Why does it hurt when an empty condom wrapper falls out of your ex's wallet? WHY!?!

In reality, I know why... 'cuz she's moved far on and I haven't. I tell myself I'm over her, and I think I am for the most part, but... why does it still hurt so much?

Because you feel like a Siamese twin who's been ripped from his sibling and promptly salted. I dunno, but I know what you mean. It sucks man. Just force yourself to not care. Thrive on the pain. Have a nice day.

CaspeR

Who puts an empty condom wrapper in their wallet? I'd put one in there if it still had a condom in it... but not trash. Ew, then you'd get lube all over your wallet. Gross.

quote:Originally posted by Zok:

Who puts an empty condom wrapper in their wallet? I'd put one in there if it still had a condom in it... but not trash. Ew, then you'd get lube all over your wallet. Gross.

Someone who wants to make their ex jealous by showing them first hand that she has been having sex with another man.

quote:Originally posted by Zok:

Who puts an empty condom wrapper in their wallet? I'd put one in there if it still had a condom in it... but not trash. Ew, then you'd get lube all over your wallet. Gross.

QFT

quote:Originally posted by Wraith:

Someone who wants to make their ex jealous by showing them first hand that she has been having sex with another man.

QFT.

Too bad OP didn't think of it first. Why is he even hanging around a bitch like that?

As much as it hurts, be grateful that you didnt find an empty condom in your girlfriends wallet.

quote:Originally posted by SilentMind:

As much as it hurts, be grateful that you didnt find an empty condom in your girlfriends wallet.

An empty condom would have been better than the wrapper. As in no semen right?

quote:Originally posted by Wraith:

Someone who wants to make their ex jealous by showing them first hand that she has been having sex with another man.

Sounds like the same kind of person who'd just throw out a condom and use the wrapper to achieve the same effect, no?

quote:Originally posted by CaSp3R88:

Because you feel like a Siamese twin who's been ripped from his sibling and promptly salted.

I lol'd.

Seriously though, i don't understand why an empty one would fall out of her wallet, or why it would be in there in the first place.

quote:Originally posted by SilentMind:

As much as it hurts, be grateful that you didnt find an empty condom in your girlfriends ASS.

Fixed.

empty condom would mean its a trick.. no nut

quote:Originally posted by Wraith:

Someone who wants to make their ex jealous by showing them first hand that she has been having sex with another man.

haha. I like that idea.

No one keeps evidence like that. It was obviously a ploy to make you jealous. ANYONE who has sex throws the wrapper away because it's got lube on the inside, and it's gross. There's no need to keep it, especially in a wallet of all places. You throw the wrapper in the nearest trashcan. She was doing this shit to bother you, so ignore her bitch tactics, and get over her.

quote:Originally posted by Fanglekai:

No one keeps evidence like that. It was obviously a ploy to make you jealous. ANYONE who has sex throws the wrapper away because it's got lube on the inside, and it's gross. There's no need to keep it, especially in a wallet of all places. You throw the wrapper in the nearest trashcan. She was doing this shit to bother you, so ignore her bitch tactics, and get over her.

Freshman year when I first got laid I kept that condom wrapper for months. It was just kind of memorabilia. Anyways, we've all been in your situation. Other girls take your mind off her, and general rule of thumb is it'll take as long as you dated her to get over her (Dated for a month, a month of grieving), only if you really liked her though; which it sounds like you do.

quote:Originally posted by Fanglekai:

No one keeps evidence like that. It was obviously a ploy to make you jealous. ANYONE who has sex throws the wrapper away because it's got lube on the inside, and it's gross. There's no need to keep it, especially in a wallet of all places. You throw the wrapper in the nearest trashcan. She was doing this shit to bother you, so ignore her bitch tactics, and get over her.

That's what i was thinking at first, too. sounds a little odd that she'd stage that whole thing just to make him jealous, though.