I can't stand it anymore. Fuck porn. It doesn't even get me hard anymore. I need to get fucking laid right now! There was this girl in my class that sat on my lap and spread her legs and said ''Hah now I'm spread'' with a smile and she was teasing me as a joke and I got so hard right there. I just can't stand this shit anymore. I'm going to end up paying a fucking whore or something. My penis needs to be put into a vagina right now. I'm going to ask my sister.

rape

quote:Originally posted by Exploration Of ZodSpace:

I'm going to ask my sister.

Now that's the spirit!

quote:Originally posted by gadzooks:

Now that's the spirit!

quote:Originally posted by heisler2:

The cure to shyness is rape.

And I'm fucking serious. I need a fucking life and I need to get laid.

Rape that cockteasing bitch from your school.

Either she wants it, or she's an evil cockteasing bitch and deserves it.

No matter what, you are morally in the right if you do it.

quote:Originally posted by gadzooks:

Rape that cockteasing bitch from your school.

Either she wants it, or she's an evil cockteasing bitch and deserves it.

No matter what, you are morally in the right if you do it.



There have been rumors that she's been giving out blowjobs to some guys and she even admitted to doing it a couple times. She's got huge tits and nice lips too. I want to fuck her so bad. Do you think I should ask? I know this sounds FUCKED up but I need to get laid.

Gadzooks, do you have Sherri's phone number? Maybe she'll work me up?

quote:Originally posted by Exploration Of ZodSpace:

Do you think I should ask? I know this sounds FUCKED up but I need to get laid.

Don't ask, just do!

(Seriously though, I guess you could always try it).

If you're that horny, then you might as well take that chance.

quote:Originally posted by Exploration Of ZodSpace:

Gadzooks, do you have Sherri's phone number? Maybe she'll work me up?

I actually really liked her... Find your own homeless crack-addict!

Dude, sex isn't that important...

Ask your sister to hook you up with some hotties. Just don't fuck your sister.

quote:Originally posted by Exploration Of ZodSpace:

There have been rumors that she's been giving out blowjobs to some guys and she even admitted to doing it a couple times. She's got huge tits and nice lips too. I want to fuck her so bad. Do you think I should ask? I know this sounds FUCKED up but I need to get laid.

Don't straight out ask her, just start flirting with her, and get her number.

Oh, and then fuck your sister.

quote:Originally posted by Twisted_Ferret:

Dude, sex isn't that important...

QFT.

It's actually alot of hassle compared to masturbation.

The 'cons' of sex:

<UL TYPE=SQUARE>

<LI>Having to approach a girl.

<LI>Having to deal with possible rejection.

<LI>Having to seduce the girl.

<LI>Having to deal with possible rejection.

<LI>Having to turn her on.

<LI>Having to deal with possible rejection.

<LI>Having to get her off (optional).

<LI>Risk of pregnancy (18 years of your life gone).

<LI>Risk of STDs (From burning when you piss to genital warts to straight up dying).

<LI>Money spent (if applicable).

</UL>

Jerking off takes like 3 minutes (for me at least), and then you're good to go.

quote:Originally posted by rabbitweed:

Don't straight out ask her, just start flirting with her, and get her number.

Oh, and then fuck your sister.

Ah fuck. I'm going to smoke weed and forget about everything and pretend I didn't have a penis. I need to get laid. I'd cum 3 seconds into the sex. I'll ask my sister to hook me up or something. I'm kind of shy but I'll work it up, I guess.

quote:Originally posted by gadzooks:

QFT.

It's actually alot of hassle compared to masturbation.

The 'cons' of sex:

<UL TYPE=SQUARE>

<LI>Having to approach a girl.

<LI>Having to deal with possible rejection.

<LI>Having to seduce the girl.

<LI>Having to deal with possible rejection.

<LI>Having to turn her on.

<LI>Having to deal with possible rejection.

<LI>Having to get her off (optional).

<LI>Risk of pregnancy (18 years of your life gone).

<LI>Risk of STDs (From burning when you piss to genital warts to straight up dying).

<LI>Money spent (if applicable).

</UL>

Jerking off takes like 3 minutes (for me at least), and then you're good to go.



Jerking off doesn't cut it for me anymore. I want pink pussy now.

quote:Originally posted by Exploration Of ZodSpace:



Jerking off doesn't cut it for me anymore. I want pink pussy now.

Then buy a fleshlight, you twat.

Desperately horny guys = desperately unattractive.

quote:Originally posted by Exploration Of ZodSpace:



There have been rumors that she's been giving out blowjobs to some guys and she even admitted to doing it a couple times. She's got huge tits and nice lips too. I want to fuck her so bad. Do you think I should ask? I know this sounds FUCKED up but I need to get laid.

Gadzooks, do you have Sherri's phone number? Maybe she'll work me up?

If she really is a slut this would probally work. Get a cowboy hat and tip it cockilly down or some shit, then run up on here all cool and half joking "So, you gonna suck it or not?".

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Get a cowboy hat and tip it cockilly down or some shit, then run up on here all cool and half joking "So, you gonna suck it or not?".[/B][/QUOTE]

do the same thing but say hey baby u want to be my horse and ill be the cowboY???? lets go fuck in prairy some place....and by that i mean the bathroom with the retarded stall

quote:Originally posted by Exploration Of ZodSpace:



There have been rumors that she's been giving out blowjobs to some guys and she even admitted to doing it a couple times. She's got huge tits and nice lips too. I want to fuck her so bad. Do you think I should ask? I know this sounds FUCKED up but I need to get laid.



