Alright, some of you may remember when I made a thread about her several months ago. Well, she's been coming over alot lately.

Back then, I thought that what seemed like attempts to turn me on were just her being naive to the situation. But now I am absolutely convinced that she is deliberately trying to turn me on...

For one thing, she's wearing these really short, tight boxers, and she walked by me and said "Look at me, I'm getting fat", and she pulls up her shirt and shows me her stomach. She's obviously not fat at all, in fact she's in very good shape. I just call her fat-ass and tell her she can borrow some of diet books from me.

Then she pulls her boxers up really tight and shows me her legs and says: "Feel my legs"

I hesitate at first, but then I can no longer resist, so I just put my hand on her thigh, which happens to be very firm.

Then she pulls up her shirt again and turns around, and she has an obvious wedgie. She just stands there for a minute, and then she starts telling me about how last night she was jumping on the trampoline. Then she actually starts jumping up and down!!

I AM NOT DELUSIONAL! THESE ARE OBVIOUS PASSES BEING MADE TOWARD ME!

What do I do?

Shut up, why the fuck are you even asking this question?

14 year old trying to turn you on? How old are you again? Is it right for you to fuck a 14 year old?

Maybe you should get her addicted to crack so you can rape her all the time.

Youse knows not to succumb to the jailbaits!!111

Defuse the situation while it's still infantile - might I suggest a deft backhand?

Well, she's realising the power of her body and is obviously attracted to you. I've heard of girls much older doing the same thing, in the same situation.

If you want her, she's yours for the taking. Personally, I'm actually in a relationship with a 14 year old tease. She's very mature for her age. This girl might be similar (but not as good).

So, really, the people on this board will have varying opinions. You're gonna get a lot of hit its, and you're gonna get a lot of Hit That And You Go To Jails, so the only thing I can say is, if you decide to hit it, take it slowly. She may be traying to get your rocks off, but she's still a scared virgin (or so I assume).

This is my opinion. Do with it, what you wish.

quote:Originally posted by CarbonB:

Is it right for you to fuck a 14 year old?

Yeah.. umm.. I think you missed the point entirely. I realize that it would be wrong to fuck her. That is the problem. She won't stop being a tease, and the temptation is only growing stronger.

Now please leave, you are exceeding the maximum weight capacity in this thread, disabling other posters from entering safely.

You know you wanna hit that.

quote:Originally posted by stab:

Well, she's realising the power of her body and is obviously attracted to you. I've heard of girls much older doing the same thing, in the same situation.

Honestly, I don't think she is actually into me. I think she might just be being a really cruel tease.

Last night I drove her (and my sister and their two male friends) to the movie theater. I asked her if the guy she went with was her boyfriend, and she said no, but he really likes her. She is a total tease. I actually feel bad for this kid who probably has no idea that she's just leading him on.

I feel like rolling up a newspaper and smacking you on the nose with it.

Stop playing her game. You know it's a game.

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quote:Originally posted by Rocko:

You know you wanna hit that.

Oh I want to. Don't get me wrong. I am fantasizing about it right now...

But I don't think it would really be socially acceptable.

I'm 22. She's 14.

quote:Originally posted by gadzooks:

Now please leave, you are exceeding the maximum weight capacity in this thread, disabling other posters from entering safely.

hahahahahahahah but yeah i would hit it so fresh and young.

quote:Originally posted by gadzooks:

Honestly, I don't think she is actually into me. I think she might just be being a really cruel tease.



Then you can either actually tell her abruptly to cut it out (but then be careful about walking straight into the "Don't flatter yourself, you're nothing special" reaction if she is indeed a tease) or wait for her to get tired of it and move on to prey on some other poor unsuspecting blighter.

Maybe get your sister to chat to her about it, see how she actually perceives your little scenario before you say anything. Perhaps she's not even aware?

I realise I say this with the innocence of someone with a rosetinted bag over their head, so feel free to rubbish my advice! :O

Oh god... She was just in my room again. She opens the door and stands up against the edge of it, kinda writhing up against it, but in a subtle way. She starts talking to me about drugs. Asking me which ones I've done. Then tells me that she smoked weed with my sister (WTF?). All the while moving around in such a seductive way. What the hell?

quote:Originally posted by Euda:

Stop playing her game. You know it's a game.

I'm fully aware that it's a game. But how do I react? I can't just be like "You're trying to seduce me. Stop it."

I guess all I can do is ignore her...?

But it's hard, it really is. (no pun intended)

quote:Originally posted by gadzooks:

I'm fully aware that it's a game. But how do I react? I can't just be like "You're trying to seduce me. Stop it."



Yes ya can!

quote:Originally posted by Solidus:

Yes ya can!



If she was anywhere near my age range, I would be able to.

But to assume that she's trying to seduce me when there is such an age gap... that could cause for a extremely embarrassing situation. It's just so taboo that it can't be discussed.

quote:Originally posted by gadzooks:

If she was anywhere near my age range, I would be able to.

But to assume that she's trying to seduce me when there is such an age gap... that could cause for a extremely embarrassing situation. It's just so taboo that it can't be discussed.



Exactly my point - it's embarrassing and taboo, if she realises this (and if her intentions indeed are murky - she does! they're wily at fourteen!) and you give the thumbs down I'm willing to bet out of the jerk you'll give her system/game she'll cut it out.

It could of course merely be a fascination with the older brother, you know..."Wow he's so awesomeandoldandstuff!" I get it a lot, but not quite to your extent...I assume she's at your house now, so if she keeps at it let us know? :P

You don't ignore it. Not when it's at that level. Just be completely clear; she's blatant, you have to assume she can handle it. Just ask the questions on your mind.

From your last post, it sounds like she's fishing for connections. This isn't a rare thing when a girl has finding connections on the brain; I'm sure you know that one.

I would at the very least just jerk off and get it out of my system for the meantime, but she keeps coming by my room.

Plus there are alot of other guests in the house right now.

Although, having her walk in during could...

FUCK... Look at what she's doing to me! She's like a virus.

I can deal with teases my own age by either teasing back, or avoiding them, but this girl is in my own house!

Dude, fuck the taboo. She's trying to seduce you, and she knows it.

Another major reason why it's extremely awkward and risky to bring up is the fact that this is my sisters friend. Also a neighbor that lives only two houses down. What if she's evil enough to twist my words around if I even hint at a possibility of her trying to seduce me? She has been known to create some scandals.

Not only that, but especially right now, at any given moment, I am within ear shot of other guests in the house. So having a conversation about any of this could be heard by the wrong person and taken in the wrong way...

I think I might just jerk off in the bathroom as fast as possible and then meet up with some friends to get drunk and surround myself with girls my age.

At least for now as a temporary escape.

Sounds good to me, but eventually you're going to have to tell her that you know what she's doing.

quote:Originally posted by stab:

Sounds good to me, but eventually you're going to have to tell her that you know what she's doing.

If I ever get her alone (despite the many other things I may be wanting to do to her) I will bring it up.

Then again, since I'm moving in like a couple weeks (Dec. 1st), I might not even have to.

She is a child. Find a girl your own age.

quote:Originally posted by Twiggy:

She is a child. Find a girl your own age.

I must commend you on your impressive reading comprehension skills.

all that this requires is you keeping your cool and spitting some fire back to her when she tries to do this bs. call her out on it playfully and implicitly: "don't you have guys your own age to hang out with?" Be a bit of an asshole. Tell her to get lost. If she sticks around regardless, tell her she's bothering you and you don't want to see her ass anywhere near you anymore. If you say this in a tone that is half joking/half serious, it should communicate your message.

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She just want to feel important. When you reply to her, just make it sound like you're talking to a 6 years old kid. This should shut her up.

quote:Originally posted by gadzooks:

Oh I want to. Don't get me wrong. I am fantasizing about it right now...



There is only one thing to do right now.

Work hard.

Save up.

Charter a boat.

Sail out with her to international waters.

You figure out the rest.

This thread is useless without pics.

The age of consent is 14 years in Canada. What's the problem?

Gadzooks, you are in real danger. It would take just one word from this girl, just one. She isn't old enough to know what damage she could reek with even one small false accusation uttered in a fit of pubescent pique.

