ROFL.

:]

I never have.

But i would be embarassed.

You call that shit? Try having your mom walk in on you when you're jacking off with only a t-shirt on then having her notice that your room reeks on weed.

quote:Originally posted by plasticEMO:

ROFL.

:]

I never have.

But i would be embarassed.

plasticEMO, talk about redundent!



Why, it is natural!

I haven't and I doubt it'd be a big deal.

Nope not yet, i have had a few close calls though

When I was younger.

quote:Originally posted by AnAsTaSiO:

When I was younger.

Would you like to share the story?

when i was 14 ahhh that was a funny day *wipes away tear*

quote:Originally posted by Jack_and_Jill:

when i was 14 ahhh that was a funny day *wipes away tear*

Shhtorryy?

quote:Originally posted by Jack_and_Jill:

when i was 14 ahhh that was a funny day *wipes away tear*

Was that a sperm tear?

yes and it was terrible... I dont want to say anymore about it...

Eek. I was around 15 I guess, my brother walks in on me, I was watching a german talkshow with an ugly male host. I think baywatch had just been on, I just hadn't bothered zapping :/

He stopped for a second and just looked and turned around. It was pretty horrible. Meeting him after that wasn't easy, he laughed at me.

I solumly swear to remeber my roomates class scedual better. make that a getting caught. man college dorms sux

I think I did catch wanking, because I do it all the time now. I didn't know it was infectious, though...

quote:Originally posted by EtherFreak:

I solumly swear to remeber my roomates class scedual better. make that a getting caught. man college dorms sux



holy fuck, you must go to Retard College.

My story...



I was wanking in my bedroom with sme porn on, pretty loud and my mum had just gone out, so i thought might as well bash it out now! so during whacking off my mum had come back becasue she forgot somethind she heard a woman orgasm, so she naturally wondered upstairs to find me laying on bed cock in hand...



Worse day ever.

nope never has and i hope it never will...my mom walked in on me getting head though...that sucked

quote:Originally posted by osessity:

You call that shit? Try having your mom walk in on you when you're jacking off with only a t-shirt on then having her notice that your room reeks on weed.

lol i'd like to hear the extended version.

never got caught wanking, fucking yes, and that was bad enough. i have a feeling wanking would be a little worse.

My door has a lock and i have wireless headphones so i never get caught

I was having a wank to the new Screech Porn and as i was just about to blow ,my mum walked in and i came and it hit her in the face she wasnt pleased and walked out of my room with tears in her eyes .

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ive been caught jerking by my older brother, and both he and my mom have caught me looking at porn....fuck! i need my own compy!

My story:

So Im sitting with my cock in my hand jacking it in my room in front of my computer screen (full of porn)

door opens.I see my dad.I freeze.My eyes widen.

Blank expression on his face.Door closes.

I sit in the fetal position in my closet for like half an hour.

never



and we try to keep it like that

My dormmate last year jerked off when I was in the room. Each time, I would get up and slam the door behind me on the way out. You'd think he'd get the picture after that.

I think he wore condoms while doing it too, because it made such a slippery fap noise.