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This one's for the girls

Who've ever had a broken heart

Who've wished upon a shooting star

You're beautiful the way you are

This one's for the girls

Who love without holding back

Who dream with everything they have

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WHy did I CLICk that?

But seroisly.. I had a boyfriend that was a bit smaller then him, nt so hairy.. and he was great.

I'm a poor student, so of course I would do him for 10g

quote:Originally posted by kAtE-:

WHy did I CLICk that?

But seroisly.. I had a boyfriend that was a bit smaller then him, nt so hairy.. and he was great.

I'm a poor student, so of course I would do him for 10g

I only weigh about 180. Would you do me for a calculus textbook?

I dont like maths

quote:Originally posted by kAtE-:

I dont like maths



Thats the problem with this country. Whores are so damn picky nowadays. In mexico, you can get the cute ones for half a pizza.

quote:Originally posted by SilentMind:



Thats the problem with this country. Whores are so damn picky nowadays. In mexico, you can get the cute ones for half a pizza.

I hope yo're not caling me american.

quote:Originally posted by kAtE-:

I'm a poor student, so of course I would do him for 10g

Read a joke recently.

A man walks up to a woman in the street and says, "Would you sleep with me for a million bucks?" She quickly replies, "Yes." So the man asks, "would you sleep with me for $40?" Outraged the woman says "Of course not, you pervert! What kind of person do you think I am?" The man answers, "Sorry lady, we've established that already. Now I'm just working on a price".

Not implying anything...

quote:Originally posted by arquin:

Read a joke recently.

A man walks up to a woman in the street and says, "Would you sleep with me for a million bucks?" She quickly replies, "Yes." So the man asks, "would you sleep with me for $40?" Outraged the woman says "Of course not, you pervert! What kind of person do you think I am?" The man answers, "Sorry lady, we've established that already. Now I'm just working on a price".

Not implying anything...

Im vunrable. be nice.

I like this joke.

A man walks up to a woman on the street and says, "I have $10. If you agree, I'll drop it on the ground and for as long as it takes you to pick it up, I get to have my way with you."

The woman thinks, "Well how much could he do in the time it takes me to pick up $10?" So she agrees.

The man then proceeds to rip open bags of pennies and scatter them all over the ground.

quote:Originally posted by Ziggurat:

Would you do a guy if he looked like this? (http://www.chubbies-naked.com/) What if he was 2x harier? What if he had no hair? What if he had stretch marks? What if he paid you 10 grand?

I think he's very attractive.

He's the kind of guy I like but to whom I'm invisible. guys like that dont like girls like me.

But I wouldnt fuck anyone just because they offered to pay me. I've got my own money, thanks.

It's like Al Borlan porn.

"would consider doing a video?"

"I don't think so Tim"

quote:Originally posted by yoyobek:

I think he's very attractive.

Ditto.

In a strange kind of way.

He has a sweet face.

quote:Originally posted by Paul Kemp:

I like this joke.

A man walks up to a woman on the street and says, "I have $10. If you agree, I'll drop it on the ground and for as long as it takes you to pick it up, I get to have my way with you."

The woman thinks, "Well how much could he do in the time it takes me to pick up $10?" So she agrees.

The man then proceeds to rip open bags of pennies and scatter them all over the ground.

The thing is...I think there are situations where that could work.

not to act all emo or wrist cutty, but i think i look worse than that guy, and i might be heavier, at least im not hairier(whew, almost triple threat?)

That guy reminds me of that other guy Haywood Jablowmi who used to post here. Wonder what happened to him. They look alike.

I'll stick to skinny emo boys. Preferably without too much hair.