Ha yeah so this weekend was the opening weekend at my local ski/board mountain (http://www.bigwhite.com

We ended up getting into the bars a served without ID (i am only 16) we ended up downing 15-20 pitchers and meeting some chill local girls, (i say local cause everyone up there is aussie) after chatting them up the better looking one who i'll call K gets up and asks if we want to go party somewhere else so i suggested we all go back to my condo and chill there for awhile.

So we decided this was a good idea and all left the bar and went to my place. I told K that i was 18 as i thought i could atleast pull off 18 and she knew we were underage. So we're just hangin out on this couch for awhile when i put my arm around her waist and pull her close to me and she leans on my chest and she tells me that she thinks she has a crush on me. I could tell she was kindof shy because of the age difference and because i had, lets say, 13-15 beer in me, i think i forgot to take age into consideration i ended up making out with her alot and she was loving the way i tocuhed her but she would always stop me when things were about to get "heavy". I was pretty drunk and jsut couldn't figure out why she was doing this lol, obviously in the morning i realised it was because of the age difference. She said she had to leave in like 10 mins, we were lying in my bed and i whispered "can i eat your pussy?" and she tells me "maybe" and started to kiss me again. In the end she said that she would call me next weekend, gave me a kiss and then smiled slyly and said "maybe next weekend you can eat my pussy". I couldn't get the smile off my face so i guess i'll just chill around the bar next weekend and see if she pops up.

What do you guys think am i gonna get any? or do you think she's teasing?

I think you should get a job.

I think you should bone her. Eating pussy is crap.

quote:Originally posted by ziagoN:

we were lying in my bed and i whispered "can i eat your pussy?"



lol. Thats fucking great.

you should get really drunk and try and put it in her arse, or an hole nearest the arse. imo

Well, that was certaintly smooth. :\



Your name backwards is Nogaiz

Nogaiz

No gaiz

No gays

O_O conspiracy!

But, nicely done, I'd say a bit smoother and you'd have gotten further then, but meh, better than I'm doing ATM. :\

Bigwhite huh? Where in Kelowna are you from? Which highschool?

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quote:Originally posted by Orange_Crusader:

Well, that was certaintly smooth. :\

It may not have been smooth, but it was certainly brave.

Top marks son! Go for gold

quote:Originally posted by Lazarus:

I think you should get a job.



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Go for it! What do you have to lose?

Lol i got a job, I would have been smoother.. but ehh i was pretty stoned/drunk. And i don'd mind eating pussy i enjoy it. Also i don't think i should mention my highschool, but ye im from kelowna.

quote:Originally posted by Orange_Crusader:

Well, that was certaintly smooth. :\



Your name backwards is Nogaiz

Nogaiz

No gaiz

No gays

O_O conspiracy!

But, nicely done, I'd say a bit smoother and you'd have gotten further then, but meh, better than I'm doing ATM. :\



it sounds more like "no guys" then no gays IMO. ziagoN` is an old name i first used in Counter-strike a few years back, it started as siagon, u know, the city in vietnam.

Yea, don't ask her if you can, tell her that's what you want her to do.

Example is as follows:

<UL TYPE=SQUARE>The wrong way; "Can I eat your pussy?" (cute puppydog face)

The right way; "I want you... to sit on my face. Now."</UL>

And don't even say that this doesn't work, because if you can't pull it off then you fail at life.

quote:Originally posted by ziagoN:



What do you guys think am i gonna get any? or do you think she's teasing?



What makes you think she'd want to sleep with a kid who still talks about 'fooling around'??! Thats just one up from 'making out'.

Wow man, you are so fucking cool!

I thought my ego was big...But goddamn you are either lame as fuck or straight bulshitting.

I fair... how is she 12 years older if she is 18 and your 16?



also... why the fuck would an 18/28 year old want to sleep witha school boy... they can get a real dick not a pencil for as much charm.