So my first kiss was with my girl at the time, at the James Bond movie "Die another day".

A short few weeks following I dumped her. So anyway I have 5 more days left in the state and I badly need to get laid, I called her up and said since the new James Bond movie is out, we should go.

She said ok So smooth eh, I bs'd: "Well I saw JB was on, and I remembered the last time I saw JB, then I thought of you".

BOTTOM LINEGuys try BS like this with girls, then tell them they look great, prettty fool-proof shit. And/or get them wasted.

Fuck yes. Get her drunk and then fuck her, then leave state like a big man.

Oooh, you ladykiller, you!!

The mentality of a rapist, the intelligence of a stalker.

Good job.

quote:Originally posted by RedWasp:

The mentality of a rapist, the intelligence of a stalker.

Good job.

*giggles furiously*

well aren't you just a shining example of sexism!

*arches fingers*

Excellent!

I don't think anyone likes you.

quote:Originally posted by genericwittyusername:

I don't think anyone likes you.

wittycomebackwithapplesauce

lol asshole allert!1

KevinK, you leave with nothing. (I hope)

quote:Originally posted by Flock:

lol asshole allert!1

KevinK, you leave with nothing. (I hope)

OK guys, it went well but no i didnt get anythign !

quote:Originally posted by YouLookFourteen:

well aren't you just a shining example of sexism!

Hah! It's not sexism to want to get laid, and not give a shit about another person. It's called being an asshole. A sexist would be doing it just because it was a chick and it made him feel like a man because of that.

Really, he just wants to get his cock wet, and I can't say that I disagree with his logic. He's using what he has to get what he wants. If some girl falls prey to him, that's a travesty while hundreds of thousands of men a year are abused mentally by women and you don't even blink?

Seriously re-think your logic, girl.