So I've decided to officially declare my asexuality here on totse. Girls simply piss the fuck out of me. I've had sex a few times and I've jacked off since I was 12. It brings me no real satisfaction and I even find it as a "burden."

Oh, well, I read up on simply not having sex and it's not, like, unheard of, so I suppose I'll go for it.

Thanks for everyone's advice in the past, by the way.

Join the club, bro.

wouldn't asexuality mean that you would reproduce yourself? As in, not a more polite way of saying "fuck yourself" but as in mitosis?

quote:Originally posted by I_Like_Traffic_Lights:

wouldn't asexuality mean that you would reproduce yourself? As in, not a more polite way of saying "fuck yourself" but as in mitosis?

Neither a drive for homo or heterosexual relationships.

quote:Originally posted by I_Like_Traffic_Lights:

wouldn't asexuality mean that you would reproduce yourself? As in, not a more polite way of saying "fuck yourself" but as in mitosis?

If you take everything literally, than yes.

Language is an art, not a science.

quote:Originally posted by I_Like_Traffic_Lights:

wouldn't asexuality mean that you would reproduce yourself? As in, not a more polite way of saying "fuck yourself" but as in mitosis?

no, that is asexual reproduction. asexuality is having no interest in sex. get yo facts straight!

I was kidding on a technicality. I knew what was implied.

I do, however, think that there must be a better way to put it. In any event, minus castration, good luck pulling it off.

quote:Originally posted by Necrypsys:

So I've decided to officially declare my asexuality here on totse. Girls simply piss the fuck out of me. I've had sex a few times and I've jacked off since I was 12. It brings me no real satisfaction and I even find it as a "burden."

Oh, well, I read up on simply not having sex and it's not, like, unheard of, so I suppose I'll go for it.

Thanks for everyone's advice in the past, by the way.

Just note; asexuality means you actually don't want to have sex, celibacy is when girls "piss you off" and you refrain from it.

quote:Originally posted by Trapped In A Box:

Just note; asexuality means you actually don't want to have sex, celibacy is when girls "piss you off" and you refrain from it.

No, I'm not interested in it. It's just from my view, people attitudes towards sex and sexual relationships are simply fooling themselves into believing that it's like amazing or something, when really it's just another event. But whatever, ha.

Are other types of relationships off limits as well?

quote:Originally posted by Euda:

Are other types of relationships off limits as well?

Like just plain happiness to be with someone? Friendship? No, I suppose not, I mean, it's not like I'm completely antisocial.

When I was younger, I used to think the same thing. You know what though? Humans aren't asexual. It had nothing to do with not having sex drive and everything to do with self-confidence. Unless you are seriously mentally/physically disabled, you have a sex drive. If you've been masturbating since you were 12, you have a sex drive. I guarantee you that if become involved on some level with the right woman and she wants to have sex six months from now, you'll do it.

Yep, I'm asexual too...and this is probably going to be my only post in S&A.

As for "Girls pissing you the fuck off", and you having had sex in the past, one might argue that you're simply a misogynist...but there are several definitions of asexuality, so you may or may not be asexual.

People in general piss me the fuck off.

you're 14. fourteen.



and although you may be serious about this, your decision is laughable. you have your whole puberty ahead of you.



believe you me, the second you see a hot girl walking down the street you'll toss that whole asexuality bullshit right out the window.

quote:Originally posted by Argus:

you're 14. fourteen.



and although you may be serious about this, your decision is laughable. you have your whole puberty ahead of you.



believe you me, the second you see a hot girl walking down the street you'll toss that whole asexuality bullshit right out the window.

Mate, your posts alternate between brilliance and stupidity. This one was excellent.

And to Necrypsys, 14. Don't be such a kidiot.

Edit: check that, you just made up for it Argus. Much less stupid in the other thread.

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quote:Originally posted by another pint:

Mate, your posts alternate between brilliance and stupidity. This one was excellent.

And to Necrypsys, 14. Don't be such a kidiot.

Edit: check that, you just made up for it Argus. Much less stupid in the other thread.



haha. thanks. but hey, you started that whole viagra/poison discussion

If it is i'd fuck myself and create clones, i'd think that the whole of the British Army is now loyal. the next harder step is the US army... *lubricates hand*

quote:Originally posted by Argus:

you're 14. fourteen.



and although you may be serious about this, your decision is laughable. you have your whole puberty ahead of you.



believe you me, the second you see a hot girl walking down the street you'll toss that whole asexuality bullshit right out the window.

I made that decision at 14 and it lasted until 16, and I only stopped because I wanted to please a certain girl.

If I made that decision at 14, that would have only been my excuse for me not getting any girls.

Right now, I just don't care much anymore, although I do love getting a good blowjob. I just don't like the whole working for it part.

asexuality is perfectly fine, i sometimes feel like girls are pissing me off, and sometimes i lose interest.

maybe you will regain interest someday

you could just take a break from trying to get laid, but don't vow to asexuality. you're no monk, mate.