls, they're a different story, take it easy and if you're really into her, go at it, but don't give in to her whatso ever.

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quote:Originally posted by kman101:

about the whole illustrated version, i dunno where to buy it, and the book is my moms, so ewwwwwww

dude just...uh...dont think about your mom while reading it.I dont know about you but the little Ive read is interesting as hell.

Um...yeah...well she wears a bob marley bracelet (and currently has my usb drive...). Shes into photography and...is quite pretty.What can I say to her?

quote:Originally posted by TruthWielder:

I admit that she at first seems to have a superior attitude but if you talk to her shes damn straight and pretty easy going.

Shes just cute as all hell...If I wasnt a bit attractive I dont think I would have a chance...

I dunno man. SilentMind what do you think about what happened?Wasnt it almost obvious?Any other advice for some charm i could pull?

Additionally...how are those type of women when it comes to sex?



Personally, I have a policy about asking girls out twice. I make my first move clear, and there are too many girls out there that are afraid to reject you staight up and hurt your feelings, and instead go with bullshit excuses. So if a girl doesnt go for it the first time, I just move on. If she's interested after that, then she can do something about it.

But it's entirely your choice. You could always put your balls on the line and ask her straight out.

try it again with something simpler.

quote:Originally posted by TruthWielder:

dude just...uh...dont think about your mom while reading it.I dont know about you but the little Ive read is interesting as hell.

Um...yeah...well she wears a bob marley bracelet (and currently has my usb drive...). Shes into photography and...is quite pretty.What can I say to her?



"hey, baby, are you from heaven, cuz i got an erection!" but, seriously, some guys cant really do this, but...talk to her? "hey, so yeah, catch anything interesting recently w/ ur camera?"

Persian girls get my vote.

If you handed her that, and that's what she said, she's either a bit slow, or she caught on and rejected you flat out. I would guess the former. Ask her out again, but a little less discretely, see what happens.

thanks guys, I appreciate the advice.

kman, jojabr, Silentmind, hippie hunter, quackyiraqy, asthesunsets

you guys all rock!

Goodnight and goodluck to you all.

Hey guys, here's my advice. If you wanna ask someone out, just fucking ask her. It works all the time. What could happen at worst? She'll say no. That way you don't waste your time in deciphering her code messages and shit. Look for someone else.

Correct me if im wrong but Persia is gone man, and i think she rejected you

quote:Originally posted by NiGhT PrOwLeR:

Correct me if im wrong but Persia is gone man

Persia = modern-day Iran

Persian = Iranian

quote:Originally posted by jojabr:

Persia = modern-day Iran

Persian = Iranian

Notice how he did NOT correct me on the OP being rejected

quote:Originally posted by NiGhT PrOwLeR:

Notice how he did NOT correct me on the OP being rejected



lol it could be man it could be. I doubt it though...

she didnt show the slightest sign of surprise or discomfort...and shes not that conceited. Plus she is a bit "out there".

Just damn hard to talk to her though...

either tell her this, or give her a note that says this asking her for her advice.

"you're one of the prettiest girls that i've seen so, if anyone could help me with this, it's you. Theres a pretty girl, and my friend swim wants to go out with her, so how do you think he should ask her out."

if she tells you to tell your friend straight out, then jus blurt out you want to go out with her. and tell her your friend was you.

quote:Originally posted by ScaryDangerous:

either tell her this, or give her a note that says this asking her for her advice.

"you're one of the prettiest girls that i've seen so, if anyone could help me with this, it's you. Theres a pretty girl, and my friend swim wants to go out with her, so how do you think he should ask her out."

if she tells you to tell your friend straight out, then jus blurt out you want to go out with her. and tell her your friend was you.

That's really cute, but I don;t think it's effective, and it might be cheesy, but if it works, mark me wrong.

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i speak farsi (my parents are Iranian) i can translate whatever you want, scan it and email it to you. Itll cost you though.

also the best way would be to startplaying "jamming" from bobmarley then take a hit from your joint :P