YOU NEED TO TAKE PREEMPTIVE ACTION, and of course not lay a finger on her (not for any moral reason you understand but so you can deny with conviction.)

First off save a copy of this and any other threads you have posted on this. Secondly talk to a family member of good standing you can trust (like your dad perhaps?). Tell them the situation and ask them to talk to the girls parents.

There is a risk of course that doing so will spark off exactly the kind of situation you want to avoid but at least you'll be able to make a good case infront of a judge.

No i'm not joking about the judge bit. You have no idea how quick you could find yourself being arse raped not only by the justice system but Bubba too.

NEVER EVER let this girl see you naked, for any reason, be paranoid about locking your bedroom/bathroom door til she is gone. One of the first things the police would ask her, if she made an accusation, is to describe you/your genitals.





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quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

Gadzooks, you are in real danger.

YOU NEED TO TAKE PREEMPTIVE ACTION,

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First off save a copy of this and any other threads you have posted on this. Secondly talk to a family member of good standing you can trust (like your dad perhaps?). Tell them the situation and ask them to talk to the girls parents.

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NEVER EVER let this girl see you naked, for any reason, be paranoid about locking your bedroom/bathroom door til she is gone. One of the first things the police would ask her, if she made an accusation, is to describe you/your genitals.



Hello Jackketch.

I think you meant well, however I just feel I should say the following.

Why should Godzooks have to do all that? For one thing, he's in his own house. Secondly, why does he have to go through so much trouble (not letting the girl see him nakes, etc) to protect himself against a crime he has not committed (nor has any intetion of committing)? I don't think it's fair to him. He didn't do anything wrong.

P.S. it should be "wreck", not "reek".

Also, that other poster's got a point. Isn't the age of consent in Canada 14?

I know of people who have had problems such as this before.

Shit can start without the child even making accusations, because she is a child.

rape/murder

This reminds me of some girl my age that said she wouldn't go out with me because she "diddn't want to hurt me", and the next day she confessed her love for a 34 year old. they broke up three months later. She cheated on him on three occasions that I know of. At least she told ME the truth... I'm so glad I stopped going to the mall...

quote:Originally posted by gadzooks:

I must commend you on your impressive reading comprehension skills.

I don't care whether you aren't trying to "hit it" or if you are, you're an absolute fuck up. No matter what she does to "tease" you you shouldn't even give her two looks let alone squeeze her leg if she asks you to. Sort your life out.

As Jackketch said - it only takes one word. You stupid or something?

quote:Originally posted by Twiggy:

No matter what she does to "tease" you you shouldn't even give her two looks

I don't know about that. Some girls are very well-developed (meaning they have all the curves and grace of full-grown women, in terms of body), despite their not being of legal age.

This is not to say it's ok to fuck them; I am just saying the OP is not a sexual pervert for finding a 14-year old appealling. For all we know, she could look like an 18-year old.

If she's messing with your mind so easily, and acting like a total cock-tease, look out. She sounds like the type to turn on you when you least expect it!

I second Jack's advice!

God this thread gets me hard.

She's probably doing it because she doens't expect you to do anything about it.

Just jump her and throw her petty little game out of whack.

i'd say go for it, unless you're older than 18. Why, you ask, well this is one oppurtunity that you just can't miss. I think the only risk here is if your parents/authorities hear about it, but how hard is it to keep it to yourselves? This girl is obviously aching for your dick, so just give her what she wants and she'll serve you with all your needs.

just hit that shit

quote:Originally posted by CarbonB:

Maybe you should get her addicted to crack so you can rape her all the time.



You should actually do this to teach CarbonB not to be sarcastic in future.

Punch her in the fucking face.

Well here's a system I've developed that has successfully prevented me from waking up next to coyote ugly for about two years now.

You know when it's late at night, you're a bit fucked up, and although you know you'll regret hooking up with some girl in the morning, but you're too horny to stop yourself?

Whenever I realise that I'm going to probably regret it later, I make a visit to the bathroom and jerk off immediately.

No, it's not the most glamorous of methods.

But you know what?

Since I started using this system I haven't woken up in a girls bed that I regretted being in.

Remember: the male organism can only think with one head at a time. You must strangle the cyclops head vigorously when it is trying to seize control in potentially dangerous situations, it's the only way.

quote:Originally posted by WritingANovel:

Hello Jackketch.

I think you meant well, however I just feel I should say the following.

Why should Godzooks have to do all that? For one thing, he's in his own house. Secondly, why does he have to go through so much trouble (not letting the girl see him nakes, etc) to protect himself against a crime he has not committed (nor has any intetion of committing)? I don't think it's fair to him. He didn't do anything wrong.

P.S. it should be "wreck", not "reek".

Also, that other poster's got a point. Isn't the age of consent in Canada 14?

i would agree with you, except the judiciary has a hard-on (no pun intended) for women. esp young women. extra-especially young women who have been "abused". it would take nothing more than for her to say "he touched my leg" or "he tried to get me to do naughty things with him". from what i've heard, i wouldn't put it past her. she sounds like a manipulative little bitch, who would proabably do something like that just to get back at gadzooks once she realized she can't seduce him.

Like I posted earlier, there's no legal issue here because the age of consent in Canada is 14.

Either fuck her, which is totally legal or tell her to GTFO.

quote:Originally posted by gadzooks:

Another major reason why it's extremely awkward and risky to bring up is the fact that this is my sisters friend. Also a neighbor that lives only two houses down. What if she's evil enough to twist my words around if I even hint at a possibility of her trying to seduce me? She has been known to create some scandals.

Not only that, but especially right now, at any given moment, I am within ear shot of other guests in the house. So having a conversation about any of this could be heard by the wrong person and taken in the wrong way...

I think I might just jerk off in the bathroom as fast as possible and then meet up with some friends to get drunk and surround myself with girls my age.

At least for now as a temporary escape.

Scandal? What type of scandal? It ain't I actually consented but I am telling the nice police man he raped me type scandal is it?

Word of advice. Women love drama. This one may use the jail bait status as a means of getting attention and destroy you in the process.

This guy is a moron, a girl can only be a TEASE if you WANT TO FUCK HER DUMBASS!!

How the fuck can she tease you if you don't want to fuck her? And if you do want to fuck a 14 year old, I can see why you smoke crack.

Hit it hard if you wanna hit it, but try to keep it on the low down, don't make a big deal about it. I dunno, if she seems mature, which she doesn't really seeem in this case, go for it, but otherwise... baggage AND if you try and just fuck her and leave her she could totally cry rape.

quote:Originally posted by CarbonB:

This guy is a moron, a girl can only be a TEASE if you WANT TO FUCK HER DUMBASS!!

How the fuck can she tease you if you don't want to fuck her? And if you do want to fuck a 14 year old, I can see why you smoke crack.

the next time she does that, tell her that your cock is getting fat and to feel it.

then you can be like pwn3d

you know you're lame when you get tooled by a 14 year old.

i strongly recommend murder/suicide.

Yeah it's a good thing 14 is the age of consent in Canada. Fuckin hit it man, we can double team it hahahahahaha

quote:Originally posted by Rizzo in a box:

Punch her in the fucking face.

Because assault charges are way better than rape charges. Seriously, nothing says i'm not interested quite like a black eye.

Peace



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if she asks to feel her legs ask her to check out yours, tease the bitch back. When she begs for it reject her.

Put that girl in her place and out of your house.

That's what I think, find someone you're own age.

E

quote:Originally posted by fullcircle:

Well here's a system I've developed that has successfully prevented me from waking up next to coyote ugly for about two years now.

You know when it's late at night, you're a bit fucked up, and although you know you'll regret hooking up with some girl in the morning, but you're too horny to stop yourself?

Whenever I realise that I'm going to probably regret it later, I make a visit to the bathroom and jerk off immediately.

No, it's not the most glamorous of methods.

But you know what?

Since I started using this system I haven't woken up in a girls bed that I regretted being in.

Remember: the male organism can only think with one head at a time. You must strangle the cyclops head vigorously when it is trying to seize control in potentially dangerous situations, it's the only way.

