My friend is talking about being a stripper (doubt she will actually go through with it) but she asked me for some good stripper names. So, totse, I come to you.

Stripper names are fun.

You need to describe the girl for an applicable name.

http://tinyurl.com/ql2ht

http://tinyurl.com/yd82rl

http://tinyurl.com/2mv7k

quote:Originally posted by Euda:

Stripper names are fun.

You need to describe the girl for an applicable name.

her big thing is the black frame emo glasses, pig tails, and fishnet stockings, etc. I will try to get pics

quote:Originally posted by fray97:

I will try to get pics

Do, or do not. There is no try.

Razor



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quote:Originally posted by gadzooks:

Do, or do not. There is no try.

Do. There is no do not, or try.

no dice, only pic i have she is not holding paper that says totse. You all will call bullshit otherwise. I'll see her tomorrow and take a pic w/ my phone.

quote:Originally posted by Mr.Happy:

Do. There is no do not, or try.

Actually yeah, that is better.

quote:Originally posted by fray97:

I'll see her tomorrow and take a pic w/ my phone.

Use a real camera, and take multiple high-res pics.

just use your street name. Mines

deepwood Drive

quote:Originally posted by fray97:

no dice, only pic i have she is not holding paper that says totse. You all will call bullshit otherwise. I'll see her tomorrow and take a pic w/ my phone.

how about no?



this thread fails. i wouldn't call BS if you posted something without an &TOTSE sign.

quote:Originally posted by fray97:

her big thing is the black frame emo glasses, pig tails, and fishnet stockings, etc. I will try to get pics

Hmm. That emo look can be very hot. Does she have black hair?

Bambi

stripper

Naked lady

Rachel

Ashley

Sky

Sandra

Drew

Roxy

Sexy

Nati

Jada

Dirty slut?

syphilis?

i like cock?

$5 sucky sucky!

Lil Cuntmuffin.

It makes one sound cute, small, delicious, and all about business.

quote:Originally posted by hypno:

just use your street name. Mines

deepwood Drive

Dunbar? It just doesnt have that sexy ring to it. The next street over is Broadway, which I suppose is a bit better...but still...

quote:Originally posted by gadzooks:

Use a real camera, and take multiple high-res pics.

phone has 1.3 megapixel camera. better than most.

here is the pic I have of her http://tinyurl.com/yeec9m

quote:Originally posted by gadzooks:

Do, or do not. There is no try.

nicely said

quote:Originally posted by Shodan's Own:

Dunbar? It just doesnt have that sexy ring to it. The next street over is Broadway, which I suppose is a bit better...but still...

lol y u banned?

nice post, btw.

Mine would be Holly...which would be a pretty nice name for a stripper, I suppose.

Use mizled's: Anita Stiffone.

quote:Originally posted by fray97:

phone has 1.3 megapixel camera. better than most.

here is the pic I have of her http://tinyurl.com/yeec9m

Ugly as shit?

tell her to get a real job...she wont make it as a stripper.

quote:Originally posted by XHippie HunterX:

Ugly as shit?

quote:Originally posted by Unafilliated:

tell her to get a real job...she wont make it as a stripper.

Wtf are you guys talking about? What are you, surrounded by Pamela Andersen or what?

quote:Originally posted by WritingANovel:

Wtf are you guys talking about? What are you, surrounded by Pamela Andersen or what?

Now there's the definition of "ugly as shit"

quote:Originally posted by Shodan's Own:

Dunbar? It just doesnt have that sexy ring to it. The next street over is Broadway, which I suppose is a bit better...but still...

hahaaaa vancouver.

quote:Originally posted by hypno:

just use your street name. Mines

deepwood Drive

My stripper name is...

143rd Street?

Sexy!

quote:Originally posted by gadzooks:

My stripper name is...

143rd Street?

Sexy!



In whatever the bullshit punk version of leet is, 143 = I love you.

quote:Originally posted by SilentMind:



In whatever the bullshit punk version of leet is, 143 = I love you.

Interesting... I did not know that.

So what's motivating her to be a stripper? An intense love of the drug crystal meth?

Perhaps tell her that there can be more fulfillment in education? Living life authentically, and not commodifying her sexuality?

Outside of that the standard seems to be your pet's name followed by the street you grew up on. This, of course, doesn't work if your pet is a male.....or you don't have a pet, or a number of factors really.

Though I've never been in a strip club outside of a drug deal stereotypes seem to be pervasive: foxy love, candy girl, bubbles; and exotic sounding names: jasmine, jade, anastasia; and names describing the girl.

There was a highly advertised, 400 pound, stripper at a local AC club named "Avalanche"

People loved it.

quote:Originally posted by .

There was a highly advertised, 400 pound, stripper at a local AC club named "Avalanche"

People loved it.[/B]

I WANNA RIDE HER NEXT!!!

The clopper of fury.

I was born to post here. I love eccentric name making!

Shine Daniels

Heather Windfall

Mercuria Reserves

Honestly, she looks to classy and mature to be a stripper.

She looks like the kind of girl who knows where she's going in life.

She can do better.

And she is very pretty. Not hot, but very pretty.

quote:Originally posted by albinoblacksheep:

Honestly, she looks to classy and mature to be a stripper.

She looks like the kind of girl who knows where she's going in life.

She can do better.

And she is very pretty. Not hot, but very pretty.

I was about to say "DUDE! WTF?!" till I realized you posted...

And now, for a male's opinion: She looks like she needs to pick up the books and START STUDIYING HARD for the examns and stop day dreaming about stripping.

Listen "sweetheart", we only know you're a girl because fray97 said so. You've got a mans face, and I don't see any hot body enough good for stripping.

Fray97, you should slap some sense to her. Be blunt about it (not saying use blunt objects).



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