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 #1 
Old 2006-11-20, 00:25
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Default How can I possibly get a girl?

I'm not very good looking, I mean I don't have freckles or shit but I guess I'm not too appealing. I'm not real muscular, kinda slim and a bit tall. I want a girlfriend, but none of the girls at my school so much as talk to me. Most of them are preps and shit, all the hot ones at least. How do I get a girl? Is it possible at all? I feel like there's no hope. BTW I'm 14.
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Old 2006-11-20, 00:27
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Default Re: How can I possibly get a girl?

Get a leather jacket, start smoking and break out into song and dance at random.

This gets the girls for sure.
 #3 
Old 2006-11-20, 00:28
Gus Gus is offline
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Go up to a girl you fancy.

Talk to her for a few minutes.

When it starts to get good (she starts to really get into the coversation), tell her you have to leave.

Ask her if she wants to hang out on Saturday/Sunday.

Get her number, otherwise repeat until you get one.

This works 100% if you try hard enough.
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Old 2006-11-20, 00:30
bloodenangel bloodenangel is offline
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quote:Originally posted by AeroDynamic:

Get a leather jacket, start smoking and break out into song and dance at random.

This gets the girls for sure.

And samurai sword.

You can't go wrong with a samurai sword.
 #5 
Old 2006-11-20, 00:39
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Well my friend has asked one girl in my class for me. It was friday in English, she always moves from her seat and sits next to me. Although her friend sits in the seat in front of her. Then friday he says "Hey you want to go out with him, he likes you, how bout it?" She says no and he says what you think he's ugly or something? She said no, but I can't think of a different reason. I have an awesome personality I'm a pretty funny person and fun to be around.
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Old 2006-11-20, 00:43
Gus Gus is offline
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Default Re: How can I possibly get a girl?

quote:Originally posted by bloodenangel:

And samurai sword.

You can't go wrong with a samurai sword.

Damn no wonder I don't got any girls.. I've only got a great sword.

Oh, and STALKER!!

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quote:Originally posted by StreetThug:

Well my friend has asked one girl in my class for me. It was friday in English, she always moves from her seat and sits next to me. Although her friend sits in the seat in front of her. Then friday he says "Hey you want to go out with him, he likes you, how bout it?" She says no and he says what you think he's ugly or something? She said no, but I can't think of a different reason. I have an awesome personality I'm a pretty funny person and fun to be around.

You know, if you had asked her yourself, she might have actually gone out...

It's a CONFIDENCE thing. Women want you to TAKE CHARGE and show them WHY THEY SHOULD DATE YOU.

Go up to random girls, and talk to them. Smile, and enjoy yourself with some flirting. Then ask for their number, or just say "Bye" and walk away.

It works especially well right when she gets into the conversations because she'll WANT to continue it, and won't be able to... She'll slowly drive herself insane over you, and fall in love with ya.

It's rather manipulative, but it's how things work for those that want them to work.
 #7 
Old 2006-11-20, 00:46
Lysol Lysol is offline
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Default Re: How can I possibly get a girl?

roofies
 #8 
Old 2006-11-20, 01:06
lauren7249 lauren7249 is offline
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tall and slim is cute. you're 14 - girls your age are too dumb, and guys are too awkward. that's why so little action happens.
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Old 2006-11-20, 01:13
CatharticWeek CatharticWeek is offline
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At this age you'll think it's unnaceptable to date anybody younger than you, while women will suck the oldest wang they can. Leaving you to stew with hatred until your chauvinism has matured enough to take advantage of younger women.
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Old 2006-11-20, 01:20
Illegal_High Illegal_High is offline
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How about you get some balls and actually talk to the girls yourself? I would have said no, too, even at 14.
 #11 
Old 2006-11-20, 01:22
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Well, plus I live in a small town. So like if I asked one girl out, the whole school would know the next day. That's why I don't want to, if I get rejected, then the whole school will think I'm a loser.
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Old 2006-11-20, 01:29
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I dont think I had a serious girlfrield while Im in early teens... the majority of my teenage years were a drunken blur though.

You're still a kid, enjoy it while you can. Cops will simply take you home for the majority of offenses... go steal some TVs!
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Old 2006-11-20, 01:36
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quote:Originally posted by Docta?:

I dont think I had a serious girlfrield while Im in early teens... the majority of my teenage years were a drunken blur though.

You're still a kid, enjoy it while you can. Cops will simply take you home for the majority of offenses... go steal some TVs!