I still prefer your suggestion of drawing/scribbling all over your cock/balls before hand, so you're too embarrassed to whip it out when needed.

Oh just bang her and kill her.

quote:Originally posted by Rizzo in a box:

Punch her in the fucking face.

QFT!

quote:Originally posted by WritingANovel:

Hello Jackketch.

I think you meant well, however I just feel I should say the following.

Why should Godzooks have to do all that? For one thing, he's in his own house. Secondly, why does he have to go through so much trouble (not letting the girl see him nakes, etc) to protect himself against a crime he has not committed (nor has any intetion of committing)? I don't think it's fair to him. He didn't do anything wrong.

P.S. it should be "wreck", not "reek".

Also, that other poster's got a point. Isn't the age of consent in Canada 14?

You are totally right and I agree whole heartedly that it shouldn't be that way BUT IT IS!

Oh and to those saying the age of consent is fourteen, I suggest you don't lay too much store by that.

I don't know canadian law but i'll lay money that there are laws 'protecting' 14 year olds from 21+ men.

Even if there aren't, the family and social stigma of such an accusation will ruin his life for years to come.

You shouldn't have touched when she offered.

Yeah come on man, your supposed to be 22 i have never ever met a 14 year old who could outmaneuvere even a bad, inexperienced 22 year old in the game of attraction. I suggest you refuse to acknowledge her as a teenager, treat her the same as you would a 7 year old (assuming you don't go that way, fucking pedo). Some comments like 'shouldn't you get back to your barbies' or whatever, think of something funnier/more applicable, should emphasise the age difference. Nothing will piss her off more than being treated like a child, and in this game pissing her off = winning.

The problem you have is that you don't want to really piss her off because then she might be a real bitch and say you are grabbing her ass or something. You really need to be assexual with her, you know how 14 year olds are if she even harbours the fantasy of a relationship with you you know she has gossiped the fact to all her girlfriends, which means AT LEAST 6 people know... how do you fancy your chances of parents or someone equally unpleasant hearing baseless rumours considering that 6 people already beleive it.

quote:Originally posted by WritingANovel:

I don't know about that. Some girls are very well-developed (meaning they have all the curves and grace of full-grown women, in terms of body), despite their not being of legal age.

This is not to say it's ok to fuck them; I am just saying the OP is not a sexual pervert for finding a 14-year old appealling. For all we know, she could look like an 18-year old.

Thats true, but in this case the OP is VERY aware of the girls age. He should be doing his duty as a responsible adult and not encourage the girl.

I've always been very mature for my age. In 6th grade I wore a 36C, was 5'6", and looked like a fucking 23 year old. I can definitely understand her trying to appeal to older men. If she's not as mature as she'd like to think she is, make sure to stay away. When I was that age, I definitely knew what I could legally inflict on a person. But I definitely would have never pursued it. If you do end up fucking her, be sure you make her understand what it is that can happen if you were to do that. Or do like a paranoid boyfriend of mine did and capture conversation on tape. He got himself telling me the consequences he could face for being with someone more than 5 years younger than him and that he did not think it was worth the trouble. But after that, our clothes came flying off. I'm beginning to ramble, sorry.

It's sexually attractive and ripe, you are horny, she is horny, age is just a number.

What are you waiting for?

Your little sister's friend? So you still live with your parents? If so, tell your father to talk to your sister about not bringing the girl over anymore and explain what an illegal cocktease she is and how her behaviour irritates you. That way you can have at least one witness saying you wanted nothing to do with her if she desides to go with false accusations. Preferably tell your friends about it too and make sure they know you're disgusted with the idea, even if you're not

wait 2 years

quote:Originally posted by deiki:

She just want to feel important. When you reply to her, just make it sound like you're talking to a 6 years old kid. This should shut her up.

That actually sounds like a pretty good idea.

quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

Gadzooks, you are in real danger. It would take just one word from this girl, just one. She isn't old enough to know what damage she could reek with even one small false accusation uttered in a fit of pubescent pique.

YOU NEED TO TAKE PREEMPTIVE ACTION, and of course not lay a finger on her (not for any moral reason you understand but so you can deny with conviction.)

Your advice is definitely being taken into consideration. I know I have to be careful about this. A little preemptive action sounds like it might save my ass too in the future.

I have told a few people about what she's doing. I don't really have an adult in my life that I could trust with this though...

Thread saved. Worse case scenario I have that.

Yeah I know that this can easily ruin someone, so I am going to proceed with caution.

Thanks.

quote:Originally posted by WritingANovel:

This is not to say it's ok to fuck them; I am just saying the OP is not a sexual pervert for finding a 14-year old appealling.

Thank you!

quote:Originally posted by fullcircle:

Well here's a system I've developed that has successfully prevented me from waking up next to coyote ugly for about two years now...

I've actually done that a couple times. It can help. It'll clear the mind quite alot in times of sexual confusion.

I keep suggesting it to my friend who really wants to spend over $100 at this local massage parlor. He'll get a bit drunk and then he'll want to go, and I have to convince him that it won't be worth it.

Maybe for people that make a decent income, but he's barely able to get by on his paychecks and he wants to blow that much on a hooker?

One time he even considered taking out a payday loan so he could afford it... The things some people do out of horniness...

quote:Originally posted by AeroDynamic:

Like I posted earlier, there's no legal issue here because the age of consent in Canada is 14.

Either fuck her, which is totally legal or tell her to GTFO.

I guess that does make things a bit easier to deal with. Still though, it isn't even just the legal issues that scare me. Like Jackketch said, my whole reputation could be at stake.

quote:Originally posted by CarbonB:

This guy is a moron, a girl can only be a TEASE if you WANT TO FUCK HER DUMBASS!!

How the fuck can she tease you if you don't want to fuck her? And if you do want to fuck a 14 year old, I can see why you smoke crack.

What?????? I think you're the one smoking crack here.



quote:Originally posted by Omikcron:

Scandal? What type of scandal?

I can't think of any particular examples. She is just the type that can be manipulative at times.

quote:Originally posted by jai614:

you know you're lame when you get tooled by a 14 year old.

i strongly recommend murder/suicide.

Shut up. Either you're a girl (giving your opinion on this matter no weight whatsoever), or you just think you're immune to every girls charms.

Well I'm willing to bet you'd at the very least be turned on. It's human nature to be sexually attracted to an attractive body. That goes deeper than logical thinking.

It's what you do with those thoughts in mind that shows your true character.

So my suggestion for you is suicide (skip the murder part).

quote:Originally posted by QuackyIraqy:

find someone you're own age.

Why do people keep saying that?

Do some of you think that this is my first female encounter ever or that I'm some kind of pedo?

The last several girls I've had sex with or dated have all been at least 2 years older than me.

The most recent was 33... Although, technically, that isn't really "finding a girl my own age"

quote:Originally posted by Pilsu:

If so, tell your father to talk to your sister about not bringing the girl over anymore and explain what an illegal cocktease she is and how her behaviour irritates you.

My dad doesn't live with us. And there's no way I could bring it up with my mom, she wouldn't understand. She'd blame me for it (as she does with everything).

quote:Originally posted by KevinK:

wait 2 years

You know what? I was actually considering doing exactly that... If I were to ever fuck her, I would at least do that. Much less social stigma attached to fucking a 16 year old girl than a 14 year old girl, regardless of my age (funny how that works).

she is probably just realising she can seduce people and she is trying it out on you, because she probably trusts you.

quote:Originally posted by gadzooks:



FUCK... Look at what she's doing to me! She's like a virus...

Speaking of which.. should you even be thinking these thoughts?

I'd have thought the terrible guild of infecting a 14 year old with whatever you might have caught from a middleaged crackwhore might have put you off shoving your dick into things for a while.

^Lol, that was a good one :P

I laughed

At first glance you can say, wow yea that is a cute 14 year old girl. Nothing wrong with saying that, the difference is when everytime I hang around a 14 year old girls guess what?

They annoy the living shit out of me. I can't stand to even look at them anymore after they open their mouths. So a 14 year old girl can be appealing when you are thinking about it, but reality quickly sets in as to why I am not attracted to little girls, and the reason you shouldn't be either.

quote:Originally posted by yoyobek:

Speaking of which.. should you even be thinking these thoughts?

