like if you take it and bend it back and tuck it under your balls and stuff, can you get it to touch or go inside yor won ashole? mines otuches and maybe it might go in, but im not gonna try any more.

^cluntoris^

Then go fuck yourself! Grandma made these cookies for me!

i need to like whack off for a few minutes, then stop for a bit. once it gets all chubby, but not super hard, it definatly can get in there, but im afraid to try.

^cluntoris^

i can get it to touch, it doesn't bend enough to fuck myself. Yea i tried it, I am also not flexible to suck my own dick

whoa wtf, who said anything aobut autofellatio? why did you need to go and gay up my thread liek taht. damnit.

^cluntoris^

This is getting close to be being spam.

You say sucking your own dick is gay, but you are trying to fuck yourself in the ass?

Who the fuck tries to tuck their dick? Who the fuck tries to see if their dick can touch their ass?

quote:Originally posted by CarbonB:

Who the fuck tries to tuck their dick? Who the fuck tries to see if their dick can touch their ass?

quote:Originally posted by fray97:

i can get it to touch, it doesn't bend enough to fuck myself. Yea i tried it

Fucking closet homosexuals...where the fuck is fullcircle at, I am sure he can relate to this thread.

quote:Originally posted by cluntoris:

whoa wtf, who said anything aobut autofellatio? why did you need to go and gay up my thread liek taht. damnit.

^cluntoris^

Yh why you queer, why cant you speak proper english

quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

This is spam.

quote:Originally posted by Pilsu:



true, call da moderator lawl

quote:Originally posted by Pilsu:

This is spam

Agreed.

quote:Originally posted by Fanglekai:

Agreed.

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My mate always says "COME BACK WHEN YOUR DICK TOUCHES YOUR ASS" when guys annoy her.... so basically, it ISNT normal?! :|

How is this not closed?

quote:Originally posted by Lazarus:

How is this not closed?

please clsoe this. this is becoming a full on ass fucking autofelacio thread. PLEASE CLOSE IT!!!!

quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

This is getting close to be being spam.

You've failed me, Jack.

Not locking this thread makes the baby jesus cry.

This might be the gayest thread ever.

The brain is a terrible thing to waste; haven't you guys heard?

To OP: feel free to use your "brain" as much as you want, in whatever manner you want.

I can do both.

I can reach my own ass, but not enough to go in or get any pleasure from it :\

My penis doesn't really bend when it's hard.

My scrotum is really low hanging as well.