Only problem, small town. There's like 2 cops in the town lmao. And 7000 people in the whole city. So basically if I fuck up the whole town knows in like a day, and it looks shit on my whole family lol. Too small a town for crime or anything. Basically I just want a girl I can say is my girlfriend, and lead up to sex of course. I don't really care if she is a serious (marriage wise) relationship.
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Old 2006-11-20, 01:42
cshah190 cshah190 is offline
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Default Re: How can I possibly get a girl?

lawllers, if you want secks, go get a hooker
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Old 2006-11-20, 01:44
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quote:Originally posted by cshah190:

lawllers, if you want secks, go get a hooker

Go back to SG or HB with your childish remarks on a serious situation.
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Old 2006-11-20, 01:49
Ravenman Ravenman is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Lysol:

roofies

lmao. CONFIDENCE IS THE KEY just do it. i did it and it worked out but then she had plans with her family so it didnt work too well in the long run for me anyway but confidence works.
 #17 
Old 2006-11-20, 01:52
Dr Euthanize Dr Euthanize is offline
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For starters, you can stop talking on this gay ass website. Pshhh, queer.
 #18 
Old 2006-11-20, 01:52
CatharticWeek CatharticWeek is offline
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Here's the crux of the problem. If you don't ask a girl out, you won't fucking get a girl.

Grow some balls. If you get rejected, act like it's no big deal.
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Old 2006-11-20, 01:53
Spiphel Rike Spiphel Rike is offline
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Default Re: How can I possibly get a girl?

quote:Originally posted by CatharticWeek:

At this age you'll think it's unnaceptable to date anybody younger than you, while women will suck the oldest wang they can. Leaving you to stew with hatred until your chauvinism has matured enough to take advantage of younger women.



QFT

Ask the chick you like, if she says no then find another one.

Don't be afraid to go for ones younger than you.
 #20 
Old 2006-11-20, 02:14
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You're young don't worry about it too much, start working out and get in shape. Be confident in who you are and don't think too much.
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Old 2006-11-20, 02:21
Orange_Crusader Orange_Crusader is offline
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Default Re: How can I possibly get a girl?

With that attitude, you can't/won't, there's your answer.

Get some confidence, buddy.
 #22 
Old 2006-11-20, 03:06
Diviner Diviner is offline
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really, your 14. gf's that young are a waste of time. get a ho if you want sex, but at 14 everything you will go through with her wont help you at all in the future.
 #23 
Old 2006-11-20, 03:17
AtomicPunk AtomicPunk is offline
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Just keep talking to girls, and you need to have way more confidence, pick a girl you like and go after her, even if you look retarded at first - keep trying, girls love persistance. Uless you are creeping them out.
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Old 2006-11-20, 03:25
nightmare syndrome nightmare syndrome is offline
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Get them to watch FMA with you. All the worthwhile girls watch FMA.

-NS
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Old 2006-11-20, 03:30
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quote:Originally posted by CatharticWeek:

If you get rejected, act like it's no big deal.

Ive always loved this wording of what Cathartic pretty much said...

"With every kick in the balls, you feel less pain... eventually you realise that it's worth the risk"
 #26 
Old 2006-11-20, 04:14
stab stab is offline
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You're 14, who gives a shit?

Girls like guys who can get shit done. Focus on doing what you want, and the girls will come to you.
 #27 
Old 2006-11-20, 05:15
ZeroMalarki ZeroMalarki is offline
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Don't expect them to talk to you, talk to them.
 #28 
Old 2006-11-20, 05:22
The Dangerous Camel The Dangerous Camel is offline
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Default Re: How can I possibly get a girl?

Stop caring what everyone thinks, or at least pretend. Be confident, happy, and charismatic. Act like you own everything, don't let yourself get brought down.

And, don't let the girl know you like her.
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Old 2006-11-20, 05:59
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I've seen retards/physically deformed people get SO's. If you can't...bullet, brain, now!

Oh PS, if you're ugly, and shallow, what makes you think a good looking girl will want you? Lower your standards.
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Old 2006-11-20, 23:49
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quote:Originally posted by nightmare syndrome:

Get them to watch FMA with you. All the worthwhile girls watch FMA.

-NS

NICE lol. My favorite FMA brother
 #31 
Old 2006-11-21, 18:48
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Default Re: How can I possibly get a girl?

quote:Originally posted by Docta?:

.

"With every kick in the balls, you feel less pain... eventually you realise that it's worth the risk"

Or you end up with one distended swollen ball whilst the other one crawls away and hides inside you.

Either way..
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Old 2006-11-21, 18:55
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act like your a flaming homo,get them drunk,and fuck the living hell out of them hahaha.
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Old 2006-11-21, 19:04
Atticus_Ellis Atticus_Ellis is offline
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Default Re: How can I possibly get a girl?

Can you give us some pic of yourself?
 
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