Wow, I havent been to this forum in a while. But while Im here I thought Id ask for some advice. Well theres this girl I like and she likes me too (we give eachother little hints I guess you could say). Ive never really had a girl friend or anything but she been coming over to my house a little bit. But I wanted to really show her I liked her instead of sounding kind of like a douche and saying something gay like "hey I like you a whole lot" or something. I thought Id try to kiss her but I dunno. I keep trying but I just get so nervous and she will give a hug so I really have no time to act. Please help, Im desperate.

Well, first... have her over for a movie.. put your arm around her )over her shoulders and behind the head) and dont get scared, or you will regret it.. just tilt her head up to yours and kiss her on the lips and ask he rour.. thats it dont tell her you like her or anything just ask her out.. then makeout and fuck her.. end of story

go buy a pack of condoms and when shes at your house show it to her jokingly then read the box where it says its 99.9% effective, then rub your chin and question the box's claims and ask her to test it out in the name of science

4 simple words:

"Nice shoes, wanna fuck?"

Or the Goth version:

"Nice boots, wanna fuck?"

or the South American version:

"Nice drug cartel, wanna fuck?"

Or the Japanese version:

"Nice sandals, wanna fuck?"

Or the Kath 'n' Kim (Australians will get this) version:

"Noice shoes, wanna fuck?"

Or the Chinese version:

"Nice cultural revolutionary feet attire, wanna fuck?"

Yea... I think I might need advice that would help not the other way around, although the movie thing isnt such a bad idea.

quote:Originally posted by plehem12:

go buy a pack of condoms and when shes at your house show it to her jokingly then read the box where it says its 99.9% effective, then rub your chin and question the box's claims and ask her to test it out in the name of science

^^ this man has had more sex than an african bull donkey, listen to him

ps: there is no such thing as an african bull donkey

Call me a dick since I dont have much experience in this field (16 and never had a successfull relationship with anybody), but Id just start getting more relaxed around her, touching her more, if you wanna ask her something and shes focused on something else, lightly touch her arm, and keep it there a bit longer than the standard 2 seconds. Things like, they really show that you either really like her or that you actually love her.

quote:Originally posted by Rizzo in a box:

^^ this man has had more sex than an african bull donkey, listen to him

ps: there is no such thing as an african bull donkey

Well thats nice and all but I think Id much rather get past the kissing stage before moving onto the fucking all night long. Plus I dont think shes the type to go right to fucking after only knowing me for less than a month anyway.