I'd have thought the terrible guild of infecting a 14 year old with whatever you might have caught from a middleaged crackwhore might have put you off shoving your dick into things for a while.

Like I said above, the sexual attraction is deeper than logical thought. Having sexual thoughts does not mean I have any intention of actually carrying them out. So that isn't really an issue here.

Of course I wouldn't want to infect her (even though she may deserve it for being such a little cock-tease), or anyone for that matter.

Anyway, didn't the verdict come back that it's highly unlikely that I even have anything. What with the chances of the husband or whatever he was lying, the fact that I wore a condom, and the low HIV transmission rate.

Regardless, I will be getting tested periodically. I am not some kind of morally irresponsible person, despite the fact that I may do lots of drugs and sleep with homeless ladies.

quote:Originally posted by CarbonB:

At first glance you can say, wow yea that is a cute 14 year old girl. Nothing wrong with saying that, the difference is when everytime I hang around a 14 year old girls guess what?

There you go. That is my point. I don't want to date her or something (despite the fact that I posted this in S&A... maybe that's the source of your confusion?)

I'm not going to lie and say that the desire to have sex with her hasn't crossed my mind.

But do I plan on doing any of these things? I'm pretty sure I made myself clear on numerous occaisions throughout this thread that I DO NOT INTEND ON DOING ANYTHING OF A SEXUAL NATURE with this girl.

Then delete this topic.

quote:Originally posted by Aseren:

Then delete this topic.

There is still an issue at hand...

quote:Originally posted by gadzooks:

I DO NOT INTEND ON DOING ANYTHING OF A SEXUAL NATURE with this girl.



What if we all vote on it? It can be like one of those choose your own adventures.

quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

Gadzooks, you are in real danger. It would take just one word from this girl, just one. She isn't old enough to know what damage she could reek with even one small false accusation uttered in a fit of pubescent pique.

YOU NEED TO TAKE PREEMPTIVE ACTION, and of course not lay a finger on her (not for any moral reason you understand but so you can deny with conviction.)

First off save a copy of this and any other threads you have posted on this. Secondly talk to a family member of good standing you can trust (like your dad perhaps?). Tell them the situation and ask them to talk to the girls parents.

There is a risk of course that doing so will spark off exactly the kind of situation you want to avoid but at least you'll be able to make a good case infront of a judge.

No i'm not joking about the judge bit. You have no idea how quick you could find yourself being arse raped not only by the justice system but Bubba too.

NEVER EVER let this girl see you naked, for any reason, be paranoid about locking your bedroom/bathroom door til she is gone. One of the first things the police would ask her, if she made an accusation, is to describe you/your genitals.







This sounds like it's from experience.

quote:Originally posted by kAtE-:

You shouldn't have touched when she offered.

I like Jack Ketch's advice, but I'd be severely reluctant to ever show a page on TOTSE to a member of the judiciary. Or law enforcement agencies. Or anyone, really.

Can't a brother get some pics?

quote:Originally posted by Zinedine Zidane:

Can't a brother get some pics?

quote:Originally posted by Potato juice:



This sounds like it's from experience.

You're new around these parts aren't you? :P

So Gadzooks who was all afraid of AIDS a week ago is now considering sleeping with a 14 year old. How responsible! Apart from this obvious point which should terminate any thoughts of you having sex with anyone, she's 14, and that's not only illegal, but wrong. 14 may be the age of consent if you're under 18, but I agree with Jack in that there are probably laws against 21+ with under 18. I know in the US there are, and it's a felony charge in my state, and then you're a registered sexual predator where anyone can look up your name and see that you're listed as a sex offender. Is it worth fucking her still?

Be responsible and wait 6 months to get your AIDS test before you whip your dick out for anyone. Don't be an asshole and give some little kid AIDS.

Btw gadzooks, varied experiences tend to produce an interesting personality.

At least that's what I tell myself when I get up to antics in real life.

But I don't speak about 90% of that shit on here, or to most people in general, because I know they wouldn't understand why I put myself in these situations. And in many cases other people would even get judgemental about it, purely because they don't understand.

I see you've been catching a lot of shit recently as a direct result of sharing your adventures on totse, and I just want to say that at least one person totally understands what the deal really is. If we ever do hit a bar and get shitfaced together, I'll tell you stories of astonishing stupidity/risk taking.

That being said, even though this 14 year old situation is amusingly interesting as it is, my advice is to seriously make sure you don't let your dick persuade you to hook up with her in the interests of accumulating a wealthier reserve of visceral experiences.

Because while it WOULD be interesting in that sense, it's the only reason going for it - and there are about a dozen ironclad reasons why it would be a terrible idea.



[This message has been edited by fullcircle (edited 11-20-2006).]

Peadophilia is always a crime..dotn do anything stupid...its sickening and wrong..and will make baby jesus cry...

p.s. so dont do kiddies.fullstop.

quote:Originally posted by MJR deus:

p.s. so dont do kiddies.fullstop.



Normally I'm pretty easy going about age differences as long as both people are mature, and know what they're getting into.

But 14 really IS a child, in my opinion.

quote:Originally posted by gadzooks:

My dad doesn't live with us. And there's no way I could bring it up with my mom, she wouldn't understand. She'd blame me for it (as she does with everything).

You won't know before you try. What could you possibly lose?

quote:Originally posted by Pilsu:

What could you possibly lose?

An asshole that isn't 12-gauge.

[This message has been edited by fullcircle (edited 11-20-2006).]

My thought on the situation.

You mentioned she has caused some scandals.

This to me is a tip off is that she may be a possible drama queen. The way she is playing you makes me think she is a drama queen. Drama queens WILL DO ANYTHING to be the center of attention. May it be sleeping around with alot of people and whine why no one keeps them when its their damn fault to yelling rape. Maybe she wants a guy with a car, money and ability to buy beer and cigs. In short, I do not think she likes you for you, but has some sort of evil agenda in mind for you. Hell she may pull off something nasty on you in order to get even with your sister over some sort of petty bullshit that happened between them.

I'd tell her to step.

However you are coming to us because you very much want that ass. Believe when I say it will not be worth it. Do not think everything will be ok. She will get your ass in a sling at a drop of a hat and she will be the one holding the hat.

You know better.

[This message has been edited by Omikcron (edited 11-20-2006).]

What the fuck man, throw us a link of this chick. I scrolled through 2 pages lookin for some blue and I was let down.

quote:Originally posted by fullcircle:

An asshole that isn't 12-gauge.





i got it.

quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

Gadzooks, you are in real danger. It would take just one word from this girl, just one. She isn't old enough to know what damage she could reek with even one small false accusation uttered in a fit of pubescent pique.

YOU NEED TO TAKE PREEMPTIVE ACTION, and of course not lay a finger on her (not for any moral reason you understand but so you can deny with conviction.)

First off save a copy of this and any other threads you have posted on this. Secondly talk to a family member of good standing you can trust (like your dad perhaps?). Tell them the situation and ask them to talk to the girls parents.

There is a risk of course that doing so will spark off exactly the kind of situation you want to avoid but at least you'll be able to make a good case infront of a judge.

No i'm not joking about the judge bit. You have no idea how quick you could find yourself being arse raped not only by the justice system but Bubba too.

NEVER EVER let this girl see you naked, for any reason, be paranoid about locking your bedroom/bathroom door til she is gone. One of the first things the police would ask her, if she made an accusation, is to describe you/your genitals.







he is 100% right. I personally would go for it, but then again I do a lot of stupid shit without thinking about the consequences (taking pills that I don't know what they are, vandalizing shit, selling illegal shit at school, etc, etc, etc. BUT, rape charges could be brought against you very fast and you could be convicted very easily. I would recomend doing exactlty what you suggested, maybe minus the drunk part in case the cops pull up and say "your under arrest" you will need to be coherent enough to defend yourself in your initial story to the police, although that is highly unlikely. On the other hand, you can't be a prisoner, especially in your own home. Think of how many times that this girl is going to come over to visit your little sister...are you going to just leave everytime that this little whore is over at your house? Reporting this to your dad or somebody may be a good idea, a female friend may also have a good defense for you in court, as opposed to one of your buddies. I would just ignore it and just act normal, But I know the situation you are in (friends 13 yo sister is fine as hell) and it is so hard to get your mind off that pussy so I suggest getting involved in something that you must commit your mind to such as a computer game or playing music or whatever your hobbies are. Good luck man, and don't get caught in the wrong situation...

