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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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 #1 
Old 2006-11-18, 15:42
bilb bilb is offline
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Lets see here, I met some girl at a theater last weekend she's seriously like stunningly looking. I asked her if she wanted to hang out after she got out of work and she agreed.

The 'date' went well I guess, I went to meet her parents, and we just drove and ate and talked for a long while. The night ended alright I guess, we kissed and yeah.

Me- In the airforce 19

Her- Civilian, MSGT daughter, 18

I don't know where she's taking this, what do you guys think she wants to do? I'm like seriously lost...

I only see her 2 days a week, and like barely call her during the week. She said that she don't fuck around much, so uhm hmmmmmmmmm. She has a car and drives like 20 minutes to pick me up every weekend.



help.
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Old 2006-11-18, 15:45
Necrypsys Necrypsys is offline
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This needs a whole lot of more explaining if you want an answer.

What exactly is the problem?
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Old 2006-11-18, 15:46
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dodging the rain and tractors
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quote:Originally posted by bilb:



I don't know where she's taking this, what do you guys think she wants to do? I'm like seriously lost....

Run away! RUN AWAY NOW!!

She's an undercover mole for a sect of polygamous mormons...
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Old 2006-11-18, 15:49
bilb bilb is offline
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Where is she taking this whole thing, like why does she continue to see me? Is she just looking for company, she said that she doesn't mess around much, so monogamy is going to be difficult.

[This message has been edited by bilb (edited 11-18-2006).]
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Old 2006-11-18, 15:50
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dodging the rain and tractors
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quote:Originally posted by bilb:

she said that she doesn't mess around much, so monogamy is going to be difficult.

You aren't really up on the English Language, are you?
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Old 2006-11-18, 15:52
Necrypsys Necrypsys is offline
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Okay, I see now. You want to fuck her, but she doesn't screw around. So... you're not going to get what you want, ergo, you are left with four options:

1) Murder/Rape/Suicide

2) Rape/Murder/Suicide

3) See above two, but with pics.

4) Dump her.
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Old 2006-11-18, 17:02
another pint another pint is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Necrypsys:

1) Murder/Rape/Suicide

2) Rape/Murder/Suicide

3) See above two, but with pics.

4) Dump her.

Or try suicide/rape/murder. You'll need a slow working poison, and maybe some viagra. But the viagra might speed up the poison.

[This message has been edited by another pint (edited 11-18-2006).]
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Old 2006-11-18, 17:09
Argus Argus is offline
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quote:Originally posted by another pint:

Or try suicide/rape/murder. You'll need a slow working poison, and maybe some viagra. But the viagra might speed up the poison.



I doubt it. all the blood would rush to your penal area, thus preventing it from reaching the heart or brain.



and at OP... ok. sooo.. what was the problem again?

with this little amount of info we can't do much but guess where she's going with this. hell, she probably doesn't even know it herself. just see what happens! what's so hard about that?

besides, you kissed her etc. sounds to me like it's going quite well.
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Old 2006-11-18, 17:13
another pint another pint is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Argus:

I doubt it. all the blood would rush to your penal area, thus preventing it from reaching the heart or brain.

Wait, based on that logic, you could avoid dying from a snake bite by getting an erection?

Not all your blood goes to your penis, as much as everyone would like to think. Your heart still pumps and oxygen is still needed by your brain.

I was saying it would work faster because when you're aroused your heart rate increases, thus increasing the flow of blood around the body.
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Old 2006-11-18, 17:15
Argus Argus is offline
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quote:Originally posted by another pint:

Wait, based on that logic, you could avoid dying from a snake bite by getting an erection?

Not all your blood goes to your penis, as much as everyone would like to think. Your heart still pumps and oxygen is still needed by your brain.

I was saying it would work faster because when you're aroused your heart rate increases, thus increasing the flow of blood around the body.



you make another good point there.

[This message has been edited by Argus (edited 11-18-2006).]
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Old 2006-11-18, 19:27
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Dude, you need to like, calm down. There is no problem at all. You're making something out of nothing. Stop being a dickwad, and go with the flow, ask her out again.
 
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