Browsing this forum I have noticed a lot of immoral and perveted behavior being discussed.

Firstly and most importantly, I would like to say that homosexuality is a sin and an abomination against the LORD.

Leviticus 18:22

"Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination."

Secondly, I would like to say that sex outside the context of a good christian marriage is also wrong, although not nearly as wrong as homosexual acts.



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Due to the content I've decided to treat this like a SG topic and post here.

Moving to My God Can Beat The Shit Out Of Your God.

quote:Originally posted by Inti:

Moving to My God Can Beat The Shit Out Of Your God.

It says you're only a regular.

Dude your hearts in the right place on this one, but telling gays their just an abomination is kind of a wrong way to go about it.

quote:Originally posted by Shepherd:

Dude your hearts in the right place on this one, but telling gays their just an abomination is kind of a wrong way to go about it.

Well, what would you suggest?

Amen, brother. I encourage all of you to watch that live prayer thing... and watch for any prank callers that might show up.

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Live and let live, just let people do what floats their boat and in the end if their wrong their wrong, and if their right then their right.

quote:Originally posted by Twisted_Ferret:

Amen, brother. I encourage all of you to watch that live prayer thing... and watch for any prank callers that might show up.

LOL. With the prank callers, it's so much more than a wonderful evangelical show, it's also a comedy.

EDIT: Remember that fag who called in and said he was "morally pure"? I was laughing so hard.

"Oh, Dude, I read the bible all the time."

Hahahaha...

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Tell that to Ted...

time.

The Board of Directors of the National Association of Evangelicals, an organization of some 30 million people, fired their President when they learned that the epitome of modern righteousness, Rev. Ted Haggard, had engaged in the very satanic vices that he had condemned in his sermons. This model of uprightness for the Jesus movement, and actor in the film "Jesus Camp," the recently released documentary about the fundamentalist movement, got "outed."

Just days before the election, a gay drug-dealing hooker revealed that Haggard had engaged in kinky activity and did some naughty drugs as well. In the movie, the audience sees young Christians staring adoringly at Haggard, who warns them of the evils of homosexuality. "We don't have to debate about what we should think about homosexual activity. It's written in the Bible," he sermonized.

Haggard not only lost his position as chief evangelical hooha, but also got fired as preacher at the New Life Church in Colorado Springs, a church with some 14,000 members. On CNN, a Republican spokesman claimed he never heard of Haggard. James Carville, his interview adversary, retorted that all top Republicans must have forgotten the daily conversations Haggard held with high White House officials. After all, Haggard played a key role in turning out the evangelicals on election day to vote for God's candidate.

Married and a father of five, Haggard finally confessed, writing to his congregation that he was "guilty of sexual immorality." The male escort who exposed him claims that Haggard had paid sex with him for more than the past three years. Mike Jones both massaged and sold Haggard crystal meth. So what did the two of them actually do?

Haggard's continued vagueness about specific sins leads to speculation. But Wikipedia of all places provides some possible clues. Under "administering methamphetamines," the online encyclopedia states that "booty bumping" or "Keistering" have emerged as methods of taking crystal meth anally. Imagine Haggard lying face down on the massage table. Well you can take it from there.

The introduction of the substance anally, Wikipedia asserts, increases "sexual pleasure while the effects of the drug last."

good thing i'm not a christian. got any more oh-so-persuasive reasoning that doesn't come from the bible?

You don't know how to troll properly ,so please stop trying.

Secondly, DO NOT spam this forum with adverts for your own particular brand of neurosis.