I would like to reiterate, for those who seem to be missing it for some reason (in bold too, to make it easier): I DO NOT PLAN ON FUCKING HER.

quote:Originally posted by SlapinFoFun:

What the fuck man, throw us a link of this chick. I scrolled through 2 pages lookin for some blue and I was let down.

Sorry guys, I wish I had pics to show, but I don't, and I can't really ask her to let me take pics of her (even though she might say yes), because that wouldn't really help my case if she ever wants to turn against me.

quote:Originally posted by fullcircle:

I see you've been catching a lot of shit recently as a direct result of sharing your adventures on totse, and I just want to say that at least one person totally understands what the deal really is. If we ever do hit a bar and get shitfaced together, I'll tell you stories of astonishing stupidity/risk taking.

Thanks. I totally know what you mean. Maybe I should be a bit more selective about what I reveal to people. I have to learn that alot of people will perceive what I say alot differently than how I perceive it. God, I'm already hearing these twisted, grossly exaggerated versions of my little run in with the 33 year old. Things tend to be very poorly represented when they come around through the grapevine.

And yeah, we will someday have to meetup and get wasted. It has to happen somehow.

quote:Originally posted by AnarchyNY:

Good luck man, and don't get caught in the wrong situation...

Thanks.

http://tinyurl.com/yn7bo6

Where you live? I can satisfy her desires.

quote:Originally posted by Aseren:

Then delete this topic.

Agreed, there isn't an issue here. This is S&A, if you want to fuck her the topic belongs here, if you have fucked her and don't know what to do the topic belongs here.

You being too fucking stupid to know how to out wit a fucking 14 year old bitch, does not belong here.

Just fucking cut your dick off you dumb crack smoking bitch.

quote:Originally posted by CarbonB:

blah blah blah

k.

I'm 16 and I don't think I would touch a 14 year old. They're all so skinny and undeveloped.

pg3

quote:Originally posted by Fanglekai:

So Gadzooks who was all afraid of AIDS a week ago is now considering sleeping with a 14 year old. How responsible! Apart from this obvious point which should terminate any thoughts of you having sex with anyone, she's 14, and that's not only illegal, but wrong. 14 may be the age of consent if you're under 18, but I agree with Jack in that there are probably laws against 21+ with under 18. I know in the US there are, and it's a felony charge in my state, and then you're a registered sexual predator where anyone can look up your name and see that you're listed as a sex offender. Is it worth fucking her still?

Be responsible and wait 6 months to get your AIDS test before you whip your dick out for anyone. Don't be an asshole and give some little kid AIDS.

Jesus tittyfucking Christ, how many times will he have to go over this?

quote:Originally posted by Twisted_Ferret:

Jesus tittyfucking Christ, how many times will he have to go over this?

Just in case... I will reiterate, ONCE AGAIN, in bold:

I DO NOT PLAN ON HAVING SEX WITH HER.

quote:Originally posted by gadzooks:

Just in case... I will reiterate, ONCE AGAIN, in bold:

I DO PLAN ON HAVING SEX WITH HER.

fixed

[This message has been edited by blankooie (edited 11-21-2006).]

quote:Originally posted by CarbonB:

Agreed, there isn't an issue here. This is S&A, if you want to fuck her the topic belongs here, if you have fucked her and don't know what to do the topic belongs here.

You being too fucking stupid to know how to out wit a fucking 14 year old bitch, does not belong here.



You heard the man, gadzooks.

Yeah, alright, he's never spoken once on here about a relationship, so maybe he doesn't know anything about affection. And, OK, the only sex he has ever talked about having involved prostitutes, so chances are he doesn't know much about sex either.

And, I know I know, he derails the dialogue of others at least five times as much as he adds to the discussion of either sex or affection on this forum.

But apparently he knows what belongs here and what doesn't, so pack yer bags mister.

[This message has been edited by fullcircle (edited 11-21-2006).]

quote:Originally posted by fullcircle:



You heard the man, gadzooks.

Yeah, alright, so he's never spoken once on here about a relationship, so maybe he doesn't know anything about affection. And, OK, the only sex he has ever talked about having involved prostitutes, so chances are he doesn't know much about sex either.

And, I know I know, he derails the dialogue of others at least five times as much as he adds to the discussion of either sex and affection on this forum.

But apparently he knows what belongs here and what doesn't, so pack yer bags mister.

Oh man I lol'd.

<3

Seriously though, that is all so totally true. I've never seen him post about any personal experiences of his own. Where does he get off judging everyone else so harshly?

quote:Originally posted by gadzooks:

Where does he get off judging everyone else so harshly?



Stab came up with a pretty insightful theory that he does it for the attention.

Think about it, he gets more attention than pretty much any other single poster on this forum.

quote:Originally posted by fullcircle:



Stab came up with a pretty insightful theory that he does it for the attention.

Think about it, he gets more attention than pretty much any other single poster on this forum.

That's true.

It's like they say; "No publicity is bad publicity."

quote:Originally posted by gadzooks:

That's true.

It's like they say; "No publicity is bad publicity."

Yep. Actually Oscar Wilde put it the best, and he never even met forum attention whores FUKN JENIUS LOL

quote:“The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.”

Solution: get one of your bitches, of legal age, to come over and just be all over you. Make out in the corner and shit, to show that youre taken. The tease will fuck off.

quote:Originally posted by gadzooks:

Oh god... She was just in my room again. She opens the door and stands up against the edge of it, kinda writhing up against it, but in a subtle way. She starts talking to me about drugs. Asking me which ones I've done. Then tells me that she smoked weed with my sister (WTF?). All the while moving around in such a seductive way. What the hell?



Lock your door when she's in your house?

Ask her to leave you alone you're busy?

Ask where your sister is and why she's not with her?

look, yes it's wrong, but when I was 19, I had a very similar situation, only this girl was only 12, and extremely hot already, double d breasts and all! it was hard to resist, but I tried to put the situation out, but she wanted it, and I suppose that boys her age didn't do it or something, so I finally had to give it to her, it's a long story, but it was great, and we get together every now and then. she's 18 now.

fullcircle again, can you do anything better with your time? You and your butt buddy gadzooke high fiving each other doesn't count as an actual accessment of the situation.

Why do I never talk about my relationships on totse? Maybe because I don't need the backing or the reassurance from a bunch of fags like you, or crack smoking pedofiles like gadzooks.

Have I talked about prostitutes, yes. You would think that if I did fuck a lot of prostitutes that I actually would know a lot about sex. Seeing as how the average hooker probably has fucked a lot more than the average 20 year old girl.

Or in your case fullcircle the average 8 year old boy, and in your case gadzooks the average 14 year old girl, or the average crack whore.

Now why don't you talk more about how to fix me, because in comparison to both of yall it is so obvious that I am the fucked up one. Not gadzooks who makes up random bullshit threads every week to get attention, but oh no I'm the attention whore.

^ I didn't read that.

And from now on I'm going to try and just not read your posts.

bai

It's called being owned bitch, I am glad you can now cope with the feeling.

Have fun sitting on gadzooks infected dick. Mmmmmmmmm how does the crack taste?

quote:Originally posted by CarbonB:



Why do I never talk about my relationships on totse?

You want me to state the obvious answer?

(come on, you're not normally that sloppy).

Lol you can take a shot in the dark if you want to.

So why did you make this thread? Every time someone offers advice you have a come back for it? If you know all the answers, why ask the question?



Or is it an attention thing?

^If you are talking to gadzooks my respect for you just went up about 1,000 points.

quote:Originally posted by CarbonB:

^If you are talking to gadzooks my respect for you just went up about 1,000 points.

That I am. I don't hold the topic starter in high esteem.

