It's all I have been thinking about for the last three days; and it makes me unhappy in my pants that I haven't got it.

Is it odd that I want this more than sex?

no, not at all. head is good

quote:Originally posted by sweet_asCANDY_hot_asFIRE:

no, not at all. head is good

Please tell me you are offering e-head?!

oh no, I totally undestand. there are lots of times when I would just want head without the whole hassle of sex.

quote:Originally posted by Argus:

oh no, I totally undestand. there are lots of times when I would just want head without the whole hassle of sex.

I don't/haven't even got that. Still a virgin, and looks like it will be staying that way, at least for a while.

i got some head last night. It was great.

Head is brilliant when you're feeling lazy. Just sit back and enjoy it... when you actually start getting it that is.

quote:Originally posted by another pint:

Head is brilliant when you're feeling lazy. Just sit back and enjoy it... when you actually start getting it that is.



on my last time, there was no way I could relax. I literally thought I was going to pass out due to blood loss in head and arms. WOW. what a heavenly feeling.

ok, I was drunk though.

Is getting head really that much better than sex like a lot of people say, or is it just the one sidedness of it that makes it good?

quote:Originally posted by OrganizedChaos:

Is getting head really that much better than sex like a lot of people say, or is it just the one sidedness of it that makes it good?

Pfft, my girlfriend doesn't like giving it, and to be honest, it doesn't really bother me. The sex is fantastic as it is.

I can honestly say I like head better then sex.

*makes note to self:

"Oral sex is not sex." *

Your girl has to know what she's doing.

Even still, it cant really compare to sex.

quote:Originally posted by SilentMind:

Even still, it cant really compare to sex.

Yes, it can.

The mouth is capable of things a pussy could only dream of.

quote:Originally posted by arquin:

Yes, it can.

The mouth is capable of things a pussy could only dream of.



*Makes note to self:

"Pussys can dream." *

quote:Originally posted by oc6:



*Makes note to self:

"Pussys can dream." *

Yep..they tend to lie there twitching while dreaming of mice and cheese.

AND I WANT A FUCKING GOLD TOILET!!!!11

ROFL. The drunk XHippie HunterX is back!!!!!



lol y u buy me whiskey? lol i so drunk!

quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

Yep..they tend to lie there twitching while dreaming of mice and cheese.

And I hear you can get a fur ball from licking one too much..

quote:Originally posted by oc6:

*makes note to self:

"Oral sex is not sex." *

I always counted is as sex, even though many people don't. seriously, anything that involves a part of me being inside of a part of her constitutes sex for me.

ok, not my finger in her ear or so. but you get the idea.

quote:Originally posted by Argus:

I always counted is as sex, even though many people don't. seriously, anything that involves a part of me being inside of a part of her constitutes sex for me.

ok, not my finger in her ear or so. but you get the idea.

So skull fucking is sex?

quote:Originally posted by another pint:

So skull fucking is sex?

The name, skull "fucking," most definitely implies that.

See, I would say that sex, as in sexual intercourse, is something like on http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/sexual%20intercourse which says "genital contact, esp. the insertion of the penis into the vagina followed by orgasm"

The whole skull fucking thing was just to point out that a barbaric act involving the removal of an eyeball probably couldn't be classified as sex. Mostly because it lacks 'genital contact'.

I mean, someone sucking on your finger in a highly sexual way isn't regarded as sex (well I should hope not anyway).

quote:Originally posted by TheSneakyWeasel:

It's all I have been thinking about for the last three days; and it makes me unhappy in my pants that I haven't got it.

Is it odd that I want this more than sex?

I used to love oral, (im a girl btw) but then i started having sex and i totally preffered sex, but sex doesnt feel as good to me as oral does, and i always orgasm from oral, but i havent from sex before. how does that work? haha

quote:Originally posted by Argus:

I always counted is as sex, even though many people don't. seriously, anything that involves a part of me being inside of a part of her constitutes sex for me.

ok, not my finger in her ear or so. but you get the idea.

Yes...that was my point.

They call it oral sex for a reason.

quote:Originally posted by outcast234:

And I hear you can get a fur ball from licking one too much..

Note to self:

Shave. Fur balls are nasty.

quote:Originally posted by another pint:

See, I would say that sex, as in sexual intercourse, is something like on http: //dictiona ry.reference.com/browse/sexual%20intercourse (http: //dictiona ry.referen ce.com/bro wse/sexual %20interco urse) which says "genital contact, esp. the insertion of the penis into the vagina followed by orgasm"

The whole skull fucking thing was just to point out that a barbaric act involving the removal of an eyeball probably couldn't be classified as sex. Mostly because it lacks 'genital contact'.

I mean, someone sucking on your finger in a highly sexual way isn't regarded as sex (well I should hope not anyway).

Ah, but good sir, you forget the many forms and uses of the word "fuck"! Do not equivocate around the terms here. "Skull fucking" describes the act of fucking a skull, using the verb fuck in the present tense. And while "fucking" is often synonymous with coitous, there are other defintions. The American Heritage Dictionary (Novemeber 2004 ed.), in the second part of the defition of fuck as a verb, mentions "(to) victimize".

Clearly, there is a degree of victimization inherent in skull fucking, thus validating the term. In addition, there is the amphiboly of meaning of "fuck", meaning, as you have said "to engage in sexual intercourse"- but also denoting action similar to coitous, narrowly defined. One is reminded of terms like "striking up conversation" or "tossing her salad".

Nice try though Clinton.