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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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 #1 
Old 2006-11-24, 14:08
AquaX AquaX is offline
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Default hi man troubles here

sometimes when i um masturbate i have diarrhea , can anyone explain this? maybe share past experiences, like i have to sit on the toilet and jack off. it really causes a problem since i have 5 sisters and one bathroom.
 #2 
Old 2006-11-24, 14:10
Rusty Shackelford Rusty Shackelford is offline
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Default Re: hi man troubles here

drink pepto when you jack off and you should be ok, if that doesnt work then FUCK YOU.
 #3 
Old 2006-11-24, 14:13
AquaX AquaX is offline
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should i slather the pepto on my cock too? for further protection, please i am being serious here, i don't think i could ask the doctor , so i need a simple solution AS QUICK AS POSSIBLE PLEASE!!
 #4 
Old 2006-11-24, 16:18
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Columbus Ohio
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How long has it been occurring for? It could be that you just have diarrhea and that masturbation causes it to umm... rush the door?
 #5 
Old 2006-11-24, 16:36
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When you orgasm, it does cause your rectal muscles to contract. But uhh...its not normal for it to cause diarreah. Unless you're getting kinky with a highlighter or something.

If you think its a problem now, wait until you start having sex.
 #6 
Old 2006-11-24, 17:19
Maniak182 Maniak182 is offline
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Don't feed the troll.
 #7 
Old 2006-11-24, 17:48
AquaX AquaX is offline
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thanks guys, and the highlighter does sound fun

zok- ever since i started masturbating
 #8 
Old 2006-11-24, 17:55
oc6 oc6 is offline
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Default Re: hi man troubles here

hmmm...give yourself an enema before masturbation?

Strange...very strange, but the colon has a will of it's own sometimes.

How severe is the diarrhea? Have you seen a doctor for it? Here are a list of diseases of the bowel and intestines. Have it checked out.

http://digestive.niddk.nih.gov/ddiseases/topics/bowel.asp
 #9 
Old 2006-11-24, 18:06
moonmeister moonmeister is offline
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Ask your sisters to help clean up after.
 #10 
Old 2006-11-24, 18:19
AquaX AquaX is offline
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thanks oc6, it is VERY explosive diarrhea.

and moonmeister- quit stalking me=O
 #11 
Old 2006-11-24, 18:31
oc6 oc6 is offline
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quote:Originally posted by AquaX:

thanks oc6, it is VERY explosive diarrhea.

and moonmeister- quit stalking me=O



Be careful to stalk from a distance moonman.
 #12 
Old 2006-11-24, 18:40
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dodging the rain and tractors
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I'm guessing its psychosomatic. Whatever, GO SEE A GASTROLOGIST!

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 #13 
Old 2006-11-24, 19:11
Iskalla Iskalla is offline
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Fuckin' pussy, just squeeze one out and roll around in the shit afterwards.
 #14 
Old 2006-11-24, 19:42
Gus Gus is offline
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quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

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You fail, man.
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Old 2006-11-25, 09:00
AquaX AquaX is offline
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