You just got hot, and by hot I mean sexy. You should probably go shower and then dance naked infront of a mirror Demi Moore style from Striptease.

quote:Originally posted by CarbonB:

You just got hot, and by hot I mean sexy. You should probably go shower and then dance naked infront of a mirror Demi Moore style from Striptease.



Carbon B getting all sweet and puuuurdy talking with a female??!

Don't think I've had enough coffeee

yet this morning to deal with this...

Lol, it is probably because I am tired and at a weak moment.

quote:Originally posted by CarbonB:

Lol, it is probably because I am tired and at a weak moment.





Jack - I think you'd find I'm not really that different from carbonB on a number of levels. Scary really.

Are you like me, or am I like you? It is odd that I don't even know what you look like, a name without a face, but you are my twin right? So no need to know what you look like....

quote:Originally posted by kAtE-:





Jack - I think you'd find I'm not really that different from carbonB on a number of levels. Scary really.

Thats only scary if you're talking tit size..(and yes Carbon I know you've muscled up since that pic).

quote:Originally posted by CarbonB:

Are you like me, or am I like you? It is odd that I don't even know what you look like, a name without a face, but you are my twin right? So no need to know what you look like....

A lot of your opinions are similar to mine, I'm just not so, well, harsh It was just a passing thing I noticed, nothing to profound and deep as such..

The looks thing - well you're welcome to see a photo of me, its not like I hide them from totse. If you have an msn you can add me No email here - I can send one that way, or I guess I can upload and post here.

[This message has been edited by kAtE- (edited 11-21-2006).]

I'm afraid I can't commit to anything as intimate as an exchange of e-mails. So I would be delighted if you would upload one here.

And jakketech no worries man, I am more than capable of taking a titty joke from someone that has my respect.

Ok, im gonna edit out my email above then.

EDIT

spose that's my most recent pic..

[This message has been edited by kAtE- (edited 11-21-2006).]

Interesting........isn't it strange to put a name with a face?

To know so much about someone before you even know what they look like. Atleast I think so, maybe I'll keep your picture in mind the next time I think about putting you down. (Not to use it against you, if that is what you were thinking)

quote:Originally posted by Fanglekai:

So Gadzooks who was all afraid of AIDS a week ago is now considering sleeping with a 14 year old. How responsible! Apart from this obvious point which should terminate any thoughts of you having sex with anyone, she's 14, and that's not only illegal, but wrong. 14 may be the age of consent if you're under 18, but I agree with Jack in that there are probably laws against 21+ with under 18. I know in the US there are, and it's a felony charge in my state, and then you're a registered sexual predator where anyone can look up your name and see that you're listed as a sex offender. Is it worth fucking her still?

Be responsible and wait 6 months to get your AIDS test before you whip your dick out for anyone. Don't be an asshole and give some little kid AIDS.

This is Caaannaaadaaaaa were talking about and the age of consent is 14, that means that anyone 14 and older can consent to sex with anyone they wish. And legal age here is 19 not 21. The age of consent doesn't mean you can fuck whoever you want with consent as long as your 18 and under.

quote:Originally posted by CarbonB:

Interesting........isn't it strange to put a name with a face?

To know so much about someone before you even know what they look like. Atleast I think so, maybe I'll keep your picture in mind the next time I think about putting you down. (Not to use it against you, if that is what you were thinking)



It is, its kinda like, oh wow they're actually a real person and not some name on the screen.

And cheers.

quote:Originally posted by soro_one:

This is Caaannaaadaaaaa were talking about and the age of consent is 14, that means that anyone 14 and older can consent to sex with anyone they wish. And legal age here is 19 not 21. The age of consent doesn't mean you can fuck whoever you want with consent as long as your 18 and under.

Check your facts (I just have). My point was correct , there ARE the sort of laws I spoke of in Canada (look up Bill C-2).

HAHAHHAHAHA

CARBON B AND KATE

=

I DONT EVEN KNOW

hahahhahaahhha

Let me explain something here people, because some of you seem unclear about the problem -the legal problem anyway.

I'm not Canadian nor a lawyer but i think you'll find that this hold true for most legal systems (excluding Islamic states and some deep south US ones).

IF A GIRL IS OVER THE LEGAL AGE OF CONSENT(be it 14 or 16) and she says 'I had sex with a 22 year old' then that 22 year old has not broken the law as such, however may well be investigated to see if he has(for example if he is a teacher).That investigation alone can ruin him.

If she says that a 22 year old PERSUADED her to sleep with him then his arse is 'bubba meat'.

You get the difference. The line between voluntary consent and persuasion or 'grooming' is very very thin.

So would you all please shut up about the age of consent being 14. Cos basically , in gadzooks situation, that simply means that he can't automatically be done for rape, that's all.

If she says he persuaded/tricked or coerced her into sex then he is in major trouble. Even if the DA drops it, it will fuck up his life bigtime.

quote:Originally posted by JAMAL:

just hit that shit

quote:Originally posted by Rizzo in a box:

HAHAHHAHAHA

CARBON B AND KATE

=

I DONT EVEN KNOW

hahahhahaahhha

phatsecks eh? SG and HB are both gonna have a fucking field day

quote:Originally posted by Infernal:

phatsecks eh? SG and HB are both gonna have a fucking field day

No fucking joke dude

This will do more for comedy than Bush ever did!

I haven't read this thread. Lick my gigantic scrotum. I'm not here to respond to it.

jackketch, homie, you need to show up in IRC!

quote:Originally posted by Trueborn Vorpal:

I haven't read this thread. Lick my gigantic scrotum. I'm not here to respond to it.

jackketch, homie, you need to show up in IRC!

Sory dude but i have sworn off IRC, Msn and all other IM's ...they are works of the Devil, designed by Satan to keep me from doing important things like talking to oc6, sanding stairs or installing linux.

I do try to answer my emails promptly-ish though.

WHERE IS MY COPY OF YOUR BOOK?! And don't forget to sign it ...with a loving comment too! :P

quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

Sory dude but i have sworn off IRC, Msn and all other IM's ...they are works of the Devil, designed by Satan to keep me from doing important things like talking to oc6, sanding stairs or installing linux.

I do try to answer my emails promptly-ish though.

WHERE IS MY COPY OF YOUR BOOK?! And don't forget to sign it ...with a loving comment too! :P

You'll get it. I promise. =) I've been doing proof-reading and adding some filler chapters with things like fiction stories.

No way. You're 22, you can't win. Don't even bother, it'll only end up with you in jail.

quote:Originally posted by Infernal:

phatsecks eh? SG and HB are both gonna have a fucking field day

Lol look at this fucking faggot hating. Is there a problem? HB and SG have a field day?

How fucking pathetic are you? It seems like your life is basically totse and you don't really have any other stimulus besides this website.

But why don't you and Rizzo go have gay butt sexs in HB and SG, and I'll send over some dildos compliments of the penile system bitch.

quote:Originally posted by gadzooks:

I'm 22. She's 14.

show her you matured penor and shell run in fear shes probaly only seen 14 yr old penor

hahahahaha then turkey slap the bitch

quote:Originally posted by Twisted_Ferret:



Jesus tittyfucking Christ, how many times will he have to go over this?

Until 6 months are up and he's been tested for AIDS I know that isn't what you meant, but yeah.

So no sex for gadzooks. Good. As far as her behavior, just treat her like a 7 year old and ignore her advances. While you're at it, read Lolita by Vladimir Nabokov. Enjoy its narrative structure.

[This message has been edited by Fanglekai (edited 11-21-2006).]

Fuck her and give her AIDS...she's asking for it. Plus, not too many pussies tighter than a 14 year old's.

quote:Originally posted by CarbonB:

crack smoking pedofiles like gadzooks.

Pretty much sums me up...

quote:Originally posted by CarbonB:

I did fuck a lot of prostitutes

LOL.

quote:Originally posted by kAtE-:

So why did you make this thread? Every time someone offers advice you have a come back for it? If you know all the answers, why ask the question?

I don't know all the answers. In fact, I got some really good advice and ideas. For example, Jackketch's Preemptive action, and the idea of treating her like a little kid. Plenty of useful advice that I would not have gained without creating this thread.

