my penis is 1 inch long and 3 inches wide. People call me tuna fish can dick. who else has a weird or abnormal penis shape?

Baritone saxophone dick. Looks like a baritone sax.

is your name by chance Chodie McFodie?

quote:Originally posted by malvert_the_janitor:

tuna fish can dick

lol

what no pics? if your not full of shit you might have a career ahead of you on late night european tv or at least the netherlands.

quote:Originally posted by bittersweetsymphony:

is your name by chance Chodie McFodie?

no. thanks for helping out with the thread jackass.

Mine is wierd.

Uncut and odd shape. It works though. Don't insult it 'til you try it.

I believe the correct term is penii, not penis's.

lol

-Angus

[This message has been edited by angustheotherwhitemeat (edited 11-28-2006).]

quote:Originally posted by angustheotherwhitemeat:

I believe the correct term is penii, not penis's.

-Angus

I believe your grammar nazi behavior is due to being jealous of not having a penis

AIDs dick, whatever the hell that means.

quote:Originally posted by angustheotherwhitemeat:

I believe the correct term is penii, not penis's.

-Angus

Actually, in the correct form, it is 'pen0rz', and not 'penii' or 'penises'.

quote:Originally posted by angustheotherwhitemeat:

I believe the correct term is penii, not penis's.

-Angus

Wrong. Penii would be for a Penus.

Its Penes if you want to get grammar nazi.

It's penises or penes.

Damn, HTS-Noob and doct0r_4rmo got to it before me. Although HTS-Noob was a little wrong as well... "Penii" would be for "penius."

Let's just call them dicks and be done with it.

the more you know... reading rainbow!

I once saw a guy in a porno who had metal studs all in penis. it looked like a bad case of genital warts without all the nasty sores or whatever. I dubbed it cacti dick.

quote:Originally posted by Twisted_Ferret:

Damn, HTS-Noob and doct0r_4rmo got to it before me. Although HTS-Noob was a little wrong as well... "Penii" would be for "penius."

Damn. Knew I fux0red something.

My dick is abnormally normal-shaped.

I thought penii was a word but I just discovered it is not in any dictionary.

quote:Originally posted by malvert_the_janitor:

People call me tuna fish can dick.

lol

My penis is reassuringly willy-shaped.

My cock is only like an inch longer than it is thick.

My exgirlfriend always compares my cock to one of those cylinder bags of ritz crackers, although she's exaggerating somewhat, and the shape is obviously off.

Guy I'm with right now's bends to the left, kind of odd, just started seeing him so haven't had a chance to try it.

^I feel weird as fuck saying that, but o-well, it's honest haha.

quote:Originally posted by malvert_the_janitor:

People call me tuna fish can dick.

Funniest troll quote of the week.

quote:Originally posted by HTS-Noob:

Mine is wierd.

Uncut and odd shape. It works though. Don't insult it 'til you try it.

Is it long and thin, with a small cap that pops off to reveal a flourescent tip?

It was a joke, people. Jesus, we have some dumbasses on this board. Here, I'll go back and edit in 'lol' so you people will know I'm not being serious.

Hehe Platipii

-Angus

HAHA, you have a choad!!!!!!

The boys are going to laugh at you in the locker room and the girls are going to pull down your pants and call you Senor Choad while squirting you with mustard.

Gross, but still good times, good times.

there should not be an apostophe there...