Just get her drunk.

-F☺rd

you probably just need to get out more

I'm 16 too and I feel exactly the same.

I hate jerking off so much now, but I've doubled the amount I do it in the last couple of weeks just to try to get my mind off sex. I get no joy from it at all anymore though.

What I've been doing is trying to up my looks as much as possible (Got contacts, wear nice clothes, put on good cologne, make sure I am very well groomed).

Also I'm making sure my self esteem and confidence are super high. Read www.becomeaplayer.com (http://www.becomeaplayer.com) and download a david deangelo or mystery method torrent for confidence so you get an idea of how to act. For self-esteem try self hypnosis stuff like sharm or bwgen. Google both of them. You need serials for both but they aren't hard to find.

Try to get talk to as many girls as you possibly can as well, I used to get anxious but it dissapears really quickly with experience.

Find some drinking buddies as well and get girls to come with you. Easy pussy right there. Make sure they drink a lot it should be easy.

3 months ago I got no girls at all and now I easily have around 10 girls that would date me. Not ugly girls either. Most guys are intimidated by the 9's or 10's so they actually seem to be easier then 7's or 8's.

Haha +1 gadzooks you're the man.

quote:Originally posted by Exploration Of ZodSpace:

I can't stand it anymore. Fuck porn. It doesn't even get me hard anymore. I need to get fucking laid right now! There was this girl in my class that sat on my lap and spread her legs and said ''Hah now I'm spread'' with a smile and she was teasing me as a joke and I got so hard right there. I just can't stand this shit anymore. I'm going to end up paying a fucking whore or something. My penis needs to be put into a vagina right now. I'm going to ask my sister.

I lol'd :P

I have been told I was good looking. And I'm not ugly. Not hot, but not ugly. I'm decent. That's not the problem. The problem is finding a girl that would sex me up.

quote:Originally posted by Crack Man:

rape

that'll get you and bubba laid

Dont waste your time, girls really arnt worth it..

Iv never gone after a girl, let them come after you.. They seem to be attracted to that uncaring attitude because I sure as hell am not atractive and I get enough attention for some reason.

ok.

Have fun. Don't rape anybody.

all this talk makes me want to go fuck my boyfriend who is working ahh fuck!!

Porn works wonderful

89.com

masturbation

Alcohol

quote:Originally posted by gadzooks:

QFT.

It's actually alot of hassle compared to masturbation.

The 'cons' of sex:

<UL TYPE=SQUARE>

<LI>Having to approach a girl.

<LI>Having to deal with possible rejection.

<LI>Having to seduce the girl.

<LI>Having to deal with possible rejection.

<LI>Having to turn her on.

<LI>Having to deal with possible rejection.

<LI>Having to get her off (optional).

<LI>Risk of pregnancy (18 years of your life gone).

<LI>Risk of STDs (From burning when you piss to genital warts to straight up dying).

<LI>Money spent (if applicable).

</UL>

Jerking off takes like 3 minutes (for me at least), and then you're good to go.



QFT

Go up to her with a rag and say "Does this smell like chloroform to you?"

Works like a charm.

quote:Originally posted by Exposo:

Now that's the spirit!

That's what he'd say.

quote:Originally posted by Euda:

ok.

Have fun. Don't rape anybody.



That really means: Rape Euda!

I sure hope you're trolling and not actually this fucking retarded.

quote:Originally posted by ajardoor:

I sure hope you're trolling and not actually this fucking retarded.

It's Exposo, it's an incest joke.

EXPlOration of ZOdspace. Get it? EXPOZO? Exposo? Incest?

quote:Originally posted by Cboys:

It's Exposo, it's an incest joke.

EXPlOration of ZOdspace. Get it? EXPOZO? Exposo? Incest?

I was refering to the OP...

quote:Originally posted by Sacofricosis:

*Most guys* are intimidated by the 9's or 10's so they actually seem to be easier then 7's or 8's.

Most UGLY guys. Attractive guys see attractive girls as normal girls. I see it a lot. Which leads me to my conclusion that you're full of shit. Still stuck in the dark. Thinking you know shit when in actuality you know shit all. Yes, cower in the power of my superior vocabulary and my constant use of the word shit.

You're a virgin, aren't you?

quote:Originally posted by Exploration Of ZodSpace:

I can't stand it anymore. Fuck porn. It doesn't even get me hard anymore. I need to get fucking laid right now! There was this girl in my class that sat on my lap and spread her legs and said ''Hah now I'm spread'' with a smile and she was teasing me as a joke and I got so hard right there. I just can't stand this shit anymore. I'm going to end up paying a fucking whore or something. My penis needs to be put into a vagina right now. I'm going to ask my sister.



Just take it easy man. During your first time you'll probably find sex is very different to how you expect it to be, physically and mentally. I couldnt cum when i lost my virginity and i had to make her suck me off and give me a hand job.

quote:Originally posted by guitarist_with_head:

I couldnt cum when i lost my virginity and i had to make her suck me off and give me a hand job.

lawl

quote:Originally posted by robyextreme:

lawl

k..

i get it every night and lunch break