So since this thread relates to "Sex and/or Affection" moreso than any other forum on totse, and since it has provided me with useful advice, it belongs here, and has a purpose.

quote:Originally posted by Infernal:

phatsecks eh? SG and HB are both gonna have a fucking field day

I lol'd. Then I threw up from the mental images. Then I lol'd some more.

quote:Originally posted by Hexadecimal:

Plus, not too many pussies tighter than a 14 year old's.

True dat.

Gadzooks, Ultimate pwnage for the minibitch if you really dont want her doing that:

Next time she comes into your room,give her a really sexy smile and say 'I've got something for you...'

Then, you produce a My Little Pony.Those things are fucking awesome, but not to a 14 year old who's trying to look 'grown up'.

If she's not humiliated, insulted or downright freaked out, i reccomend running for the fucking hills.

quote:Originally posted by yoyobek:

Gadzooks, Ultimate pwnage for the minibitch if you really dont want her doing that:

Next time she comes into your room,give her a really sexy smile and say 'I've got something for you...'

Then, you produce a My Little Pony.Those things are fucking awesome, but not to a 14 year old who's trying to look 'grown up'.

If she's not humiliated, insulted or downright freaked out, i reccomend running for the fucking hills.

*laughs so hard that the pizza went up his nose *

Take a picture of this girl already, not that it makes banging her any more right or wrong, just makes the story more fun for all of us.

quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

*laughs so hard that the pizza went up his nose *

I've got a load of them from when I was a kid. Take a look on Ebay, check out how much one individual bad condition pony can fetch. It's fucking scary.

I'm sittin on a multicolored plastic goddamn goldmine here!!

quote:Originally posted by yoyobek:

I've got a load of them from when I was a kid. Take a look on Ebay, check out how much one individual bad condition pony can fetch. It's fucking scary.

I'm sittin on a multicolored plastic goddamn goldmine here!!

My little Sis, who is all grown up now and a librarian *shudders*, was heavily into MLP...and used to sob inconsolably when her evil big bro referred to them as 'My Little Glue Factory'.

Congrats on the birth of your new child, Carbon & Kate! (http://www.worldwildlife.org/toxics/images/beluga.jpg)

quote:crack smoking pedofiles like gadzooks.

You mean... Crackzooks?

quote:Originally posted by CarbonB:

14 year old trying to turn you on? How old are you again? Is it right for you to fuck a 14 year old?



Psh. If she wants it, go for it. Even if you're like, 40. Pedophile is such a bullshit term.

DOET!!!!

And...

PICS OR GTFO

quote:Originally posted by yoyobek:

I've got a load of them from when I was a kid. Take a look on Ebay, check out how much one individual bad condition pony can fetch. It's fucking scary.

I'm sittin on a multicolored plastic goddamn goldmine here!!

I'm almost ashamed to say it but I actually checked. They have novelty clocks and pajamas and everything. It's hideous!

if she really is trying to turn you on, she's not very good at it.

quote:Originally posted by Lazarus:

I'm almost ashamed to say it but I actually checked. They have novelty clocks and pajamas and everything. It's hideous!

A TRUE Totseian knows NO shame!

quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

A TRUE Totseian knows NO shame!

Hence almost

quote:Originally posted by yoyobek:

Gadzooks, Ultimate pwnage for the minibitch if you really dont want her doing that:

I think I might just do that. The whole concept of treating her like she really is a little kid is probably the best method. It saves me from having to worry about giving any mixed messages, and plus it should really put her in her place.

quote:Originally posted by Twisted_Ferret:

Congrats on the birth of your new child, Carbon & Kate! (http://www.worldwildlife.org/toxics/images/beluga.jpg)

Lol. Aww how cute. Surprising that it turned out so cute. What's not surprising though is the magnitude of its girth!

quote:Originally posted by Twisted_Ferret:

You mean... Crackzooks?

shiiet nigga got ne crack rocks imma start bussin if i dont get high inna minit n u no i aint clownin dawg

quote:Originally posted by Argus:

if she really is trying to turn you on, she's not very good at it.

What makes you say that? If she was failing at turning me on, then this thread wouldn't have been created.

quote:Originally posted by Aukai:

Take a picture of this girl already, not that it makes banging her any more right or wrong, just makes the story more fun for all of us.

Yah! Her &...your 14yr old sis too!?

You don't mind people all over the world beatin' it to yer kid sis, do ya?

Mmmmmmmm Mmmmm

j/k

quote:Originally posted by Twisted_Ferret:

Congrats on the birth of your new child, Carbon & Kate! (http://www.worldwildlife.org/toxics/images/beluga.jpg)

crack smoking pedofiles like gadzooks.

You mean... Crackzooks?

This coming from the fucking moron who doesn't know why german engineering costs so much.

Gadzooks shut the fuck up buddy, when your dick falls off are you going to be in here asking for the why's and how's?

You want to fuck the 14 year old girl, just admit it. It isn't that hard to not put it past someone as low in the human race as yourself.

Edited: To insert the word not.

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quote:Originally posted by CarbonB:

This coming from the fucking moron who doesn't know why german engineering costs so much.

Dude, I've never discussed German engineering with you. I can't recall ever discussing it with ANYONE. And what does German engineering have to do with S&A?

The Volcano is made by the germans, it was engineered to be able to vaporize weed as effectively and efficiently as possible. You didn't understand why it cost so much, that makes YOU a moron.

The relevance to S&A is that I said it in an S&A thread to point out how much of a dipshit you are.

Do you understand now little girl?

Edit: Lol, I'll leave that post up, but my bad. Another Twisted asshole, too many of you running around to keep track of.

[This message has been edited by CarbonB (edited 11-22-2006).]

quote:Originally posted by CarbonB:

Lol look at this fucking faggot hating. Is there a problem? HB and SG have a field day?

How fucking pathetic are you? It seems like your life is basically totse and you don't really have any other stimulus besides this website.

But why don't you and Rizzo go have gay butt sexs in HB and SG, and I'll send over some dildos compliments of the penile system bitch.

Sweeeeeet

gayy butt "sexs" and free dildos.

btw (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v407/nofuturechaosuk/fattystfu.jpg)

[This message has been edited by Rizzo in a box (edited 11-22-2006).]

quote:Originally posted by Infernal:

phatsecks eh? SG and HB are both gonna have a fucking field day

Well, I'll explain to you what happened, since obviously your've never talked to a female before.

CarbonB and I engaged in polite conversation.



Which about sums it up.

You're the only one with 'carbonb/kate secks' on the mind - so really, I'd like to stay out of your little fantasy.

quote:Originally posted by yoyobek:

Gadzooks, Ultimate pwnage for the minibitch if you really dont want her doing that:

Next time she comes into your room,give her a really sexy smile and say 'I've got something for you...'

Then, you produce a My Little Pony.Those things are fucking awesome, but not to a 14 year old who's trying to look 'grown up'.

If she's not humiliated, insulted or downright freaked out, i reccomend running for the fucking hills.

*me worships yoyobek

Lol@minibitch...man I gotta write this down.

quote:Originally posted by freak-or-die:



show her you matured penor and shell run in fear shes probaly only seen 14 yr old penor



LAWL.

Fuck I love Totse.

Oh yeah, yoyo, the m little pony idea is fucking awesome.. My friend gave me one the other day that she got outta a mcdonalds happymeal hehe.

quote:Originally posted by CarbonB:

Edit: Lol, I'll leave that post up, but my bad. Another Twisted asshole, too many of you running around to keep track of.

Okay, I was getting a little confused. Maybe you're not so bad after all!

Yea, I looked like a real ass on that one, that is why I left the post up. My bad man :P

give me her address, I've done it once, I'll do it again.

quote:Originally posted by kAtE-:

CarbonB and I engaged in polite conversation.

Do I hear wedding bells?

quote:Originally posted by static_void:

Do I hear wedding bells?



They only engage in the discrete & dignified social intercourse. You do like the social intercourse don't you?

But...wait...

If people who drink with others are social drinkers? Does that mean people who intercourse with others are social dinkers?

