I'm not entirely sure why I did this, but I did. About an hour ago. It was partly because I thought the pain might improve the experience, but mostly because I wanted to know I could handle it. I knew it was essentially a bad idea, but I figured as long as I kept from getting any in my urethra, it was unlikely to cause anything that would last very long. Anyone remember HentaiChicken (not sure if there was an '_')? That person who used to post about how her boyfriend had a right to control her life? I suddenly remembered one of her posts where she claimed to have done this (Tabasco on genitals) casually for enjoyment. And I had been thinking earlier about how pain, with its strong coercive force, has the potential to destroy one's power over their ability to enact their own will. HentaiChicken was someone I despised, for the reason that she seemed to have accepted this loss of personal power. I guess I got it in my head that if I could prove to myself that I couldn't handle putting Tabasco on the head of my penis, retaining my self respect and personal control, I couldn't say with any certainty that given certain circumstances, I wouldn't become like that. This wasn't all clearly defined at the time, of course; I thought about these things generally and then knew I had to do it.

Basically, I needed to prove something to myself. Also, I didn't think it would be that bad.

So I did it. Holy shit it hurt. I didn't use very much either. At first I felt nothing, and then boom- most intense pain I can remember ever experiencing. In my state of arousal, it was bearable at first. Didn't improve the orgasm though- that itself was pretty shitty, since I had jacked off earlier.

That's when my problems started. The pain was incredible. I considered and rejected sticking my penis into my water bottle (wanted to be able to use it again; it's a good one). Pain demanded my immediate attention. I thought 'need water, wash this shit off. Shower.', and as I was about to run to the shower, I realized I wasn't wearing any pants (I live in a dorm), and couldn't really just run there naked. So in a few excruciating moments, while fighting to keep from panicking, I put on some pants, grabbed a towel and soap, and ran to the shower. The cold water helped a lot (with warm water it was almost as bad again), and 15 minutes later, it didn't hurt anymore.

Add that to the list of things I'm never doing again.

..."I fell down in to a burning thing of fire

I stroken down & the flames burned higher.

The thing of fire

Burn burn burn

The thing of fire..."

Try Noxema. It's a little tingly & cool but easily bearable.

quote:Originally posted by moonmeister:

..."I fell down in to a burning thing of fire

I stroken down & the flames burned higher.

The thing of fire

Burn burn burn

The thing of fire..."





HAHAHAHahaAHHAha.

ARCHIVE!!!

quote:Originally posted by ChickenOfDoom:

Add that to the list of things I'm never doing again.

I'm adding it to the list of things I'm never doing, period.

I may have done some painful things to myself and others, but never anything that intense.

I once tried toothpaste on my penis. It's very tingly, and very cold.

You know, the other day my older brother was telling me that I ought to start a show like MythBusters except instead of busting myths, we'd put people to totse challenges and make them do stupid things that were suggested on the boards. This is exactly the kind of thing we were looking for, actually. My favorite challenge (which nobody has done yet) is telling a girl "Before you cum, could you shout 'No, daddy, stop!' for me?"

When episode 1 comes out, Chicken, you'll have your own clip.

quote:Originally posted by Zok:

My favorite challenge (which nobody has done yet) is telling a girl "Before you cum, could you shout 'No, daddy, stop!' for me?"

Hell, I tell that to all the women I see. First thing I say... "Hi there, my name is Gustave, and right before you cum long and hard on my rock of a cock I want you to shout out "No DADDY don't! I don't want to have a baby!", alright? Otherwise the marriage is off."

...It actually works a little too good for it's own good.

quote:Originally posted by Zok:

You know, the other day my older brother was telling me that I ought to start a show like MythBusters except instead of busting myths, we'd put people to totse challenges and make them do stupid things that were suggested on the boards. This is exactly the kind of thing we were looking for, actually. My favorite challenge (which nobody has done yet) is telling a girl "Before you cum, could you shout 'No, daddy, stop!' for me?"

When episode 1 comes out, Chicken, you'll have your own clip.



haha. nice idea.

Hahahahhahahha

quote:Originally posted by moonmeister:

..."I fell down in to a burning thing of fire

I stroken down & the flames burned higher.

The thing of fire

Burn burn burn

The thing of fire..."

Try Noxema. It's a little tingly & cool but easily bearable.

I'm going to make babies with you. Biological impossibility or not, I am going to have your babies.

Sometimes the kids just need to experiment a little. Next time, try Jack Daniels, I promise it won't hurt.

quote:Originally posted by carbo:

I once tried toothpaste on my penis. It's very tingly, and very cold.

Same here! I thought i was the only one who'd try something like that... it wasn't bad, just very very strange feeling. Like what i'd imagine a condom full of menthol would feel like.

I honestly think that is a stupid thing to do, just my opinion. Thanks for the demo&follow up.

Someone has to do it!

Eil>

I tried shampoo once a few years back. The skin on my balls got hard, dried up, and fell off!

It wasn't bad, just messy- every time I dropped my shorts, I got a little snowstorm. But it left a good feeling. I've tried to do it again, but nothing happened.

I wonder what made it do that?

quote:Originally posted by QuackyIraqy:

I honestly think that is a stupid thing to do, just my opinion. Thanks for the demo&follow up.

Someone has to do it!

Eil>

I don't think it was a bad idea. It's Tabasco, so I KNEW it would hurt a whole fucking lot, but it's Tabasco, meant for consumption, so I figured it wouldn't cause any lasting damage- at most maybe some swelling, which didn't even happen.

You do know it's the same active ingrediment as Pepper Spray? Just not as concentrated.

If you think you could handle it...man up to it? Use fresh, cut-up green jalapeno peppers...

Get a bunch of fresh pepper juice on Mr Tool then use some nice grease/hand-gland cream.

Work it work it work it!

* Hears distant screams *

quote:Originally posted by moonmeister:

You do know it's the same active ingrediment as Pepper Spray? Just not as concentrated.

If you think you could handle it...man up to it? Use fresh, cut-up green jalapeno peppers...

Get a bunch of fresh pepper juice on Mr Tool then use some nice grease/hand-gland cream.

Work it work it work it!

* Hears distant screams *

Why not just use actual pepper spray?

No! If yer gonna make peppered tube steak? Go the Natural way & use fresh!

Toothpaste feels fucking weird. Soap caused it to hurt for a week.

Try deepheat/tigerbalm.

be a man have a bare knuckle brawl like me

quote:Originally posted by deiki:

ARCHIVE!!!

Yup.



Seriously, what the fuck did you expect? You don't deserve to have a fucking penis!

quote:Originally posted by moonmeister:

If you think you could handle it...man up to it? Use fresh, cut-up green jalapeno peppers...

Get a bunch of fresh pepper juice on Mr Tool then use some nice grease/hand-gland cream.That would literally cause burns on the skin. Ouch.

quote:Originally posted by chubbyman25:

Originally posted by moonmeister:

That would literally cause burns on the skin. Ouch.

That bad, eh?

I've only touched Mr Tool after washing my jala-hands real good...but not good enough & that were tingle enough.

quote:Originally posted by moonmeister:

That bad, eh? Yeah, when you cut up hot peppers you're supposed to use gloves and avoid touching any bare skin. It's ok after they're cooked, but the oils of fresh hot peppers will cause a pretty good rash if enough gets on your skin.

Use gloves? Who does that?

capsaicin + pen0r ftl