Hmmmmm...

quote:Originally posted by static_void:

Do I hear wedding bells?



Do I hear a familiar snorting sound? Is that you again static_void? Are you on that shit again?

gadzooks <3 twisted_ferret

but

twisted <3 carbonB

I never realised how totally, and completely insane everyone here is.

I love it!

Also, I'm noticing shit. Bout time I hit the vodka again I think.

Also, dude, she's a hot tight wet slut. FUCK HER OR YOU'RE NOT A MAN.

quote:Originally posted by gadzooks:

Alright, some of you may remember when I made a thread about her several months ago. Well, she's been coming over alot lately.

Back then, I thought that what seemed like attempts to turn me on were just her being naive to the situation. But now I am absolutely convinced that she is deliberately trying to turn me on...

For one thing, she's wearing these really short, tight boxers, and she walked by me and said "Look at me, I'm getting fat", and she pulls up her shirt and shows me her stomach. She's obviously not fat at all, in fact she's in very good shape. I just call her fat-ass and tell her she can borrow some of diet books from me.

Then she pulls her boxers up really tight and shows me her legs and says: "Feel my legs"

I hesitate at first, but then I can no longer resist, so I just put my hand on her thigh, which happens to be very firm.

Then she pulls up her shirt again and turns around, and she has an obvious wedgie. She just stands there for a minute, and then she starts telling me about how last night she was jumping on the trampoline. Then she actually starts jumping up and down!!

I AM NOT DELUSIONAL! THESE ARE OBVIOUS PASSES BEING MADE TOWARD ME!

What do I do?

She's a Fed.

CarbonB, this thread isnt big enough for the both of us...or you for that matter. Leave now, kthx.

^.........what are you talking about?

Your attempts are pretty fucking pathetic, if you want to take my crown you are going to have to try way harder with the fat jokes.

I mean shit, even the closet homosexual nerd fullcircle puts forth a better effort.

quote:Originally posted by InFlamesWeTrust:

She's a Fed.

I lol'd.

quote:Originally posted by moonmeister:

Yah! Her &...your 14yr old sis too!?

You don't mind people all over the world beatin' it to yer kid sis, do ya?

Honestly, sometimes I consider doing it... I mean, it's just pics right, but I would feel so guilty (when it comes to my own sister at least).

quote:Originally posted by CarbonB:

Gadzooks shut the fuck up buddy, when your dick falls off are you going to be in here asking for the why's and how's?

Since when has dicks falling off been a symptom of HIV?

quote:Originally posted by CarbonB:

You want to fuck the 14 year old girl, just admit it. It isn't that hard to not put it past someone as low in the human race as yourself.

There's a big difference between what I would like to do and what I actually do. It's called self-control.

quote:Originally posted by Twisted_Ferret:

Dude, I've never discussed German engineering with you. I can't recall ever discussing it with ANYONE. And what does German engineering have to do with S&A?

LOL CARBONB SMOKES CRACK LOL

quote:Originally posted by Rizzo in a box:

btw (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v407/nofuturechaosuk/fattystfu.jpg)

I fucking lol'd.

quote:Originally posted by kAtE-:

You're the only one with 'carbonb/kate secks' on the mind - so really, I'd like to stay out of your little fantasy.

I don't think "fantasy" is the right word. I think the word you're actually looking for is "nightmares".

quote:Originally posted by Skane:

give me her address, I've done it once, I'll do it again.

Lol, you live way out of the way. That would be pretty impractical.

quote:Originally posted by static_void:

Do I hear wedding bells?

No, that's the sound of two fat, sweaty bodies rubbing against each other.

*shudders*

quote:Originally posted by Zinedine Zidane:

gadzooks <3 twisted_ferret

but

twisted <3 carbonB



But seriously though, if that is the case, I have no problem with that. I don't expect him to hate carbonb just because I do. I won't think any less of him for that.

quote:Originally posted by stab:

Also, dude, she's a hot tight wet slut. FUCK HER OR YOU'RE NOT A MAN.

Shhh, don't reveal my actual plan!

It amazes me that someone can have one thread about possibly having AIDS from sleeping with a homeless person AND a thread about being turned on by a 14 year old on the front page..

Don't fuck her dude, seeing as that is illegal. In Canada the age of consent is fourteen as long as the participators in sex are within five years age of each other. Don't fuck her, I'll come to your house and I'll do it. I'm within that five year range.

quote:Originally posted by Dextros:

Don't fuck her dude, seeing as that is illegal. In Canada the age of consent is fourteen as long as the participators in sex are within five years age of each other. Don't fuck her, I'll come to your house and I'll do it. I'm within that five year range.

You are a genuine & selfless individual.

quote:Originally posted by moonmeister:

You are a genuine & selfless individual.

Hey, I just don't want him to get raped in the ass in prison.

Unless he's into that, in which case he should go for it.

do it, all 14 year olds are fucking 22 year olds nowadays.

Hey, fuck. THat sounds like you should fuck her! If only she wasn't 14. I love when girls tease me! not 14 year olds...

I assume you are 23-27. SO I don't know. I think if you try to actually FUCK her, she'll tell her parents or start calling you a pervert or some shit like that. (New generation girls are like that... Retarded I KNOW!)

quote:Originally posted by gadzooks:



But seriously though, if that is the case, I have no problem with that. I don't expect him to hate carbonb just because I do. I won't think any less of him for that.

You're like my favorite Totsean ever, tying with fullcircle. Hell, you're both some of my favorite people ever (not just on Totse)!

So Zindane's little love triangle thing is totally false. However, I never really hated Carbon. And now I'm wondering if maybe he's alright. Well, he would be, if he didn't hate on the two coolest Totseans ever.

[This message has been edited by Twisted_Ferret (edited 11-23-2006).]

quote:Originally posted by Kati:

It amazes me that someone can have one thread about possibly having AIDS from sleeping with a homeless person AND a thread about being turned on by a 14 year old on the front page..

That's just how I roll...

quote:Originally posted by LucifyRe:

do it, all 14 year olds are fucking 22 year olds nowadays.

That's actually true. Although there are also alot of worse age-range couples. It doesn't necessarily make it right.

Not only that, but I would really feel weird doing it. I guess I've been brainwashed by societies standards into thinking it's wrong, when biologically speaking, it's definitely not wrong. Once ovulation begins, then that's when the animal (regardless of species) is ready to fuck. But now we have laws and social stigma attached to even the thought of following what we as humans are meant to do.

It's a funny world we live in...

quote:Originally posted by Twisted_Ferret:

You're like my favorite Totsean ever, tying with fullcircle. Hell, you're both some of my favorite people ever (not just on Totse)!

Right back at ya.

[This message has been edited by gadzooks (edited 11-23-2006).]

Have sex with her right before you move.

Welcome, strangers, to the show

I'm the one who should be lying low

Saw the knives out, turned my back

Heard the train coming, stayed out on the track

In the middle, in the middle, in the middle of a dream

I lost my shirt, I pawned my rings

I've done all the dumb things

Caught the fever, heard the tune

Thought I loved her, hung my heart on the moon

Started howling, made no sense

Thought my friends would rush to my defence

In the middle, in the middle, in the middle of a dream

I lost my shirt, I pawned my rings

I've done all the dumb things

And I get all your good advice

It doesn't stop me from going through these things twice

I see the knives out, I turn my back

I hear the train coming, I stay right on that track

In the middle, in the middle, in the middle of a dream

I lost my shirt, I pawned my rings

I've done all the dumb things

I melted wax to fix my wings

I've done all the dumb things

I threw my hat into the ring

I've done all the dumb things

I thought that I just had to sing

I've done all the dumb things

Don't pretend like you never loved that song. >: (

I'm not going to say what I would do to a 14-year-old girl who was taunting me, not on a public forum. But I WILL say that since this is a friend of your SISTER she's definitely off limits. I guess you don't have any bad intentions here anyways, but in my eyes it's the relationship with your sister that would keep me away.

Although, shit it's Surrey... it's not like she's a virgin anyways, and she's gonna be pregnant within 3 years one way or another, so whatever.

PICS OR GTFO